Why’s it All So Surreal?

I like movies and TV shows that earn your trust and make you believe what is, by definition, contrived.

Yes, all movies and tv shows are contrived.

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obviously

As I tell my writing students when they resist a good plot point in their work because they fear it will come off as artificial: 

What you really fear is that it will seem contrived.

Meaning every writer’s, or liar’s, job is to massage a moment to the point where it seems perfectly believable for the person in the moment they’re in. 

This has worked for me as a writer, and as a college professor, for most of my adult life.

But what do you do when the actual events in the world seem too ludicrous to be true in the reality you’ve lived in for all of your life?

Ok but it’s still really bad, right?

And what effect will that have on you and all others falling under the dreaded monicker of content creators (Note: Ugh, I hate that term, it preemptively makes us all sound like we’re A.I. assembly-line worker bees, which I suppose is the point) going forward?

Is there no action a person or character takes that could be deemed too outlandish?  Will there be no plot point out of the bounds of logic?

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NO RULES

Can an American POTUS publicly attack the sitting Pope – the leader of approximately 1.3 billion Catholics – as “a tool of the radical left,” “weak on crime,” and “disgraceful” as he simultaneously posts a picture of himself as Jesus healing the sick to millions of his followers on social media?

What about a U.S. Secretary of Defense holding a worship service at the Pentagon (Note: Normally we could stop there) where he quotes what professes to be a bible verse from Ezekiel 25:17 that is actually A SPEECH WRITTEN BY director-screenwriter Quentin Tarantino to mimic a bible verse delivered by a fictional hitman played by Samuel L. Jackson in the 1994 breakout hit, Pulp Fiction???

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You gotta be kidding me

The answers are being rewritten even as I write, and every time one awakes to another bizarre rant from [Fill in the world “leader” (ahem) of your choice].

This week I went to an actual movie theatre to see The Drama, a sort of oddball mélange of rom-com, pathos, suspense and cross-cutting frenzy fueled by the star power of Zendaya and Robert Pattinson.

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Criminally attractive people

Playing a Gen Z meet-cute couple about to be married and thus subject to a few nervous drunken nights with friends, the film essentially poses the bizarre question:  What would Mr. Pattinson’s character do if this fantasy gal he was in love with, nee Zendaya’s character, admitted that she almost did a school shooting when she was a teenager?

She DID NOT DO IT, mind you.  She just thought about it and planned a little of it until logic and goodwill won her over.

Yes, it’s concerning, but… would it cause you as Mr. Pattinson (Note: You wish!) to melt down to the point where you  __________, or prompt more than a few friends or co-workers to advise you to call the police and have her arrested for something she never did years ago?

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Really Robby?

Call me crazy, but I had some issue with that. 

On the other hand, I didn’t grow up with school shooting drills or in a time when being gunned en masse in junior high school was a possibility. (Note: The worst it got for me was being jabbed by several long sharp knitting needles going up the stairs to class by several very tough girls in school that I avoided at all costs).

As for the students I sent to see The Drama, some agreed with me but many didn’t at all have an issue with it.  Nor, obviously, did, Z or RPatz, who signed on to do the script.  Nor did many filmgoers, as $110 million worldwide at the box-office proves.

Or does it?

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Box office don’t lie!

Maybe it was simply RPatz & Z they wanted to see.  And who could blame them?  They seem cooler and hotter than any one of us will ever be in whatever they do onscreen, which is part of what makes them movie stars in the first place.

Not every TV show has to be as believable as the E.R. workers in The Pitt, or create as convincing of an earned alternate reality the innies and outies are given in Severance.

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Why am I only talking about handsome Robbys?!?

And certainly we don’t require everything to be as smart, dense and grounded in the actual politics of its day as Oppenheimer.  The well-reviewed and well-attended response to the campy and luxuriously contrived Barbie, which went on to create that beloved Barbenheimer effect in the summer of 2023 is evidence of that.

A quaint time three years ago when there was something for everyone.

Not the current, creeping, heat-seeking reality of almost everything for just a few.

Charlie and Emma’s Wedding Video (From “The Drama”)

Traditional American Values

I struggled with how to write about the murder of far right wing, Christian nationalist influencer Charlie Kirk this week.

There are many reasons for this but primarily I’ll confess three: 

  1. I HATE violence
  2. I HATE hypocrisy
  3. I HATE when religion of any kind gets mixed up in politics of any kind
Checks all boxes

The latter point is particularly meaningful to me because I believe, as our founders did, that religion has no place in politics.  (Note: Yeah, they did.  Check out this pre-MAGA analysis from 15 years ago)

Believe what you like or DO NOT believe AT ALL.

But the bottom line for me is that ATHEISTS have as much RIGHT to the moral high ground as the most devout preacher, rabbi or imam in this country.

Ethics and Morals 101

As a Jewish person, I loathed when the late Sen. Joe Lieberman injected his faith into political arguments. 

As a lifelong Democrat I become extremely uncomfortable when Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-GA) uses his senatorial platform to quote scripture in order to burnish any political argument. 

And as a secularist, my blood begins to boil when the likes of Vice President J.D. Vance and Defense Department Secretary Pete Hegseth, to name a few of many, advocate all over the internet for a Christian nationalist state requiring prayer and religion becoming a part of American education and American politics, AND that Americans be guided by THEIR Christian principles as if they are some universal doctrine.

Uncomfortable

It’s not that I am against Christianity.  I mean, I married a guy who spent most of his early years in Catholic school.  It’s that I believe the basic tenet of America is that we are a melting pot of inclusivity and beliefs AND that it is THE primary asset we have to offer the world.

We are AMERICANS.  That means we are comprised of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Protestants, Wiccans, Agnostics and ATHEISTS, just to name a few.

Feeling a little more like this lately

When we favor one we are ostensibly telling everyone else they can’t believe what they believe. In essence, we’ve going against the traditional values given to us by our very imperfect, yet very prescient, founders – the Separation of Church and State.

If you don’t believe me look at the first amendment to the Constitution:

 Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.

Keeping them separated

It’s not like you can’t talk about it as a social issue.  But when the lines are blurred and it becomes a political cudgel used by political figures to adopt laws or defeat the opposition, that’s a dangerous attempt to turn the United States into something it was never intended to be – a theocracy.

Which brings us to violence and hypocrisy.

Mr. Kirk, 31, was shot dead by one bullet fired by a disturbed young man from a rooftop while speaking at an outdoor forum at Utah Valley University.

In front of a huge crowd

It’s a large school of approximately 47,000 that leans conservative and Kirk was on the first stop in a series of 10 college campuses on what he had branded as The American Comeback Tour. 

He brandished his internet fame with these events and at the time of his death had close to 4 million followers on his personal YouTube channel, though his outreach was in the tens of millions.

On the surface, Kirk’s thing was to have a dialogue with “anyone” on the events of the day, and often loved being challenged by young people on the left about his beliefs.

A sample prompt for these dialogues

But in reality, what he offered was catnip entertainment where he used his oratorial powers and extreme views to rapid fire “own the libs” through speedy, seemingly impromptu discourse where he’d quote select Bible verses and offer a mashup of statistics and unvetted conservative think-tank type studies/talking points to publicly pillory his opponents.

He was charismatic to many but certainly not to me.

I will never understand the appeal of people who spew racist nonsense like, If I see a Black pilot I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified; or who categorize accomplished Black women like Michelle Obama and Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson as “affirmative action picks” who “had to go steal a white person’s slot to be taken somewhat seriously.”

From January 2024

I also don’t appreciate people who proclaim there is no separation of church and state, cherry picking facts (Note: Once again) to prove A-historical points.

Nor do I appreciate anyone who blithely uses their Bible quotes as a way to order any woman to “submit to your husband…you’re not in charge,” as he recently did to one of the most successful female entertainers in the history of the world, Taylor Swift.

Lastly, and needless to say, as a Jew and a gay person, I find it lazily provocative, not to mention offensive, when a person proclaims: We need a Nuremberg-style trial for every gender affirming clinic doctor” as Mr. Kirk proclaimed in April last year.

Speechless

There are many dozens of bilious bon mots of this fashion, some of which are quoted in this article from The Guardian.

And if you want a particularly strong editorial of Mr. Kirk’s origin story, how he founded his business and the way he conducted himself in his attempts to convert America to Christian nationalism, click here.

On the other hand, if you want to read or listen to a defense of Christian nationalism and Mr. Kirk’s roadshow simply google the President, the Vice President or Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. They represent the succession of power in U.S. leadership at the moment and the current “official” word on the subject.

But let me close with this:

It’s abhorrent the guy was shot, in public, for saying anything someone didn’t like.  And It’s especially hurtful and awful for his family and friends, who have to endure that footage being broadcast worldwide and shared endlessly online everywhere and probably for all eternity.

Correct

But let’s not turn this into a biblical argument between good and evil.

That’s just plain un-American.

In the very traditional sense.

Laura Nyro – “Save the Country”

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