Why’s it All So Surreal?

I like movies and TV shows that earn your trust and make you believe what is, by definition, contrived.

Yes, all movies and tv shows are contrived.

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obviously

As I tell my writing students when they resist a good plot point in their work because they fear it will come off as artificial: 

What you really fear is that it will seem contrived.

Meaning every writer’s, or liar’s, job is to massage a moment to the point where it seems perfectly believable for the person in the moment they’re in. 

This has worked for me as a writer, and as a college professor, for most of my adult life.

But what do you do when the actual events in the world seem too ludicrous to be true in the reality you’ve lived in for all of your life?

Ok but it’s still really bad, right?

And what effect will that have on you and all others falling under the dreaded monicker of content creators (Note: Ugh, I hate that term, it preemptively makes us all sound like we’re A.I. assembly-line worker bees, which I suppose is the point) going forward?

Is there no action a person or character takes that could be deemed too outlandish?  Will there be no plot point out of the bounds of logic?

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NO RULES

Can an American POTUS publicly attack the sitting Pope – the leader of approximately 1.3 billion Catholics – as “a tool of the radical left,” “weak on crime,” and “disgraceful” as he simultaneously posts a picture of himself as Jesus healing the sick to millions of his followers on social media?

What about a U.S. Secretary of Defense holding a worship service at the Pentagon (Note: Normally we could stop there) where he quotes what professes to be a bible verse from Ezekiel 25:17 that is actually A SPEECH WRITTEN BY director-screenwriter Quentin Tarantino to mimic a bible verse delivered by a fictional hitman played by Samuel L. Jackson in the 1994 breakout hit, Pulp Fiction???

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You gotta be kidding me

The answers are being rewritten even as I write, and every time one awakes to another bizarre rant from [Fill in the world “leader” (ahem) of your choice].

This week I went to an actual movie theatre to see The Drama, a sort of oddball mélange of rom-com, pathos, suspense and cross-cutting frenzy fueled by the star power of Zendaya and Robert Pattinson.

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Criminally attractive people

Playing a Gen Z meet-cute couple about to be married and thus subject to a few nervous drunken nights with friends, the film essentially poses the bizarre question:  What would Mr. Pattinson’s character do if this fantasy gal he was in love with, nee Zendaya’s character, admitted that she almost did a school shooting when she was a teenager?

She DID NOT DO IT, mind you.  She just thought about it and planned a little of it until logic and goodwill won her over.

Yes, it’s concerning, but… would it cause you as Mr. Pattinson (Note: You wish!) to melt down to the point where you  __________, or prompt more than a few friends or co-workers to advise you to call the police and have her arrested for something she never did years ago?

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Really Robby?

Call me crazy, but I had some issue with that. 

On the other hand, I didn’t grow up with school shooting drills or in a time when being gunned en masse in junior high school was a possibility. (Note: The worst it got for me was being jabbed by several long sharp knitting needles going up the stairs to class by several very tough girls in school that I avoided at all costs).

As for the students I sent to see The Drama, some agreed with me but many didn’t at all have an issue with it.  Nor, obviously, did, Z or RPatz, who signed on to do the script.  Nor did many filmgoers, as $110 million worldwide at the box-office proves.

Or does it?

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Box office don’t lie!

Maybe it was simply RPatz & Z they wanted to see.  And who could blame them?  They seem cooler and hotter than any one of us will ever be in whatever they do onscreen, which is part of what makes them movie stars in the first place.

Not every TV show has to be as believable as the E.R. workers in The Pitt, or create as convincing of an earned alternate reality the innies and outies are given in Severance.

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Why am I only talking about handsome Robbys?!?

And certainly we don’t require everything to be as smart, dense and grounded in the actual politics of its day as Oppenheimer.  The well-reviewed and well-attended response to the campy and luxuriously contrived Barbie, which went on to create that beloved Barbenheimer effect in the summer of 2023 is evidence of that.

A time quaint time three years ago when there was something for everyone.

Not the current, creeping, heat-seeking reality of almost everything for just a few.

Charlie and Emma’s Wedding Video (From “The Drama”)

Talent Break

I was sort of blown away this week.

No, not by the news. 

Because as outrageous as it gets in Washington, D.C., nothing surprises me.

Even when the design for a 250 foot high, ugly-ass arch with a gold-gilded Lady Liberty on top, the latest project from our POTUS, was released several days ago, I wasn’t taken aback.

And certainly not outraged. 

Only momentarily nauseated. 

I mean… are they kidding with this nonsense?

I save my outrage for wars.  And treaties negotiated by bad summer stock versions of smart and honorable statesmen.

Oh, and sexual assault.  Whether they be one and done or multiple accusations of the aforementioned.

We’re dealing with that here in California by way of the current governor’s race.

As, it seems, every state in the country is in some form.

Especially in Washington, DC, which technically is not a state. 

Unless you count one of the mind.

As for the complete Epstein Files and justice for those survivors.

It will happen. 

IF we demand it.

Are we are living in a simulation?

Meanwhile, what we’re left with aside from No Kings rallies, is self-medicating our way through our everyday lives.

Since I was a chubby kid, I can only take food so far.

And since my father was a compulsive gambler and sometimes drank too much, and my mom was prone to rage blaming in my younger years – addictions, or being one to enable them, both scare and repel me.

Not that I haven’t been tempted over these times to do otherwise or would blame anyone who decides to resort to some form of it out of, well, whatever the reasons.

No judgement here.

At least not about that.

But I have found that, when all feels lost, something primal always seems to get me through –

Talent.

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Did you say talent?

Or at least an appreciation thereof.

Sure, we all have our talents. 

And make of that what you will. 

In fact, use your imaginations and please, please do.  That’s the least we can provide for you in these, um, challenging times.

But specifically the kind of talent I’m referring to is show business talent, especially the surprising kind.

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Me, when I discover someone’s talent

So it might not seem like much in comparison to all of the above stuff I felt the need to just go into, but here’s what I was blown away by this week.

In this little hit show on HBO called The Pitt, which is about to conclude a superb second season after winning a boatload of Emmy awards for its first, there is an actress named Isa Briones.

She plays an in-your-face too often snide, too often insensitive even though we suspect she’s damaged and sensitive inside, E.R. doc named Trinity Santos.

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Paging Dr. Santos!

Santos is just a second-year resident but has a very large, nee enormous, protective chip on her shoulder.  The kind of person you think you’d want to banter with (Note: Well, maybe only if you were me) but in actuality you’d probably not have the nerve to tangle with.

Because truthfully, it’s just easier to sit everything out these days. 

Especially when democracy is not at stake. 

And anyway, Santos is actually quite democratic in her own way since she has no sacred cows.  At the end of the day, she’s an equal opportunity offender. 

With a sort of heart. 

Sometimes.

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Just ask Huckleberry!

Which is more than I can say for some, ahem “people.”

But who knew that Santos – aka Isa Briones – could sing the way that she does.

Yes, I knew she came from a musical theatre family and could sing.  But, well, not like this.  Not with so much……well, so much.

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The hair! The dress! The voice!

It was pretty shocking.  In the best way.  It took me out of my mind (Note: As they say, it’s a dangerous place to spend too much time in alone) and out of this world and into another stratosphere for a while.

Too much of a buildup?  Well, see for yourself.  Or find someone or something that can provide a much-needed respite for you.

We’re in a race here and it is, indeed, a marathon.

So now – here’s Santos – or shall I say – Isa Briones – currently appearing on Broadway as Connie Francis – in the hit musical, Just In Time. You’re welcome.

Play it over 100 times, as I did this week.

Or find one or more of your own.