Tech, Tock, Tech, Tock

Earlier this year I asked a classroom of writing students what their current go-to profession would be for a movie or TV villain.

Their immediate, near unanimous responses were tech bro, tech billionaire and Silicon Valley asshole.

Wearing some version of this horrible uniform

And this was months before we got a whiff of Jeremy Strong’s dry-ice version of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Reckoning or Andrew Garfield’s smiley, seductive take on OpenAI’s Sam Altman in Artificial, which some weeks ago did its test run at the N.Y. Film Festival.

It was also before Alex Gibney’s four-hour documentary, Musk, became part of the film zeitgeist at Cannes, which has now guaranteed (Note: In my mind, anyway) that the guy’s surname recognition has finally vaulted past my favorite 1960s scent for just about everyone.

And certainly prior to the current IT film moment of 2026, You Can See Everything, Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s bizarro “representation” of crazy-eyed Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes, which I’m seeing later in the week against all of my better instincts.

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It’s the eyes for me. #icant

Of course, the vote for the tech villain trope didn’t surprise me.  In fact, I was expecting it. 

And not because I necessarily wanted to point fingers, though two right between the eyes of any one of the above, and more, might be/would be satisfying right about now.

In the 1970s it was politicians, in great part thanks to Richard Nixon and his band of merry Watergate pranksters.

There were the Wall Street guys in the 1980s, when “greed” was considered “good.”

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Ugh that hair

Smarmy lawyers had a good run at the top of the immoral compass in the nineties for any number of indiscretions.

Ubiquitous terrorists and/or the international arms dealers that funded them became the thing pre and post 9/11.

Until we get to the digital disasters of the era we’re in now.

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Superman knew all along

It’s amazing that such innovation can lead to such a fury of pop culture animus.  But like their predecessors, this group only have themselves to blame.

And no – it’s not about the obscene amounts of money they’re making.

Primarily.

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It doesn’t help

It’s about the insatiable appetite this current group at the top of the food chain has to rule everything/everyone and how tone deaf and resistant they are to the suffering of others.

As well as their uncanny ability to interpret any type of inconvenience to them, like commensurate taxes, as the real height of personal suffering.

People that have been given so much should pay that little vs. that old chestnut of:

With great power comes great responsibility.

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Hey don’t drag me into this!

Here in California we have the first billionaire’s tax on the ballot this November.  It is a ONE-TIME 5% tax on all the holdings of billionaires who live in California, conceived to make up for the billions in federal cuts to Medicaid and other health and education funds in the state thanks to the passage of the laughingly titled Big Beautiful Bill.

Meta CEO Zuckerberg is so incensed over this (Note:  It’s ahead in most polling) that he threatened put his $110 million Silicon Valley home compound up for sale and create a public PR nightmare for the company.  The reasoning being once word got out that their wonder boy founder planned to leave the state and take his majority share of the company with him, well, it wouldn’t be a good Meta-sign.

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A new state will not make these glasses less ugly, Mark

Of course, this is all according to NY Times reporting but it sounds so right that even if it were in the NY Post I might just be convinced into believing it.

And needless to say, so was the board because it came up with a late minute tax-shielding course of action that would enable Zuck to sell enough “special shares” of Meta stock to not only offset the B tax but still retain the exact same 60.6% of his company.

In other words, all those stocks he sold to cover the tax would not reduce his ownership even a smidge of a percentage point. Everything would be as it always was for him because, well, that is his divine right, because, well, why wouldn’t it be??? 

It is worth noting Mr. Zuckerberg’s billionaire tax could be as high as $12.5 billion. 

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Boo freaking hoo

But it is also worth noting his personal fortune is estimated to be around $250 billion and that more of that is in liquid assets.

Meaning, yeah, he could write a check for the whole damn thing and still be the sixth richest person in the world.

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You gotta be zuckin kidding me

There are a lot more examples from a lot more of these uber entitled rich folk but after a while it gets a little tedious and begins to raise your blood pressure sky high. Though when the mood hits, you might want to consider what Elon Musk’s Space X does to the environment in his adopted home corporate state of Texas. And how a new $760 million flood control project of his there could turn into an ecological disaster.

Look, nobody’s perfect and the Silicon Valley techies are certainly not the only self-centered billion/trillionaires in the bunch. 

By now you’ve heard about the lengths biotech entrepreneur and Republican candidate for governor of Ohio, Vivek Ramaswamy, has gone to in what now looks like a losing campaign to defeat Democratic candidate, Dr. Amy Acton.

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There is no bottom

His estimated personal worth is $2.2 billion but he spent $4 million in campaign funds to cut one of the most heinous commercials in the history of American politics.

No, we’re not posting it here.  You can google it.  But the background is Dr. Acton’s stepfather was indicted 50 years ago for raping and abusing her between the ages of 10 and 12 years old as her mother, who neglected her kids and left them homeless in a tent, stood by him, fled the state with him and remained married to him until his death a few years ago. 

As for the commercial, it’s now half a century later and Mom is way worse for the wear.  But Vivek digs her up anyway and puts what remains of her on camera, having her grumble to voters that her daughter is a “liar” and they shouldn’t vote for her with nary a detail of what life with Mom was really like.

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yuck

Which then caused Dr. Acton’s younger brother to cut his own commercial in Dr. Acton’s defense, lauding his sister for sacrificing herself and for protecting him all those years ago from even more abuse than he had already endured. 

Is it worth it to sink that low in order to become the governor of Ohio?  I guess so in this case.

Because clearly two billion dollars plus does not buy enough power to satisfy the most power hungry among us. 

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All day everyday

Nor does $250 billion.

Or over $1 trillion, the estimated worth of buzz-saw wielding, Doge cutting, hard right political angel (devil?) Elon Musk.

In some circles it’s never enough and never satisfying because an infection of selfish malevolence rots the soul from within.

Travie McCoy – “Billionaire” (featuring Bruno Mars)

Apocalypse Now?

I don’t pay much attention to the current president’s tweets because:

  1. They’re usually meant to distract from something else much more important.
  2. They’re usually mind-numbingly juvenile and as an “older person” I don’t like to waste my remaining years with stupid.
  3. They’re usually an empty threat or a lie.
That’s about enough of that

But when, on Saturday, he co-opted Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now poster and dialogue to make a joke threat of invading the great American city of Chicago – a town where I went to grad school, lived in briefly in my early twenties, and formed key lasting friendships over more than four decades, he pissed me off.

Royally.

Though royalty is something he will never be no matter how much he tries to act like King George III.

Anyway, I hate to reprint him (Note: POTUS, not the Real King) but desperate times call for desperate measures when you sense danger.   So here it is.

This is real. This is our president.

Some observations:

  1. When the president of a country thinks it’s cool to declare “war” on an American city – metaphorically, in reality or both – it’s time to stop what you’re doing and pay attention. (Note: You are allowed, however, to watch the men’s U.S. Open’s Final Sunday because we don’t want to ruin EVERYTHING good).
Rooting for Mr. Handsome

2. This POTUS renamed our Department of Defense to our Department of War by executive order on Friday even though it’s not official and not legal since that power lies with Congress.  So clearly he’s signaling how he’s planning to “rule” unless he’s stopped.

3. The ad he’s “parodying” features a black-hearted but fictional U.S. lieutenant colonel during the Vietnam War who famously said, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  It was a piece of dialogue illustrating how uncaring, sadistic and morally reprehensible/insane this fictional military man was.  So when you are the actual real-life president – and put an image of YOU in place of the colonel – it means either:

a. You want to be seen as just that.

b. You are just that. 

Or

You are BOTH a. and b.  At least in your own mind.

Totally fine. No problems at all. #yikes

Whichever you or I choose to answer to any of these questions or observations it’s clear that the current occupant of the Oval Office intends to order his battalions of enforcers (Note: ICE Agents, the National Guard from a red state since blue states aren’t playing and, well other masked guys) into the streets of another blue city to round up as many people as possible – much in the style napalm rid Vietnam of Vietnamese of all ages that fictional colonel wanted to exterminate.

Will he do it? 

Won’t he do it?

How are these even questions we have to ponder??

That’s the reality show teaser promo this POTUS, a former reality TV show host and life-long bottom feeding huckster who in the last year has made $3-5 Billion in bitcoin selling virtual tchotchkes of himself, wants us to play.

Well, we’re not playing.

But we ARE paying attention.

Chicago assemble!

Because there are 2.72 million people in Chicago, many of them non-white and a lot of them immigrants, who are being threatened. They are threatened not so much by the face of the colonel inserted in the ad, but by someone with the same face acting more like a real life counterpart of the fictional Col. Kurtz that Marlon Brando played in the last third of that Coppola film classic.

And he was plain bat shit crazy.

Um… yes

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker is clearly treating the situation as such.  Over the weekend his response was short and to the point.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.  This is not a joke.  Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

Preach Gov

Tens of thousands of people across the country took to the streets in red and blue cities in the last week, enraged at the militaristic threats, mass raids rounding up innocent citizens and the stripping of rights and legal status.

The current administration is also losing court cases nationwide, most recently from the federal bench, which ruled his deployment of troops in my home state of California was illegal.

And yet the threats continue, often veiled in lame comedy, as do the lies (Note: Crime is down in Chicago and Washington, D.C. and Los Angeles).  As does the misinformation and obsequiousness of his cabinet AND his private spray of willingly sycophantic billionaires (Note: Check out Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg caught on a hot mic serving up embarrassingly servile by watching this four minute segment in its entirety) which has now reached Saturday Night Live level.

It all reeks of either a new Gilded Age or the beginning of a contemporary version of the French Revolution. 

Though many people are saying it’s beginning to sound more like Russian oligarchy or the seeds of a late 1930s-style German dictatorship.

Um.. RED ALERT HERE

Whatever it is or is not any of those, it’s worth paying attention to. 

Not because it’s now co-opted imagery and dialogue from one of our greatest American director’s work.

But because it’s more serious than the heart attack lead actor Martin Sheen had that caused Apocalypse Now to famously shut down during filming.

He recovered from that and went on to play the president of our dreams on The West Wing.

Where art thou, President Bartlet?

But will we?

Let’s do more than hope we can do the same and recast our real life leader in the next election.

One that is not only free but fair.

And take to the streets en masse if the narrative begins to more and more lean towards the apocalypse.

The Doors – “The End” (with scenes from Apocalpyse Now)