Tech, Tock, Tech, Tock

Earlier this year I asked a classroom of writing students what their current go-to profession would be for a movie or TV villain.

Their immediate, near unanimous responses were tech bro, tech billionaire and Silicon Valley asshole.

Wearing some version of this horrible uniform

And this was months before we got a whiff of Jeremy Strong’s dry-ice version of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Reckoning or Andrew Garfield’s smiley, seductive take on OpenAI’s Sam Altman in Artificial, which some weeks ago did its test run at the N.Y. Film Festival.

It was also before Alex Gibney’s four-hour documentary, Musk, became part of the film zeitgeist at Cannes, which has now guaranteed (Note: In my mind, anyway) that the guy’s surname recognition has finally vaulted past my favorite 1960s scent for just about everyone.

And certainly prior to the current IT film moment of 2026, You Can See Everything, Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s bizarro “representation” of crazy-eyed Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes, which I’m seeing later in the week against all of my better instincts.

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It’s the eyes for me. #icant

Of course, the vote for the tech villain trope didn’t surprise me.  In fact, I was expecting it. 

And not because I necessarily wanted to point fingers, though two right between the eyes of any one of the above, and more, might be/would be satisfying right about now.

In the 1970s it was politicians, in great part thanks to Richard Nixon and his band of merry Watergate pranksters.

There were the Wall Street guys in the 1980s, when “greed” was considered “good.”

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Ugh that hair

Smarmy lawyers had a good run at the top of the immoral compass in the nineties for any number of indiscretions.

Ubiquitous terrorists and/or the international arms dealers that funded them became the thing pre and post 9/11.

Until we get to the digital disasters of the era we’re in now.

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Superman knew all along

It’s amazing that such innovation can lead to such a fury of pop culture animus.  But like their predecessors, this group only have themselves to blame.

And no – it’s not about the obscene amounts of money they’re making.

Primarily.

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It doesn’t help

It’s about the insatiable appetite this current group at the top of the food chain has to rule everything/everyone and how tone deaf and resistant they are to the suffering of others.

As well as their uncanny ability to interpret any type of inconvenience to them, like commensurate taxes, as the real height of personal suffering.

People that have been given so much should pay that little vs. that old chestnut of:

With great power comes great responsibility.

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Hey don’t drag me into this!

Here in California we have the first billionaire’s tax on the ballot this November.  It is a ONE-TIME 5% tax on all the holdings of billionaires who live in California, conceived to make up for the billions in federal cuts to Medicaid and other health and education funds in the state thanks to the passage of the laughingly titled Big Beautiful Bill.

Meta CEO Zuckerberg is so incensed over this (Note:  It’s ahead in most polling) that he threatened put his $110 million Silicon Valley home compound up for sale and create a public PR nightmare for the company.  The reasoning being once word got out that their wonder boy founder planned to leave the state and take his majority share of the company with him, well, it wouldn’t be a good Meta-sign.

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A new state will not make these glasses less ugly, Mark

Of course, this is all according to NY Times reporting but it sounds so right that even if it were in the NY Post I might just be convinced into believing it.

And needless to say, so was the board because it came up with a late minute tax-shielding course of action that would enable Zuck to sell enough “special shares” of Meta stock to not only offset the B tax but still retain the exact same 60.6% of his company.

In other words, all those stocks he sold to cover the tax would not reduce his ownership even a smidge of a percentage point. Everything would be as it always was for him because, well, that is his divine right, because, well, why wouldn’t it be??? 

It is worth noting Mr. Zuckerberg’s billionaire tax could be as high as $12.5 billion. 

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Boo freaking hoo

But it is also worth noting his personal fortune is estimated to be around $250 billion and that more of that is in liquid assets.

Meaning, yeah, he could write a check for the whole damn thing and still be the sixth richest person in the world.

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You gotta be zuckin kidding me

There are a lot more examples from a lot more of these uber entitled rich folk but after a while it gets a little tedious and begins to raise your blood pressure sky high. Though when the mood hits, you might want to consider what Elon Musk’s Space X does to the environment in his adopted home corporate state of Texas. And how a new $760 million flood control project of his there could turn into an ecological disaster.

Look, nobody’s perfect and the Silicon Valley techies are certainly not the only self-centered billion/trillionaires in the bunch. 

By now you’ve heard about the lengths biotech entrepreneur and Republican candidate for governor of Ohio, Vivek Ramaswamy, has gone to in what now looks like a losing campaign to defeat Democratic candidate, Dr. Amy Acton.

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There is no bottom

His estimated personal worth is $2.2 billion but he spent $4 million in campaign funds to cut one of the most heinous commercials in the history of American politics.

No, we’re not posting it here.  You can google it.  But the background is Dr. Acton’s stepfather was indicted 50 years ago for raping and abusing her between the ages of 10 and 12 years old as her mother, who neglected her kids and left them homeless in a tent, stood by him, fled the state with him and remained married to him until his death a few years ago. 

As for the commercial, it’s now half a century later and Mom is way worse for the wear.  But Vivek digs her up anyway and puts what remains of her on camera, having her grumble to voters that her daughter is a “liar” and they shouldn’t vote for her with nary a detail of what life with Mom was really like.

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yuck

Which then caused Dr. Acton’s younger brother to cut his own commercial in Dr. Acton’s defense, lauding his sister for sacrificing herself and for protecting him all those years ago from even more abuse than he had already endured. 

Is it worth it to sink that low in order to become the governor of Ohio?  I guess so in this case.

Because clearly two billion dollars plus does not buy enough power to satisfy the most power hungry among us. 

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All day everyday

Nor does $250 billion.

Or over $1 trillion, the estimated worth of buzz-saw wielding, Doge cutting, hard right political angel (devil?) Elon Musk.

In some circles it’s never enough and never satisfying because an infection of selfish malevolence rots the soul from within.

Travie McCoy – “Billionaire” (featuring Bruno Mars)

Looking for a Hero

Catching up with The Batman this weekend – a film that was finally released theatrically in 2022 and promptly became the highest grossing movie so far this year with about $750,000,000 in worldwide ticket sales– was long overdue.

Ostensibly this is because I teach screenwriting and try to assign my students an old or new movie to see most weeks so storytelling and structure in different genres becomes second nature to them.

But truly – that’s merely the surface reason.

OK so this is the reason, right?

The real one is that I believe watching the top-grossing movie of any year allows you to stay informed. 

But also this..

What this means is that, like it or not, the film the most people go to see in any given year tells you quite a lot about our world — whether you want to know it or not.

So, here’s what I know after watching three hours of The Batman.

1. Robert Pattinson is a finer actor than you think and possesses great hair and seductively angular features.

2. Prosthetics have gotten to the point where, if Warner Bros. demanded it, the technical geniuses behind Hollywood moviemaking could make even ME look like The Batman.  Or Selena Kyle.

And, most importantly –

3. We live in a time where there are no SUPER heroes anymore.

But somehow we managed to have three Spidermans?

In writing classes we teach that no one is 100% altruistic.  Meaning every hero has a little bit of villain in them and every villain has a touch of a hero lurking somewhere in their souls.

The key to villains is they believe deep down what they’re doing is right and justified.

The path to a hero is that the vast majority of the world think their actions are right and justified. 

In our world there are no actionable super majorities to anything anymore.  Certainly not heroes.   I doubt even Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky would get a supermajority worldwide vote if we had a global lie detector.  Nor would Russian President Vladimir Putin achieve worldwide super villain status.

It’d be close for Zelensky

The 2022 probing portrait of Batman tells us everything about our lack of true SUPER HEROES.  It takes the moral ambiguities of the franchise, the conceit of most superhero franchises, and gloomily plants a barely faux hero – our hero – smack dab into heroic territory.

But because the bar is sooo low we think nothing of it.

we did finally see Batman’s makeup, so we’ll give it points for that

He’s an avenger/vigilante with a personal agenda so internal and so intense that he barely feels human.  Certainly he’d have a less than zero potential by the standards of any other era to become anything even approaching a valiant do-gooder.

More importantly, no one around him has much of a moral compass.  And the few who do are either operating with their own secret personal agenda or have not received enough screen time for any real them to properly emerge.

We think Gordon’s good??

This weekend I went to the annual TCM Film Festival in Hollywood and rewatched the 1978 classic Warren Beatty film, Heaven Can Wait.  It was a fantasy comedy remake of the 1941 movie Here Comes Mr. Jordan, which was based on a 1938 play of the same name.

And it shows – in all the best ways.

The late seventies were enough of a post Watergate time and pre-Ronald Reagan 1980s ME era for the world to still believe that a real life good guy could achieve hero status, inspiring others without giving into temptation himself. 

Classic

Sure, it helped that Warren Beatty at his most handsome played Joe Pendleton, a lifelong second-string quarterback for the L.A. Rams, who mistakenly dies and is escorted to a weigh station to heaven due to his incompetent Guardian Angel.

But when Joe is given a second chance and gets temporarily dropped into the body of a rich, unscrupulous industrialist, who among other things gleefully runs a conglomerate that thinks nothing of drilling oil and polluting entire small towns of people to slightly increase his profit margins (Note: Yes, this film was made in 1978), it seems a recipe for disaster.

Clearly, the good guy will be corrupted by all this money and power.  Because let’s face it, no believable good guy could ever be that heroic with all the oil and money in the world at his personal disposal.  At the very least he’d have to launch his own rocket ship to take him to the edge of outer space or perhaps invent his own super electronic auto before dropping back down to earth to help all the rest of us little people. 

I mean the guy already dresses like a supervillain

He’d have to become a bad guy who takes a stroll on the dark side, before rejoining the merely human race and inspiring them.

Because that’s the only way we’d believe it.

Except, well, no – not in the late 1970s.

Joe never succumbed to darkness.  In fact, he is nothing but good, well intentioned, hard working, loyal and kind, even to the two people he lives with who are trying to kill him in.

His everyman morality wins the day – a morality not born of some past traumas he has overcome but springs from the plain yet solid nice guy that Joe apparently always was.

Not sure I would consider this everyman hair #goodhair

He’s a regular fellow whose superpower is being moral.  A hopeful idea of a movie released during a time when we still had a few smidgeons of hope.

Heaven Can Wait was one of the top five grossing movies the year it was released. Among the others were Grease, National Lampoon’s Animal House and Superman.

It’s easy to sense a pattern here because there was one. 

Even in a year when two dark and raw post Vietnam War movies, The Deer Hunter and Coming Home, triumphed over Heaven Can Wait at the Academy Awards.

See, it’s not that the late 1970s were an uncynical time.  They were just, well, a little less immoral.

Bonnie Tyler – “Holding Out for a Hero”