Another Day in the Neighborhood

All sorts of things happened in the news in the last few weeks.

In my birthplace – Bronx, NY – ICE agents shot a Dominican man from point blank range in the driver’s seat of his car while his five-year-old son watched from the backseat.

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Mamdani: “I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.”

Mark Dec. 3 on your calendar because on that day there will be a livestream military execution by firing squad of a mass shooter courtesy of former Fox weekend host  and current U.S. Department of Defense War Secretary Pete Hegseth, who hyped the event as a “no brainer” so people “understand there are serious consequences for this type of thing.”

And at a political campaign rally in Nebraska, our sitting POTUS claimed his war with Iran was about keeping our country safe,  noting “they can take out a city,” and then suggesting without a beat that, “They can take out Los Angeles.  Let them take out San Diego.”

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I know I didn’t hear that right!

That’s a lot of violence, a lot of guns and a lot of faux flex that reads insane when it’s meant to register strong.

No wonder so many rich celebrities are leaving town for Europe.

Bye Ellen. Bye Aaron Paul. 

George Clooney, we said bye years ago.  (Note: That was years before you wrote that Joe Biden-must-go editorial, right?).

Bye Rosie, even though you are here to visit.

Looking absolutely fab as the narrator for Rocky Horror

So long Richard Gere, Eva Longoria, Robin Wright, Courtney Love, James Cameron, Lena Dunham, Pam Anderson and Janet Jackson.

It’s not a value judgment. Mostly.  I get it.

Though I do sometimes wonder how it is that the great, and Ohio-born, Timothy Snyder writes a brilliant book called On Tyranny, a sort of primer on what happens when a would-be authoritarian tries to take over a country and what to do in order to stop it, left in the middle of all this to move to Canada.

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I mean I get it!

Well, I suppose it’s not easy to have that much of a public target on your back.

Said this gay, Jewish, blue-city-living Los Angeleno.

Who is staying put to the bitter end in these United States.

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I know who we are

Even though both sets of my grandparents left Poland, Russia and Hungary back in the early and mid-twentieth centuries when they felt their countries of origin might no longer be safe for them.

I guess I’ve always done best when I’ve been pissed off at someone or something.

Observed this writer, blogger big mouth, college professor at a liberal arts school whose home campus was just voted the top most welcoming college to LGBTQ+ students on the east coast.

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Come at me

As a mentor of mine once commented when I momentarily hesitated writing truthfully about my family in a screenplay years ago,

In for a penny, in for a pound.

And boy, was she right.  Because in the end you have to stand your ground and fight for something, especially when the battle is still winnable.

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My mentor… and Sally Field of course

I’m not a particularly courageous person.  In fact, I’m pretty much a coward.  And I detest violence in real life. 

Except for that one time in the early nineties.

AIDS was still raging and I almost got into a fist fight with a gay Republican who furiously cornered the late gay hero Randy Shilts, author And The Band Played On, the seminal story of that pandemic, at a gay political event.

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It was about to get real

Right after Randy picked up his heroism award, this mofo relentlessly chastised him for having the temerity to publicly insult Ronald Reagan in his acceptance speech for idly sitting by on his ass and not doing more to save the lives of thousands of our friends, among others, who were literally dying in the streets.

It took three people to hold me back from decking him (Note: The only and only time I raised my fists to anyone) and the calm words of my boyfriend (Note: Now husband) to talk me down mid-lunge as I was cursing him out.

See, one of my dearest friends was in a New York City hospital dying at the time so I was in no mood for lies and bullsh-t and platitudes.

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My brain during this encounter

Of course, this is not the type of fighting or courage I am advocating for at the moment.

But what I am advocating for is the rage.

At the injustice, the racism, the barbarism and the lies being served to the American public like endless portions of Soylent Green we are required to eat up each day of the week. (Note: Look it up here)

That might be tempting when food is so expensive, but it will only poison us all in the end.

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Don’t make me seriously consider

What we need to do is to not lose heart and channel those feelings to the ballot box.

Meaning VOTE.

If millions of us refuse to be cowed by a poison that demands we literally swallow each other whole and accept the status quo, or worse, I am convinced we will make it through this chapter of the American hunger games.

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As much as I’d enjoy these looks

Because we will drastically outnumber all of those in the minority so determined to cheat us out of our values and value.

And if they still try to do it, or attempt any other funny business?

Well, there are plenty of other bold and brave strategies to employ.

But you can’t take to the streets if you no longer live here.

Jason Mraz – “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” + “Frank D. Fixer”

Influencers of the Damned

I’ll keep this brief.

When I was a kid there was Josephine the Plumber selling me Comet and Madge the Manicurist selling me Palmolive dishwashing soap. 

Okay, my Mom was the target audience but nevertheless I liked them and thought they were lots of fun. 

But neither I, nor almost anyone else, ever thought they were real.

Hello ladies!

Josephine was a can-do, no b.s. kind of gal in white overalls, the kind of person you’d expect to see playing Aunt Eller in a regional theatre production of Oklahoma if the character of Josephine actually existed and was not a creation of Madison Ave. and veteran comic movie actress Jane Withers.

As for Madge, she wore a pale blue uniform and seemed to have been around long enough to impart to you not only the latest gossip but many of the most carefully kept beauty secrets of the world.  Among them was her reveal to a rather shocked customer in every TV commercial over 30 years that the tray of dewy liquid she had their fingers dunked in at the nail station was actually Palmolive soap.

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Oh Madge, you genius

How she managed to convince millions of 1960s housewives that hand washing their dishes with this stuff was the equivalent of bathing their hands in a youthful elixir was in large part due to Jan Miner, the classically trained theatre actress who had a long career both on and off-Broadway, including numerous Shakesperean productions.

Now, there is nothing wrong using your natural talents to create and promote all sorts of things.  After all, we humans need to make a living.

What is troubling to The Chair, aka Me, was this article on the cover of the NY Times Arts section on Saturday

What a headline

It described the labors of a large handful of A.I. “creators,” and several A.I. content firms that employ them.  It seems they are hard at work on building dozens of “personas” of artificial people to sell products, expertise and even images of beauty so all of us real people can become just like their advanced selves. 

Talk about chasing the dragon…

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I think I’ve seen enough.

Many of these artificial people will even be given pseudo real-life backstory bios to make us relate to and trust them and subscribe to what they are selling.  Things like a dead brother, a history of being bullied they had to overcome or a broken love affair that almost destroyed them.

Is nothing sacred?  Not even a lousy boyfriend in my past???

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Only you and your phone recording your every thought and word knows

Yes, that was rhetorical.

In some cases, such as the literal fake pouty blonde model who didn’t exist that was used by Guess in an ad last summer in Vogue, they want young women to aspire to look like them.

Parents beware. 

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Is the print hypnotizing on purpose?

As well as anyone who thought they ever looked good in a pair of jeans.

Well, perhaps this is old news.

No doubt, many of you have heard about the literal fake movie actress named Tilly Norwood that has an agent and a planned feature film in the works. I even wrote about it here. 

But it seems she is just the tip of the Waymos, I mean, sidewalk delivery robots, I mean BellaBots, I mean _____________.

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My fate in a Waymo

Here are some influencers, sellers, personas – aka 2026-2030’s version of Josephine and Madge – to come that the NY Times so generously reported on:

Lila Walker, a ginger-haired granola girl that specializes in and hawks tips on knitting and crafting.

Nigel Thistledown, a white-bearded, bow-tied, beret-wearing, tea-sipping British gent who knows everything about gardening since he’s seated in his A.I. garden.

And finally, V. V. Steele, a snarky celebrity gossip who, according to this report, is a physical mashup of Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie and Veronica Lodge (Note: The latter from Archie comics fame).

First tip off – no one has lighting this good

Since A.I. uses images and knowledge of pretty much everything that has ever been posted, recorded, photographed or written about in existence, there will be no significant participation for pretty much any of the above, or any of us, who might have posted a thing or two about growing a plant, crocheting a sweater or predicting the next celebrity scandal.

Instead, the corporations/conglomerates/oligarchs who own the companies employing what I like to call the “faux creative button pushers” responsible for this digital slop will be the ones making the major dough.

That, is, if we frequent their non-human creation/things and what they are selling.

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The AI slop bots are the new fire

At least, Jane Withers and Jan Miner got to buy houses, do local theatre and support their families with their money. 

Every other human being who ever sold you anything on a commercial, or at any real-life brick store, also got paid to for their efforts.

Even it wasn’t enough, at least it was at a living wage.

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Protect Flo at all costs!

Because in some cases, they needed that money to do essential human things. 

Like eat.

A.I. personas, bot things and digitized inventions based on all the niche knowledge in all the fields we, as a society, have generated, do not have to feed in the literal sense.

Though they are already feeding on us in other essential ways.

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Eat up

And unless we stop treating the acceptance of “them” and their “creators” as some sort of inevitable, unrestrainable progress, our fair share in every essential field in the zeitgeist will be swallowed whole by the lot of them.

Led by the oligarchical, uber elite who think we’re too dumb to notice.

Palmolive Commercial – Madge