Keep Kamala and Carry On-ala

In the closing days of the 2024 presidential elections the vast majority of Americans have at least one thing in common:

WE CAN’T WAIT FOR IT TO BE OVER.

We’re on Interstellar time now

Not democracy, God(dess) forbid.

The horse race.

The Old Nag vs. the Young (by comparison) Filly.

Of course, it won’t fully be over Tuesday night, Wednesday morning or on any day this week.  The Old Nag has promised to keep punching up in class, believing the only way IT can lose is if the comparatively young(er) Filly cheats.  Hence the nationwide campaign to psychologically cast itself “the winner” in the minds of its supporters, encouraging their rage at the injustice of it all with the hope they will riot again and perhaps succeed this time at invalidating the results of a free and fair contest.

Trump logic

But it makes no matter. 

As sure as the horse Medina Spirit was denied its 2021 Kentucky Derby crown for trying to circumvent the rules, the Old Nag will similarly not reach the winner’s circle this Time Out. (Note: And please, someone give him one).

There will be a lot of hoopla, screeching bro pods, billionaire beefs and media meltdowns in the various man-o-spheres and blonde-ishspheres within right wing media.  But at the end of the day I have no doubt that this and they will come to naught, and in January the rightful victor will put their hand on the Bible (Note: A politically non-partisan one not shamelessly hawked by one of the candidates) at the Capitol building and America will have sworn in its rightful winner.

And first female president.

KAMALA HARRIS.

Wear shoes cuz there’s gonna be a lot of glass

And there is one group that we can most particularly thank for this good fortune – as well as all of our lives when you think about it —

WOMEN.

All the mothers, grandmothers, sisters, aunts, nieces, co-workers, neighbors, spouses, and friends who voted for her.

Thanks Ladies

Sure, it was a group project.  And no one’s taking away anything from anyone, most especially not from Kamala Harris herself, or her running mate, Tim Walz.  Nor Pres. Joe Biden, who did something that almost no man in a top job in America has ever done.

Step Aside.

For the “Girl.”

Thanks Joe

But this is what was bound to happen once they got the right to vote.

More than ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

Does it make it any worse for Team Old Nag that this woman is a mixed race woman of color?  Probably.  But let’s table that for now and stay with what we all are beginning to see will be the deciding factor here unless we are deciding to turn away, put our hands over our ears and remain willfully ignorant.

You can’t take rights, especially bodily autonomy rights, away from a group that makes up the majority of the country (52%) and expect that majority to not exercise its power (and reject you) at the ballot box.  Especially in a democracy. 

Under his eye

Which is why the leaders of a lot of those rights-denying guys, Club Nag de Olde, are trying to Strong Man their way around the U.S. Constitution, spread disinformation, change the way we operate and declare victory before the votes are in. (Note: For more details on this and their future their plans, see #Project2025).

The first big turn of the screw – or as I am now calling it, The (Inevitable) November Surprise – was the release of the Des Moines Register/Mediacom Iowa Poll this weekend that showed Kamala Harris has “leap-frogged” (Note: Their phrase, not mine) over The O.N. in Iowa., where she leads 47% to 44% among the state’s likely voters.

In my Field of Dreams feelings…

To demonstrate just how significant this is:

  1. This is a generally accurate, but fairly careful, poll.
  2. Iowa is ruby red state that delivered substantial presidential victories in 2016 and 2020 to the horse running against Ms. Harris.
  3. As recently as September, Ms. Harris was trailing in the state by 4%.

And –

d. Independent women now back Ms. Harris there by a whopping 28% margin and women over 65 support her by a more than 2-1 difference (63% to 28%).

White women assemble!

Of course, any poll is merely a snapshot in time, but to swing this far forward in the lead several days before Election Day in a state where your opponent was previously heavily favored in, and has substantially won in the past, is seismic – and portends something bigger.  Was it helped along by the Old Nag loudly neighing at a public appearance heard by millions of people that ITS going to “protect women” WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT?

Same vibe

There’s not a female I know that doesn’t understand what that tone and those words mean.  It tells them I am the ultimate decider of what’s best for you and there is nothing you can do about it.  At. All.

Just who are these Club Nag de Olde members?  Are they the real Aliens de Illegal?  Because in 2024, they bear so little resemblance to how the majority of us speak.  At least, in public.

Maybe she knows them?

This is not to take away anything from Vice President Harris, her pitch-perfect campaign, her many proposed policies or her consistently smart, joyful, confident and plain-speaking ability to communicate a vision of true American freedoms, hopes and values.

If you want a rundown of them go to her website:  kamalaharris.com  

If you need more of a comparison between what she offers vs. her rival, click here.

And here.

I think she just got to the Project 2025 bit

But at some point, American presidential elections begin to swing on intangibles that can’t be addressed by a single, or even multiple, policy position.  And those intangibles change depending on who the candidates are and the moment of history we are in. 

And not only our present, but our pasts.  And our future.

I’m one of those gay guys who has been privileged to have a number of close friendships with women over the years.  They are all wonderful and different and smart and supportive and from various generations.  But what they ALL do not tolerate is being talked down to, diminished or passive/aggressively (Note: Not to mention merely aggressively) bossed around by men.

Just try us

So when I saw the genuine RAGE of so many leading conservative male voices in reaction to a Harris 2024 ad geared towards religious women, Republican women, or women married to MAGA-type men, that told her who she voted for was HER CHOICE, and that you can “vote any you want and no one will know” and “what happens in the booth, stays in the booth”, I knew something significant had been unmasked.

One popular Fox host foamed that the visual of a wife lying by omission to her conservative husband about who she voted for was the equivalent of her having an affair.  A top-rated podcaster said it was inexcusable, proclaiming that her husband is likely breaking his back to “give her a nice life” and that this is the thanks he gets.  Others blabbered even more offensive stuff that I’ll leave to your imagination but if you want to know what they are go to this link, watch the commercials and google some of the reactions.

It is particularly noteworthy that this Harris commercial was conceived by an organization called Common Good, which is targeted towards people of faith whose religious leaders and families are telling them they are required to support conservative Republicans.

But what is even more noteworthy is that there were TWO commercials actually made – the aforementioned one narrated by Julia Roberts – and a second one, narrated by George Clooney, that urged men concerned about the fate of the women in their lives under Old Nag Rules, to secretly vote for Harris.

To date there has been zero national uproar about Mr. Clooney urging guys to do what they must do.  But plenty of belly-aching about the chutzpah of Ms. Roberts telling women to go against their husbands’ beliefs, much less keep it from them.

Isn’t that interesting??

Boy, are all those guys, the charter members of Club Nag de Olde, in for a surprise this week.  And for the next four years.

Or, hopefully, eight.

Saturday Night Light – Pre-Election Cold Open (11/2/24)

P.S. – And if you haven’t — #VOTE.

Boomers, Batman, and Beetlejuice

Michael Keaton hosted Saturday Night Live this week and in his monologue he mentions that his new film, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, is out in theatres.

The theatrical film business being what it is – you might not know this.  But suffice it to say it is the sequel to what else – the 1980s megahit where he reprises his ghostly title role because, well, why not?  For once it makes sense and shouldn’t at all be seen like a cash grab.  If only because ghosts in heavy white makeup can believably go 35 years without showing their age. 

Works for me!

Especially if they remain as funny, trim and committed to playing a character and, thus, earning a laugh, as he is.

Keaton’s always been a really great actor – equally outstanding and believable in the broadest comedy and darkest drama (Note: On the latter score, rent the film he just directed and stars in, Knox Goes Away, on Amazon and you’ll see just how talented he really is.  Or watch his recent Emmy-winning turn in the terrific Hulu miniseries, Dopesick (2021) ).

Remember when Birdman won Best Picture?

It’s worth noting we’re sort of running out of these type of movie star/actors. 

The kind that maintain a career over forty years and whose work in iconic roles span multiple generations.  The self-deprecating stay-at-home dad from Mr. Mom,  the first and second modern-day, darkly tortured Batman, the crazed or not-crazed, depending on your POV, actor/bird in Birdman, even the straight down the middle newspaper editor in his other Best Picture Oscar-winning, Spotlight.

classically trained

Still, there’s something about Beetlejuice that was evident on Saturday night.  Keaton’s opening wasn’t merely a cheap promo for his new movie, but rather a moment that gave an opportunity for 2024 SNL cast member Mikey Day and former SNL cast member Andy Samberg (2005-2012) to both come out in the heavy white makeup, dressed in the bold white and black striped suit and wearing the crazy green wig, doing their best Beetlejuice doppelgangers. 

For the comics, who were aged 10 and 12, respectively, when the film came out, it looked like a fantasy come to life, and they couldn’t curtail their enthusiasm for getting to dress up as one of their childhood touchstones next to the guy who created/IS him. 

It’s a whole look

To that end, they confessed the tribute was really designed to goad him into once again at least doing the Beetlejuice voice, which the slightly embarrassed Keaton finally does, sort of, by the end of the bit.

The same way Jennifer Anniston did when former SNL cast member Vanessa Bayer did her Rachel from Friends bit in 2016.

The Rachel haircut is the cherry on top

The same way Nicholas Cage appeared to be when Samberg did his overwrought Cage persona on SNL in 2012.

The same way Jerry Seinfeld couldn’t help doing when then SNL’s Jimmy Fallon did his sing-song Seinfeld star/character in 1999 and…

The same way Joe Coker performed alongside one of SNL’s original Not Ready For Prime Time Players, John Belushi, when the latter sang as an impeccable, soundalike/lookalike Joe Cocker in 1976.

Which is to say nothing of all the real-life politico drop-ins.

There is a new four-part MSNBC documentary entitled My Generation running on consecutive Saturday nights covering the baby boomers (born 1946-64), Generation X (born 1965-1981), millennials (born 1981-1996), and Gen Z (born after 1997). The promo material states the eight-hour series “will document the iconic events, people, and media that shaped each generation” and describes it as “a dose of nostalgia for those who lived through these times and a primer for those who did not.”

I guess.

But I watched some of them and couldn’t help wondering — who makes up these categories anyway? 

Wait… right?

I can tell you as a baby boomer that there is a huge generational difference between those born in 1946, 1955 and 1963.  For instance, in 1948, only 1% of U.S. households owned a….TELEVISION.

It wasn’t until 1957 that the first passenger jets were in use.  And in 1964, The Beatles made their first stateside appearance on television, mere months after Pres. John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

I’m old enough to vaguely remember the debut of The Beatles but a world where almost no one had a TV or flew on a big airplane, well, that’s a product of someone else’s generation.

Embracing my inner Waldorf and Statler

Still, I do get I’m kind of old.   Which, if you get to be the age of any baby boomer, you will realize is really a privilege.

At least that’s what one old person told me some years ago.

This is all to say that if you really want to reflect on generational differences, just go to nbc.com or YouTube and watch a bunch of SNL clips through the years.  That will take you to what once was and you will also appreciate the passage of time AND get a few chuckles, or at least a couple of nostalgic, Oh my Gods, in the process.

And if you need a reference….

To that end –-  shameless self-promotion – VERY shameless – you can get a copy of: The SNL Companion: An Unofficial Guide to the Seasons, Sketches, and Stars of Saturday Night Live on Amazon.  Here’s the link: https://a.co/d/888Dhde

I wrote it, along with my better half, Stephen Tropiano, and, along with a bunch of fun history, quips and pithy historical observations, it has an episode guide where you can pick and choose your pleasure or…poison. 

Sure does!

What you will fondly relive and remember or what you will skip over, ignore or forever choose to deny.

Mere documentaries do not allow you to make that choice.

SNL Michael Keaton Monologue (10/19/24)