Tech, Tock, Tech, Tock

Earlier this year I asked a classroom of writing students what their current go-to profession would be for a movie or TV villain.

Their immediate, near unanimous responses were tech bro, tech billionaire and Silicon Valley asshole.

Wearing some version of this horrible uniform

And this was months before we got a whiff of Jeremy Strong’s dry-ice version of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Reckoning or Andrew Garfield’s smiley, seductive take on OpenAI’s Sam Altman in Artificial, which some weeks ago did its test run at the N.Y. Film Festival.

It was also before Alex Gibney’s four-hour documentary, Musk, became part of the film zeitgeist at Cannes, which has now guaranteed (Note: In my mind, anyway) that the guy’s surname recognition has finally vaulted past my favorite 1960s scent for just about everyone.

And certainly prior to the current IT film moment of 2026, You Can See Everything, Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s bizarro “representation” of crazy-eyed Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes, which I’m seeing later in the week against all of my better instincts.

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It’s the eyes for me. #icant

Of course, the vote for the tech villain trope didn’t surprise me.  In fact, I was expecting it. 

And not because I necessarily wanted to point fingers, though two right between the eyes of any one of the above, and more, might be/would be satisfying right about now.

In the 1970s it was politicians, in great part thanks to Richard Nixon and his band of merry Watergate pranksters.

There were the Wall Street guys in the 1980s, when “greed” was considered “good.”

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Ugh that hair

Smarmy lawyers had a good run at the top of the immoral compass in the nineties for any number of indiscretions.

Ubiquitous terrorists and/or the international arms dealers that funded them became the thing pre and post 9/11.

Until we get to the digital disasters of the era we’re in now.

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Superman knew all along

It’s amazing that such innovation can lead to such a fury of pop culture animus.  But like their predecessors, this group only have themselves to blame.

And no – it’s not about the obscene amounts of money they’re making.

Primarily.

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It doesn’t help

It’s about the insatiable appetite this current group at the top of the food chain has to rule everything/everyone and how tone deaf and resistant they are to the suffering of others.

As well as their uncanny ability to interpret any type of inconvenience to them, like commensurate taxes, as the real height of personal suffering.

People that have been given so much should pay that little vs. that old chestnut of:

With great power comes great responsibility.

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Hey don’t drag me into this!

Here in California we have the first billionaire’s tax on the ballot this November.  It is a ONE-TIME 5% tax on all the holdings of billionaires who live in California, conceived to make up for the billions in federal cuts to Medicaid and other health and education funds in the state thanks to the passage of the laughingly titled Big Beautiful Bill.

Meta CEO Zuckerberg is so incensed over this (Note:  It’s ahead in most polling) that he threatened put his $110 million Silicon Valley home compound up for sale and create a public PR nightmare for the company.  The reasoning being once word got out that their wonder boy founder planned to leave the state and take his majority share of the company with him, well, it wouldn’t be a good Meta-sign.

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A new state will not make these glasses less ugly, Mark

Of course, this is all according to NY Times reporting but it sounds so right that even if it were in the NY Post I might just be convinced into believing it.

And needless to say, so was the board because it came up with a late minute tax-shielding course of action that would enable Zuck to sell enough “special shares” of Meta stock to not only offset the B tax but still retain the exact same 60.6% of his company.

In other words, all those stocks he sold to cover the tax would not reduce his ownership even a smidge of a percentage point. Everything would be as it always was for him because, well, that is his divine right, because, well, why wouldn’t it be??? 

It is worth noting Mr. Zuckerberg’s billionaire tax could be as high as $12.5 billion. 

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Boo freaking hoo

But it is also worth noting his personal fortune is estimated to be around $250 billion and that more of that is in liquid assets.

Meaning, yeah, he could write a check for the whole damn thing and still be the sixth richest person in the world.

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You gotta be zuckin kidding me

There are a lot more examples from a lot more of these uber entitled rich folk but after a while it gets a little tedious and begins to raise your blood pressure sky high. Though when the mood hits, you might want to consider what Elon Musk’s Space X does to the environment in his adopted home corporate state of Texas. And how a new $760 million flood control project of his there could turn into an ecological disaster.

Look, nobody’s perfect and the Silicon Valley techies are certainly not the only self-centered billion/trillionaires in the bunch. 

By now you’ve heard about the lengths biotech entrepreneur and Republican candidate for governor of Ohio, Vivek Ramaswamy, has gone to in what now looks like a losing campaign to defeat Democratic candidate, Dr. Amy Acton.

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There is no bottom

His estimated personal worth is $2.2 billion but he spent $4 million in campaign funds to cut one of the most heinous commercials in the history of American politics.

No, we’re not posting it here.  You can google it.  But the background is Dr. Acton’s stepfather was indicted 50 years ago for raping and abusing her between the ages of 10 and 12 years old as her mother, who neglected her kids and left them homeless in a tent, stood by him, fled the state with him and remained married to him until his death a few years ago. 

As for the commercial, it’s now half a century later and Mom is way worse for the wear.  But Vivek digs her up anyway and puts what remains of her on camera, having her grumble to voters that her daughter is a “liar” and they shouldn’t vote for her with nary a detail of what life with Mom was really like.

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yuck

Which then caused Dr. Acton’s younger brother to cut his own commercial in Dr. Acton’s defense, lauding his sister for sacrificing herself and for protecting him all those years ago from even more abuse than he had already endured. 

Is it worth it to sink that low in order to become the governor of Ohio?  I guess so in this case.

Because clearly two billion dollars plus does not buy enough power to satisfy the most power hungry among us. 

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All day everyday

Nor does $250 billion.

Or over $1 trillion, the estimated worth of buzz-saw wielding, Doge cutting, hard right political angel (devil?) Elon Musk.

In some circles it’s never enough and never satisfying because an infection of selfish malevolence rots the soul from within.

Travie McCoy – “Billionaire” (featuring Bruno Mars)

Hear No Evil?

This week I sat in a chair at the office of an ENT doc as he used long, thin metal forceps, dozens of tubes of gushing warm water and multiple doses of room temperature air administered through a plastic cone to remove wax and hair and god knows what else out of my ears.

I tell you this not to gross you out but to reveal that sometimes getting older and not being able to hear as well as you once did does not mean you are going deaf.

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Not me, I swear

It means your ears have literally clogged themselves.

So imagine what we’re doing to our minds.

OK, we’ll get to that in a moment. 

For now let’s stay with the ears.

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Come again?

If they’re backed up please know you have done nothing wrong

Despite the fact that this medical professional at one point (during more than a full hour of this) looked at me and asked, when was the last time you had your ears cleaned?

To which I replied:

I didn’t even know that was a thing. I mean, I’m very diligent about this kind of stuff.   (Note:  Defensive but seriously, I am NOT a dirty person…in that way)  And aren’t you supposed to not dig too deep with a Q-tip?

He kind of chuckled, said yes, and continued his work.

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Not today, sir

I never did find out if he kind of blamed me but I didn’t care.

Because by the time he was done and I had my hearing checked (Note: Normal) the most bizarre thing happened. 

Suddenly everything was….

LOUD.  Like, really

LOUD.

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EVERYWHERE

It felt like everyone was a member of the LOUD family from SNL (Note: As opposed to PBS’ Loud family, which was a whole other thing – ask a boomer, or the LOUD family of Nickelodeon – ask a Gen Zer) saying the most innocuous things you didn’t want reverberating in your brain.

Imagine how I then felt going down the elevator when a baby was crying and a young woman speaking on her cell phone suddenly got disconnected. (Note: Okay, I enjoyed the latter).

But by the time I got into my car, where the radio turned on automatically, it was

CRUSHINGCRUSHINGCRUSHINGCRUSHING!!!

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Channeling my inner Bea

Was I really listening to the Broadway channel at this decibel??? 

Well, perhaps I really wanted to hear Les Misérables.

But then I lowered it and switched to MSNOW.  It was still BLASTING.  And about you know who threatening to tear down the Kennedy Center.

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I don’t know if I do, Barack!

Is this the kind of stuff I was feeding into my brain and, when the windows were open, out into the world?

No wonder I’ve been so les misérables lately.

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We see what you did there, Chairy

This got me thinking about so many things.  But mostly about what all of us are trying so desperately to hear and not hear so many hours of the day.

And view.

What are we choosing to pollute our brains with? 

And exactly what is an influencer?

Who are all these other people??

Because when you hear everything shouting out so loud at decibels you can barely endure you more than ever stop and begin to consider that maybe it would be better to turn it all off and…

BE SILENT.

Then reboot with something, anything else for at least a palette cleanser or at most bit more main course nourishing.

I was reading an article in The Atlantic the other day entitled, The Age of Reading Is Over. Much to my judgmental surprise I found out towards the end it was written by a young woman in her twenties, one who grew up in a “family of readers,” where her Dad read to and with her from books almost every night through middle school and, several years later, her older sisters invited her to join their book club.

Her name is Rose Horowitch and her extensive reportage on the subject is sobering and, yes, well worth a READ.

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What Rose (and Ru) said

It was reported a few years ago by the NEA (National Endowment for the Arts), which once did the most comprehensive survey of the nation’s reading habits, that in 2022  fewer than half of all adults reported reading ANY KIND OF BOOK all year.

Not Catcher in the Rye.  Not Catch-22. Not even The Cat in the Hat.

And this was across all age groups, education levels and demographics.  And included audio and e-books.

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Indeed a thing of the past

After giving us a history of reading dating back more than several thousands years, she also quotes numerous social scientists and neurological experts about the dangers to the brain of watching short clips and scanning short paragraphs of condensed summaries of books on your phone and computer rather than the entire thing.

And what happens when you get your information mostly from social media.  Or use A.I. intelligence to compose your emails or spit out a few bullet points about the most important issues of your world, or even of the day.

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Something like this

We don’t become illiterate but do lose the ability for any sort of “complex cognitive thinking.” And since reading a word, a phrase, or an entire book literally changes your brain, as experts report, then imagine what a steady diet of the wrong words, or the absence of anything new or meaningful, steers you towards.

And then couple that with what you actually see.  And HEAR. 

Or, well, choose to hear.

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Yeeps

There is nothing wrong with being entertained.  We all have to escape and turn off the noise.

But do we want to lie back and solely have our brains fed by a machine that presents a skewed version of the world according to the way it has been programmed?

Do we want to mostly shut off deep thinking about the arts in favor of a poster board with a mere phrase like, say, KENNEDY CENTER DEMOLITION??

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Enough with the tantrums!

And when we get to listen clearly to a song in order to celebrate, will the pinnacle of what we HEAR as a victory tune really going to be YMCA on a loop?

I mean, I like The Village People as much as the next gay, but…..

WATCH the video, READ the words and really THINK about it.

The Village People – “YMCA”