The Labor Day Address

The American labor movement began as a way to recognize the contribution of workers to the development of the United States. 

It was proposed by trade unionists late in the 19th century and in 1894 became a federal holiday celebrated in 30 states.

To progress! (from 1913)

Imagine, a holiday not only honoring workers in unions but also giving them equal credit – with corporate leaders – for this country’s achievements.

Is that socialism? 

Is it communism?

I don’t think so.

Once upon a time this was the American way.

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Amen to that!

We still celebrate Labor Day in 21st century America but these days it’s more about the long weekend and the sales being offered online.  The latter corporately curated for our shopping pleasure by an elite, profit-driven tech oligarchy of owners.

They are said to be innovators but what they do remains a mystery to most of us.  It’s not like they are constructing bridges, buildings or cars. 

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Whatever this monstrosity is doesn’t count

Instead they create methodology behind-the-scenes and deliver it to us. 

Not primarily in the form of a cool phone or easy-to-use computer anymore.

But in platforms of supposed digital connection and technology credited to a very small cadre or mostly bro-y guys who take the lion’s share of the bows for the societal changes they’ve wrought and the many billions they’ve earned.

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Ugh do I have to see this movie?!

But that seems apt.

Because if it felt as if they were bringing us together at one point that is no longer the case.

More recently the overbearing reality of “artificial intelligence,” whether we like it or not, not to mention the brazen algorithms that shove whatever product you clicked on last down your throat in endless ads and variations each time you scroll one of their platforms, have made us pretty much loathe their product and them.

That’s a hard pass from us

And made us prouder than ever to be a mere laborer.

It’s true. 

Almost no one else can compete with the lavish homes and grand ballrooms they party at all across the world.

And often with interchangeable versions of each other. 

“Cool” should definitely be in quotes

They launch themselves into space, get married in over-the-top gazillion dollar weddings for the world to see and hopefully envy, and endure a series of state-of-the-art cosmetic procedures and makeovers that change them physically but make them no more attractive to anyone with what we used to refer to in my younger days as a moral conscience.

Case in point on the latter score: The many millions contributed by each to the construction of an almost half a billion dollars’ worth of ballroom no one asked for that will replace the historic east wing of the White House.

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A vision into the not so distant future

Rest assured they didn’t do it so they could have an event to celebrate their workers one Labor Day in the future.

They did it….

…Well, we know why they did it and for whom they did it.

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Money money money

The question is, what the heck is the point of being a billionaire if you can’t say no to something you don’t want to do?

Which leads us to only one conclusion.

Their actions are exactly who they are.

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That is affirmative

As for we workers, it’s always good to remember there are A LOT more of us than there are of them. 

And that we Americans built the country too  And have a holiday named after us. 

They don’t.

There is no Federal Oligarch Day.

Yet.

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Let’s keep it that way

So this weekend, and week, have a barbecue and ponder that.

And know that you don’t have to just accept a data center in your backyard or listen to a fake new computerized songstress whose talent was illegally stolen, I mean programmed, from every great singer who ever lived, on your Apple Music or Spotify playlist.

Yours in power,

Chair-y.

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Influencers of the Damned

I’ll keep this brief.

When I was a kid there was Josephine the Plumber selling me Comet and Madge the Manicurist selling me Palmolive dishwashing soap. 

Okay, my Mom was the target audience but nevertheless I liked them and thought they were lots of fun. 

But neither I, nor almost anyone else, ever thought they were real.

Hello ladies!

Josephine was a can-do, no b.s. kind of gal in white overalls, the kind of person you’d expect to see playing Aunt Eller in a regional theatre production of Oklahoma if the character of Josephine actually existed and was not a creation of Madison Ave. and veteran comic movie actress Jane Withers.

As for Madge, she wore a pale blue uniform and seemed to have been around long enough to impart to you not only the latest gossip but many of the most carefully kept beauty secrets of the world.  Among them was her reveal to a rather shocked customer in every TV commercial over 30 years that the tray of dewy liquid she had their fingers dunked in at the nail station was actually Palmolive soap.

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Oh Madge, you genius

How she managed to convince millions of 1960s housewives that hand washing their dishes with this stuff was the equivalent of bathing their hands in a youthful elixir was in large part due to Jan Miner, the classically trained theatre actress who had a long career both on and off-Broadway, including numerous Shakesperean productions.

Now, there is nothing wrong using your natural talents to create and promote all sorts of things.  After all, we humans need to make a living.

What is troubling to The Chair, aka Me, was this article on the cover of the NY Times Arts section on Saturday

What a headline

It described the labors of a large handful of A.I. “creators,” and several A.I. content firms that employ them.  It seems they are hard at work on building dozens of “personas” of artificial people to sell products, expertise and even images of beauty so all of us real people can become just like their advanced selves. 

Talk about chasing the dragon…

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I think I’ve seen enough.

Many of these artificial people will even be given pseudo real-life backstory bios to make us relate to and trust them and subscribe to what they are selling.  Things like a dead brother, a history of being bullied they had to overcome or a broken love affair that almost destroyed them.

Is nothing sacred?  Not even a lousy boyfriend in my past???

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Only you and your phone recording your every thought and word knows

Yes, that was rhetorical.

In some cases, such as the literal fake pouty blonde model who didn’t exist that was used by Guess in an ad last summer in Vogue, they want young women to aspire to look like them.

Parents beware. 

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Is the print hypnotizing on purpose?

As well as anyone who thought they ever looked good in a pair of jeans.

Well, perhaps this is old news.

No doubt, many of you have heard about the literal fake movie actress named Tilly Norwood that has an agent and a planned feature film in the works. I even wrote about it here. 

But it seems she is just the tip of the Waymos, I mean, sidewalk delivery robots, I mean BellaBots, I mean _____________.

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My fate in a Waymo

Here are some influencers, sellers, personas – aka 2026-2030’s version of Josephine and Madge – to come that the NY Times so generously reported on:

Lila Walker, a ginger-haired granola girl that specializes in and hawks tips on knitting and crafting.

Nigel Thistledown, a white-bearded, bow-tied, beret-wearing, tea-sipping British gent who knows everything about gardening since he’s seated in his A.I. garden.

And finally, V. V. Steele, a snarky celebrity gossip who, according to this report, is a physical mashup of Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie and Veronica Lodge (Note: The latter from Archie comics fame).

First tip off – no one has lighting this good

Since A.I. uses images and knowledge of pretty much everything that has ever been posted, recorded, photographed or written about in existence, there will be no significant participation for pretty much any of the above, or any of us, who might have posted a thing or two about growing a plant, crocheting a sweater or predicting the next celebrity scandal.

Instead, the corporations/conglomerates/oligarchs who own the companies employing what I like to call the “faux creative button pushers” responsible for this digital slop will be the ones making the major dough.

That, is, if we frequent their non-human creation/things and what they are selling.

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The AI slop bots are the new fire

At least, Jane Withers and Jan Miner got to buy houses, do local theatre and support their families with their money. 

Every other human being who ever sold you anything on a commercial, or at any real-life brick store, also got paid to for their efforts.

Even it wasn’t enough, at least it was at a living wage.

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Protect Flo at all costs!

Because in some cases, they needed that money to do essential human things. 

Like eat.

A.I. personas, bot things and digitized inventions based on all the niche knowledge in all the fields we, as a society, have generated, do not have to feed in the literal sense.

Though they are already feeding on us in other essential ways.

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Eat up

And unless we stop treating the acceptance of “them” and their “creators” as some sort of inevitable, unrestrainable progress, our fair share in every essential field in the zeitgeist will be swallowed whole by the lot of them.

Led by the oligarchical, uber elite who think we’re too dumb to notice.

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