The Dinner That Wasn’t

This was going to be a post about freedom of speech and the necessity of a free press in order for democracy to survive. 

It was to be inspired in part by this weekend’s annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, where traditionally grants are awarded to young journalists, an emcee roasts the president AND the sitting president gets a chance to hit back with a speech of their own.

This was not to be.

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Instead, an armed man rushed the security checkpoint at the dinner’s hotel venue and exchanged gunfire with law enforcement, an encounter where one officer was shot and the armed man was tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

The man, Cole Thomas Allen, 31, is a teacher and lives in a small tract home in Torrance, CA.  According to news reports, he is also a Cal Tech graduate, a game developer and, in Dec. 2024, was named teacher of the month at his local school.

More to come on that score.  In fact, so much more that he and this event will no doubt become the story rather than a necessary spotlight on the importance of journalism, facts and the right every U.S. citizen has to feel free to say what they think and to speak truth to power. 

Well, so much for best laid plans.

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I guess we’ll get to freedom of the press next week?

It should be noted that our sitting president had refused to attend this annual dinner every year of his first term and in the first year of his second term.  Not only did he decry the bias of the press in all of those years but had no stomach for being roasted by the usual comedian/host.

However, this year he agreed to attend.  Perhaps because there was to be no roast of the POTUS, and no comedian host.  In fact, the featured “entertainer” scheduled to appear at the podium was a mentalist named Oz Pearlman, an alumni from America’s Got Talent who specializes in “psychological illusions.”

The man poses like this in every picture… really.

Yup, that is the guy they booked to hold forth at the White House Correspondents’ dinner our current POTUS finally agreed to attend.

And no, I’m not making that up. 

That is a fact.

Another fact is that despite not being roasted himself by the “mentalist” this year, our current POTUS was to be given the chance to make an extended speech roasting the press and, presumably addressing freedom of the press.

Several journalists who were granted copies of the speech beforehand reported that it was quite brutal and extremely long. 

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I’m with Cher on this one

Of course, we don’t know for sure.

What is a fact is that the one time this POTUS attended a White House Correspondent’s Dinner it was as a private citizen in 2011.  At that time he was chided by host Seth Meyers, who famously noted, that:

Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.

The latter was in reference to his racist and since debunked birtherism claim about then Pres. Obama having a fake US birth certificate.

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Memory unlocked… now make it go away

At this same dinner, Mr. Obama then went on to chide the former Apprentice host about his decision-making ability in that he was stepping up and “firing” actor Gary Busey on this TV show. “These are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night…”

It has often been said and written that the roasting that evening was perceived by the future and our current POTUS as humiliating and it tipped the scales for him to finally run for the highest office in the land. 

Of course, we will never know for sure.  Perhaps these are just the kind of “psychological illusions” liberals and free press advocates like to tell themselves in order to sleep at night.

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Whatever works

One final fact we do know is that half an hour or so after the President, Vice President and various members of his cabinet were evacuated from the ballroom of the Washington Hilton Hotel Saturday night, our current POTUS gave a press conference.

He began his speech noting that in the five minutes or so when the members of the press and his administration were threatened by gun violence, Democrats, Republicans and the undecided were all one group who came together regardless of party lines.  He also added that this was the very purpose of the annual dinner.

So, well, that was nice. 

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But then very quickly he expounded on the shooter, who he referred to as “a nut job,” and repeated three separate times that he lived in “California.”

As do 39.5 million other people. 

Which then led him to expound on the greatness of his presidency, since those are the ones that lead people like Mr. Allen to gun them down.

I’ve studied assassinations and I must tell you the most impactful people, the people who do the most, they’re the ones they go after….And I hate to say I’m honored by that, but I’ve done a lot.”

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knew he’d turn it around

There were no arguments or follow-up questions about the latter.

It also stands as an indisputable fact.

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The SNL Companion

The very nature of a blog is that you get to put your opinion out there in print for anyone, or preferably everyone, to read. 

There are many reasons for this. 

Let me entertain you!

But speaking for those of us who do this consistently and with regularity (Note: Because why wouldn’t I?) we also believe we are here to inform, entertain, educate and/or yell and scream at the world when we think it deserves it because someone has to and no one can do it the way it needs to be done except for us.  

At our idealistic best, we’re merely trying to help.

At our unvarnished worst, we’re promoting our thoughts and/or ourselves. 

Often shamelessly.

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So, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, here’s the thing:

My husband and I wrote a fun and informative book on Saturday Night Live that will be released on Sept. 17th from Rowman & Littlefield and we want you all to read it, enjoy it and, if you can, BUY IT!

It’s titled:

The SNL Companion: An Unofficial Guide to the Seasons, Sketches, and Stars of Saturday Night Live.

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(Here’s the link to it on Amazon)

The list price is $36.95 but you can get it for 38% off at $22.81.

And it’s a whopping 648 pages!!

AND IT’S NOT BORING!!!

YAY!

So here’s the deal and some background. 

This book is more than a list of stars, sketches, hosts and musical guests through the seasons.  It takes readers through all of the notable highlights, the transitions and the necessary evolutions it took to make SNL the longest-running comedy series on television.  Also, through an analysis of all of the historical information, as well as interviews about how the show portrayed what was going on in the country, it becomes a sort of time capsule of comedic and musical American pop culture, as well as a showcase for much of the political and sociological change we’ve endured and evolved from over the last 50 years. 

So what you’re saying is…. THIS. BOOK. HAS. EVERYTHING.

This was not necessarily the plan.

It only became that through extensive research on every key sketch (Note: And I mean EVERY) and seasonal high and low and in-between point throughout the history of the series.

We interpreted the information but at the end of the day it’s Lorne Michaels and everyone associated with SNL who deserve the credit.  They are responsible for creating the many hundreds of hours of outstanding television memories (Note: Oh, and of course, every episode and season has moments that bomb, that’s the case with every long-running series that’s ever been on television) we had the pleasure, and sometimes appalled bemusement, of reliving.

and it was occasionally wild… and crazy

It’s not like every notable comedy star, writer, director or creator stepped through the doors of SNL since it began.  But, well, A LOT of them did.  Like — A LOT.  As we write in the book:

…Consider the popularity over the last fifty years of films starring:  Bill Murray, Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd and Mike Myers.  Or the impact on TV made by shows created by, produced by or starring: Tina Fey, Larry David, Amy Poehler, Jane Curtin, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Conan O’Brien, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis, Maya Rudolph, Andy Samberg and Will Forte.  Not to mention writers and directors like Adam McKay, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels and Bob Odenkirk…

And that’s a partial list that leaves out stand-up comics, Broadway and concert performers, musical guests in pretty much every genre, and even any number of flash-in-the pan one hit or one bit wonders.

.. and indeed they were

Here’s a more polished promotional link from the publisher: https://rowman.com/ISBN/9781493072606

Two more personal points worth noting.

My husband and co-author, Stephen Tropiano, published the forerunner to this book, Saturday Night Live FAQ, through Applause Books almost a decade and a half ago.  But with the 50th anniversary coming around and SNL’s enduring influence in the zeitgeist, especially in politics and through a continuous loop of viral moments, R & L (Note: They acquired Applause Books some years ago) asked him to revisit the material and expand the scope. 

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Knowing I’m a political junkie who can’t resist comment and chronicling my every thought about that and pop culture somewhere, he generously asked me to co-author what has become a much more gargantuan and strangely personal project than we both imagined.

This brings me to the second thought. 

One of the best things I ever did in my life was to say “yes” in 1987 when a friend asked me to get together with someone he went to school with at NYU who had just moved to L.A. to get his PhD and didn’t know many people.  I took that someone to a party, spent the next three hours talking to him about something I was writing in between a few requisite questions about himself, and then drove him back to his college apartment at USC.

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When we got inside we hung out and watched a new episode of SNL where guest host Sean Penn (then married to Madonna) joked about beating up paparazzi (Note: He used to do that kind of stuff and in fact had just done so mere days before the broadcast). 

Then we…..well, never mind.

In any event, that was thirty-seven years ago and that someone is now DR. Tropiano, the guy who I am married to and still hanging out with watching SNL.

We should really write a book about that. 

Or maybe not.

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