The Labor Day Address

The American labor movement began as a way to recognize the contribution of workers to the development of the United States. 

It was proposed by trade unionists late in the 19th century and in 1894 became a federal holiday celebrated in 30 states.

To progress! (from 1913)

Imagine, a holiday not only honoring workers in unions but also giving them equal credit – with corporate leaders – for this country’s achievements.

Is that socialism? 

Is it communism?

I don’t think so.

Once upon a time this was the American way.

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Amen to that!

We still celebrate Labor Day in 21st century America but these days it’s more about the long weekend and the sales being offered online.  The latter corporately curated for our shopping pleasure by an elite, profit-driven tech oligarchy of owners.

They are said to be innovators but what they do remains a mystery to most of us.  It’s not like they are constructing bridges, buildings or cars. 

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Whatever this monstrosity is doesn’t count

Instead they create methodology behind-the-scenes and deliver it to us. 

Not primarily in the form of a cool phone or easy-to-use computer anymore.

But in platforms of supposed digital connection and technology credited to a very small cadre or mostly bro-y guys who take the lion’s share of the bows for the societal changes they’ve wrought and the many billions they’ve earned.

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Ugh do I have to see this movie?!

But that seems apt.

Because if it felt as if they were bringing us together at one point that is no longer the case.

More recently the overbearing reality of “artificial intelligence,” whether we like it or not, not to mention the brazen algorithms that shove whatever product you clicked on last down your throat in endless ads and variations each time you scroll one of their platforms, have made us pretty much loathe their product and them.

That’s a hard pass from us

And made us prouder than ever to be a mere laborer.

It’s true. 

Almost no one else can compete with the lavish homes and grand ballrooms they party at all across the world.

And often with interchangeable versions of each other. 

“Cool” should definitely be in quotes

They launch themselves into space, get married in over-the-top gazillion dollar weddings for the world to see and hopefully envy, and endure a series of state-of-the-art cosmetic procedures and makeovers that change them physically but make them no more attractive to anyone with what we used to refer to in my younger days as a moral conscience.

Case in point on the latter score: The many millions contributed by each to the construction of an almost half a billion dollars’ worth of ballroom no one asked for that will replace the historic east wing of the White House.

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A vision into the not so distant future

Rest assured they didn’t do it so they could have an event to celebrate their workers one Labor Day in the future.

They did it….

…Well, we know why they did it and for whom they did it.

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Money money money

The question is, what the heck is the point of being a billionaire if you can’t say no to something you don’t want to do?

Which leads us to only one conclusion.

Their actions are exactly who they are.

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That is affirmative

As for we workers, it’s always good to remember there are A LOT more of us than there are of them. 

And that we Americans built the country too  And have a holiday named after us. 

They don’t.

There is no Federal Oligarch Day.

Yet.

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Let’s keep it that way

So this weekend, and week, have a barbecue and ponder that.

And know that you don’t have to just accept a data center in your backyard or listen to a fake new computerized songstress whose talent was illegally stolen, I mean programmed, from every great singer who ever lived, on your Apple Music or Spotify playlist.

Yours in power,

Chair-y.

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School Play

As any college writing professor will tell you, the end of the semester is not about playing. Rather, it’s about reading.

In my case, it’s getting through two and a half dozen scripts in the time it takes to….

Oh, never mind. 

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gah!

All that matters is the grades are due soon and I AM NOT DONE.

Have I read some really good stuff?  You bet!

Have there been others that…..  Oh yeah, absolutely.

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’nuff said

But mostly it’s been encouraging.  Gen Z has A LOT on their mind and they are paying attention.  They might not be writing exactly about our literal times (Note: Though some are).  But even when it’s an adjacent reality of sci-fi, end of the world, animated pirates or the impossibilities of having a live, in-person, honest to goodness relationship with….something….they’re paying attention, taking notes and making something out of it.

That’s why part of this week’s Saturday Night Live season 51 finale episode felt, well, especially appropriate.

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Hosted by this guy

No, it wasn’t the cold open where POTUS is visited by the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein (Note: Yes, they went THERE).  Or even the moment when it segued into beer pong with the current Dept. of Defense and the current FBI director (Note:  No, we’re not mentioning their names even one more time in print).

Instead, it was Ferrell’s return as the somewhat sadistically gay/bitchy high school drama teacher – Mr. Koenig – about to post the cast list to this year’s school play but holding back just a few minutes more because he delights in watching those kids literally squirm.

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I beg you to judge me!

I long for those days. 

When the only thing to squirm about was not getting cast as the lead in “Grease.”  Or in my case, “Fiddler on the Roof.”

Watch, enjoy and wait for the special guest at the end of the sketch. And if you get especially SNL nostalgic by the end, you can always add another few cents to the coffers of my husband and me (Note: I?) and purchase the book we co-authored, The SNL Companion:  An Unofficial Guide to the Seasons, Sketches and Stars of Saturday Night Live.

Yes, that was a plug.  Because the book has the extra added bonus of being released right before you know who won the 2024 election.

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Gracias

More from the real world next week.

And no, I’m nothing like (much like?) Mr. Koenig in real life.

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