The Odyssey of The Odyssey

No, I’ve never read Homer’s epic poem/book The Odyssey, so let’s get that out of the way. 

But this weekend I did see Christopher Nolan’s film interpretation, The Odyssey.  As did more than a quarter billion dollars-worth of ticket buyers.

How was it?

Brilliantly made, very well-acted and an incredible sweep of the visual wonders of the world. 

At almost three hours it is never uninteresting and often captures ancient times as metaphor for contemporary times in a way that is quite accessible.  And …apt. 

The Odyssey' Review: Matt Damon in Christopher Nolan's Homer Epic
I too grew a beard while watching it

Sadly, we as a species have not moved on much from 6th century B.C. in terms of pillaging villages, people and whole countries to accrue power and riches for our own benefit, faux safety or simply because we can.

And in terms of the human story, well, that’s also timeless.  And best summed up by my husband of many years early on in our relationship back in the late 1980s when he was studying for his PhD in film studies:

It’s always about the father.  Or mother.

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And this Mother is serving in this outfit

In other words, just when you think you’re living through the darkest times of the apocalypse you realize the apocalypse has been going on since the beginning of man and has no intention of letting up any time soon.

If ever.

And that the more you try to run away from your family the more your responsibility to it will haunt you.  Or even help you.  If you let it.

Which does not mean this film and this story is not hopeful or moral or, dare I say the word, entertaining. 

It is.

It is also brutal, depressing, thoughtful, violently graphic and, well, dare I say it, beautiful.

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We can’t argue with sleeveless costume design

Apocalyptic behavior Nolan-ized for our contemporary pallets and collective benefits.

Consider its lessons on your own terms or simply resume your video game, news channel or screen of choices. 

No god can tell you what to do and at the end of your day it’s your choice anyway.  Just as it was in a civilization where there actually were gods that possessed powers our contemporary faux gods can only dream of. 

And do dream of.   To our mass detriment.

Perhaps they should see this film, also, and consider their own father, or mother, story.

And consider there was a time when a leader went off to war in a skirt instead of skirted the responsibility to do so.

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Good one, Chairy

I’m only half-kidding.

Here’s the thing with gods of any kind. 

I’m not much for them and their mythical “powers”.  Or the belief that they can heal what ails you. 

For me, it’s difficult to take the myth of it all seriously.  To believe there is some divine arbitrary resurrected personage or energy or all-knowing being that controls things in a certain way in a civilization made of endless, ordinary humans.

Every Zendaya red carpet look from 'The Odyssey' press tour
Ok but can I still pray to Zendaya’s Odyssey press tour looks?

So when the film leans too hard into the supernatural woo-woo it began to lose me in a miasma of junior and senior high school lessons I forever zoned out of and had no interest in. 

To this day, I have to consistently look this stuff up every time a student brings a group of these historical deities, who create their own rules and carry all this legacy power to use at their supposedly wide and very subjective discretion, into their stories. 

Not to mention, it all seems to divert the responsibility we all have to be our version of divine goodness and the heroes of our own collective stories.

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I’m a hero in every story, though

But if a god is what floats your boat, and the actions you take because of it doesn’t involve murdering me or my family, throwing us out of our home or keeping us down in any way, have at it.

Though sadly in Nolan’s world, a perfect metaphor for ours on this subject, this is not the case.

Too many gods spoil the broth.  So to speak.

Because when you get into god territory it’s not too easy to tell the imposters from the real thing and the real world.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 06: (L-R) Charlize Theron, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, Samantha Morton and Mia Goth attend 'The Odyssey' London Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on July 06, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)
Gods in real life and the movies… let’s be honest

Better to look inside and learn the lessons from the best father or mother figure you can find. 

And not necessarily, the biological kind.

All that said, and if it matters to you, The Odyssey is bound for lots of Oscar gold, especially in its technical categories.  Also look for nominations for Christopher Nolan, Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway and perhaps even Sammantha Morton in a very memorable, mid-movie sequence.

As for winners, well Mr. Nolan and all of us have already won because we’ve got an epic movie movie to go to this summer.  The kind that it’s well-worth going out of your house to and braving all the vagaries of air, land and water for in these hopefully faux apocalyptic times.

The Odyssey Official Trailer

Why’s it All So Surreal?

I like movies and TV shows that earn your trust and make you believe what is, by definition, contrived.

Yes, all movies and tv shows are contrived.

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obviously

As I tell my writing students when they resist a good plot point in their work because they fear it will come off as artificial: 

What you really fear is that it will seem contrived.

Meaning every writer’s, or liar’s, job is to massage a moment to the point where it seems perfectly believable for the person in the moment they’re in. 

This has worked for me as a writer, and as a college professor, for most of my adult life.

But what do you do when the actual events in the world seem too ludicrous to be true in the reality you’ve lived in for all of your life?

Ok but it’s still really bad, right?

And what effect will that have on you and all others falling under the dreaded monicker of content creators (Note: Ugh, I hate that term, it preemptively makes us all sound like we’re A.I. assembly-line worker bees, which I suppose is the point) going forward?

Is there no action a person or character takes that could be deemed too outlandish?  Will there be no plot point out of the bounds of logic?

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NO RULES

Can an American POTUS publicly attack the sitting Pope – the leader of approximately 1.3 billion Catholics – as “a tool of the radical left,” “weak on crime,” and “disgraceful” as he simultaneously posts a picture of himself as Jesus healing the sick to millions of his followers on social media?

What about a U.S. Secretary of Defense holding a worship service at the Pentagon (Note: Normally we could stop there) where he quotes what professes to be a bible verse from Ezekiel 25:17 that is actually A SPEECH WRITTEN BY director-screenwriter Quentin Tarantino to mimic a bible verse delivered by a fictional hitman played by Samuel L. Jackson in the 1994 breakout hit, Pulp Fiction???

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You gotta be kidding me

The answers are being rewritten even as I write, and every time one awakes to another bizarre rant from [Fill in the world “leader” (ahem) of your choice].

This week I went to an actual movie theatre to see The Drama, a sort of oddball mélange of rom-com, pathos, suspense and cross-cutting frenzy fueled by the star power of Zendaya and Robert Pattinson.

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Criminally attractive people

Playing a Gen Z meet-cute couple about to be married and thus subject to a few nervous drunken nights with friends, the film essentially poses the bizarre question:  What would Mr. Pattinson’s character do if this fantasy gal he was in love with, nee Zendaya’s character, admitted that she almost did a school shooting when she was a teenager?

She DID NOT DO IT, mind you.  She just thought about it and planned a little of it until logic and goodwill won her over.

Yes, it’s concerning, but… would it cause you as Mr. Pattinson (Note: You wish!) to melt down to the point where you  __________, or prompt more than a few friends or co-workers to advise you to call the police and have her arrested for something she never did years ago?

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Really Robby?

Call me crazy, but I had some issue with that. 

On the other hand, I didn’t grow up with school shooting drills or in a time when being gunned en masse in junior high school was a possibility. (Note: The worst it got for me was being jabbed by several long sharp knitting needles going up the stairs to class by several very tough girls in school that I avoided at all costs).

As for the students I sent to see The Drama, some agreed with me but many didn’t at all have an issue with it.  Nor, obviously, did, Z or RPatz, who signed on to do the script.  Nor did many filmgoers, as $110 million worldwide at the box-office proves.

Or does it?

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Box office don’t lie!

Maybe it was simply RPatz & Z they wanted to see.  And who could blame them?  They seem cooler and hotter than any one of us will ever be in whatever they do onscreen, which is part of what makes them movie stars in the first place.

Not every TV show has to be as believable as the E.R. workers in The Pitt, or create as convincing of an earned alternate reality the innies and outies are given in Severance.

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Why am I only talking about handsome Robbys?!?

And certainly we don’t require everything to be as smart, dense and grounded in the actual politics of its day as Oppenheimer.  The well-reviewed and well-attended response to the campy and luxuriously contrived Barbie, which went on to create that beloved Barbenheimer effect in the summer of 2023 is evidence of that.

A quaint time three years ago when there was something for everyone.

Not the current, creeping, heat-seeking reality of almost everything for just a few.

Charlie and Emma’s Wedding Video (From “The Drama”)