The Dinner That Wasn’t

This was going to be a post about freedom of speech and the necessity of a free press in order for democracy to survive. 

It was to be inspired in part by this weekend’s annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, where traditionally grants are awarded to young journalists, an emcee roasts the president AND the sitting president gets a chance to hit back with a speech of their own.

This was not to be.

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Womp Womp

Instead, an armed man rushed the security checkpoint at the dinner’s hotel venue and exchanged gunfire with law enforcement, an encounter where one officer was shot and the armed man was tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

The man, Cole Thomas Allen, 31, is a teacher and lives in a small tract home in Torrance, CA.  According to news reports, he is also a Cal Tech graduate, a game developer and, in Dec. 2024, was named teacher of the month at his local school.

More to come on that score.  In fact, so much more that he and this event will no doubt become the story rather than a necessary spotlight on the importance of journalism, facts and the right every U.S. citizen has to feel free to say what they think and to speak truth to power. 

Well, so much for best laid plans.

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I guess we’ll get to freedom of the press next week?

It should be noted that our sitting president had refused to attend this annual dinner every year of his first term and in the first year of his second term.  Not only did he decry the bias of the press in all of those years but had no stomach for being roasted by the usual comedian/host.

However, this year he agreed to attend.  Perhaps because there was to be no roast of the POTUS, and no comedian host.  In fact, the featured “entertainer” scheduled to appear at the podium was a mentalist named Oz Pearlman, an alumni from America’s Got Talent who specializes in “psychological illusions.”

The man poses like this in every picture… really.

Yup, that is the guy they booked to hold forth at the White House Correspondents’ dinner our current POTUS finally agreed to attend.

And no, I’m not making that up. 

That is a fact.

Another fact is that despite not being roasted himself by the “mentalist” this year, our current POTUS was to be given the chance to make an extended speech roasting the press and, presumably addressing freedom of the press.

Several journalists who were granted copies of the speech beforehand reported that it was quite brutal and extremely long. 

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I’m with Cher on this one

Of course, we don’t know for sure.

What is a fact is that the one time this POTUS attended a White House Correspondent’s Dinner it was as a private citizen in 2011.  At that time he was chided by host Seth Meyers, who famously noted, that:

Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.

The latter was in reference to his racist and since debunked birtherism claim about then Pres. Obama having a fake US birth certificate.

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Memory unlocked… now make it go away

At this same dinner, Mr. Obama then went on to chide the former Apprentice host about his decision-making ability in that he was stepping up and “firing” actor Gary Busey on this TV show. “These are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night…”

It has often been said and written that the roasting that evening was perceived by the future and our current POTUS as humiliating and it tipped the scales for him to finally run for the highest office in the land. 

Of course, we will never know for sure.  Perhaps these are just the kind of “psychological illusions” liberals and free press advocates like to tell themselves in order to sleep at night.

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Whatever works

One final fact we do know is that half an hour or so after the President, Vice President and various members of his cabinet were evacuated from the ballroom of the Washington Hilton Hotel Saturday night, our current POTUS gave a press conference.

He began his speech noting that in the five minutes or so when the members of the press and his administration were threatened by gun violence, Democrats, Republicans and the undecided were all one group who came together regardless of party lines.  He also added that this was the very purpose of the annual dinner.

So, well, that was nice. 

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I have a feeling this is going to go somewhere else

But then very quickly he expounded on the shooter, who he referred to as “a nut job,” and repeated three separate times that he lived in “California.”

As do 39.5 million other people. 

Which then led him to expound on the greatness of his presidency, since those are the ones that lead people like Mr. Allen to gun them down.

I’ve studied assassinations and I must tell you the most impactful people, the people who do the most, they’re the ones they go after….And I hate to say I’m honored by that, but I’ve done a lot.”

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knew he’d turn it around

There were no arguments or follow-up questions about the latter.

It also stands as an indisputable fact.

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Thoughts and Prayers

I’m not religious but I have nothing against praying.  Or even thoughts. 

But too often they don’t seem to go together.

Convenient place to hide

It would be easy this Labor Day Weekend to post a fun song, a political song, or a snide song. One about workers uniting, workers goofing off, or one about a pregnant woman going into labor because, well, it’s a pun on the holiday, right?

But let’s not.

Instead let’s take a few moments to think of the two kids who were murdered while praying at a Catholic school in Minneapolis, and the other 18 who were injured – many of whom are quite young and some of whom are fighting for their lives. 

In particular, I think about the best friend of a 9 year old I saw on the news who recounted how his buddy instinctively jumped on top of him and saved his life by taking a bullet in the back.

Supposedly he’s going to fine but I can’t help but wonder about the effect this traumatizing event will have on the rest of their adult lives.

I pray they’ll get over this but let’s face it, that’s just an expression in my case.  And even if I went to a synagogue and formed a minion of a hundred or a thousand different Jews (Note: If they even let me in after all this time), I would instinctually know it will take a lot more than that for these two kids to emerge unscathed.

Depressing and true

Meaning, my prayers might comfort me and others and even be reassuring to some of the families but I don’t magically think that this will replace good parenting, therapy or community love and support in helping these kids heal.

No more than I believe a blessing from the Pope, or whoever else one believes in, will replace a good surgeon when it comes to removing the bullet(s) from that young man’s back.

No more than I believe gun control of some kind – perhaps even a ban on assault weapons nationwide, won’t reduce the increasing number of mass shootings, many of them at schools.

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And no more than I believe that if this last shooter was indeed a troubled young person from the trans community, demonizing that community will do anything but spread hate.

Especially since the hundreds of mass shooters that came before this were almost entirely young straight white men.

Certainly, I’m not on a campaign against THOSE people.

Or any person of faith.

Where to even begin?

Despite what Vice President J.D. Vance desperately wants to lay at the altar of all those, including myself, who believe something must be done to eliminate the proliferation of guns in the U.S.  (Note: There are now MORE GUNS THAN PEOPLE IN THE U.S.)

That would be the majority of Americans.

The ones who are angry, sad and often enraged that at times like these the thoughts and prayers police, a MINORITY of the country, can constantly be counted on to change the subject to how anti-faith community the rest of us are for demanding action.

See ya there

If they so virulently believe in the power of thoughts and prayers why not spend more time sending some of that to “endangered” blue cities instead of armed masked men with guns and military grade weapons, a la all those shooters, to patrol what they see as our dangerous, crime-ridden streets in the name of peace and safety?

Does it not occur to them that the images of so many men with guns on patrol in the tranquil city streets and surrounding suburban and rural communities of Los Angeles, Washington, D.C., Chicago and who knows where’s next, might give even more people ideas?

Totally normal stuff right?

Something to think about.

And maybe pray on.

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