The Truth About the Oscars

At their best, movies either reflect the truth about our lives or provide an escape from our lives. 

Both are necessary and, together, for me, they reflect the yin and yang of my sanity.

The only thing that keeps me sane is fictional characters. | Cry For Help  Ecard
And not just Shane and Ilya

But right now I’m doing a lot more yanging than I am yinging.

Meaning the push and pull between what’s real (Note: The yang) and fake (Note: The ying), aka which of those worlds I want to play in at any given moment, has become head-spinning at best.

The Oscar nominations were announced this week, an event I look forward to every year because it brings me back to a time of childhood innocence; when I thought winning would solve everything for me and I, in turn, would help solve the problems of the world.

And no, I’m not kidding.

2026 Oscar nominations: The complete list : NPR
Help me Bill Pullman’s son — you’re my only hope

But they were upstaged by the continued crumbling of actual American freedoms on the streets of Minneapolis, supercharged to a head when masked ICE officers tackled and murdered a 37-year-old ICU nurse as he was trying to help a young woman they had knocked to the ground and pepper-sprayed.

Once the “supercharging” happened, a mere 24-hours after Sinners became the most Oscar-nominated film in Academy Awards history – well, I don’t know about you, but for me, it’s been hard to focus. 

Minneapolis
All ghouls

What to do —

Say the name of Alex Pretti over and over again and show and tell his story to anyone who will listen because, in my mind, unless we do at least that we will all be next?

Or –

Take some much-needed me time to discuss not only why there are now TEN best picture nominees instead of five (Note: Like day camp, everyone gets a participation trophy?), but how the hell F1 got on that list.

This is not to say that focusing on this year’s Oscar nominees is not reflective of the world at large and the various hot button issues faced in the U.S. in particular.

The two leading contenders alone are so timely they’re literally less than half a step away from prescient.

How Will Warner Bros. Handle The Success Of "Sinners" As "One Battle After  Another" And Awards Season Approaches?
Not letting the bastards win

Sinners is a brilliantly evocative dissection of white American vampirism  (Note: Both literally and figuratively) in one Jim Crow South community that was wrought so originally, disturbingly and even musically by writer-director Ryan Coogler that its crossed over into mainstream blockbuster status and will soon have earned over $400 million worldwide.

And Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another, a black comedy, thriller, father-daughter story of a corrupt military hunting down Americans they don’t deem American enough, starting with brown-skinned immigrants and liberals, could literally be evidence that PTA has a crystal ball somewhere were it not partially based on Thomas Pynchon’s 1990 novel Vineland.

Paul Thomas Anderson: 'You can tell a lot about a person by what they order  for breakfast' | Phantom Thread | The Guardian
Soon to be Oscar winner and part time psychic PTA

That book explored what happens to a small California town still steeped in freedom-loving 1960s counterculture during the anything but, and ultra-conservative, Reagan era of the 1980s.

Talk about art imitating life, life imitating art and the never-ending ouroboros of it all.

The sad truth of the matter is that like the 1960s Vietnam era, the government is still massaging the truth for the masses and asking us to believe that protesting governmental violence in the streets is a crime punishable by death (Note: I was a kid when Kent State happened but I still remember that Time Magazine cover of innocent college students being gunned down by a trigger-happy American military fed up with the audacity of those choosing to protest, or even be in the vicinity of one.

I would say never forget, but we forgot

What’s different now is that unlike that time, when we had to depend on a handful of intrepid still photographers or news cameras, anyone can record the goings-from every angle by merely pushing a button on their cell phone.  (Note: And do).

So instead of arguing the nuances of fact, the powers-that-be deny the reality of millions of pixels courtesy of thousands of Apple devices and tell us Alex Pretti was brandishing his hand gun when it’s clear as Reagan’s dye job that he was holding his iPhone up with one hand and gallantly using the other to help a woman in distress.

Illusions, not tricks: Behavioral Prototyping | by Josephine Le | Medium
It’s very this

Though if you’ve ever spent any time around ICU nurses, as I have in the last ten years, you’d know they’d pretty much help anyone.  Especially Alex, who spent many hundreds of hours at a Minneapolis V.A. hospital prolonging the lives of military men, not shooting them.

Lying, of course, is not limited to government men like Greg Bovino, our current U.S. Customs and Border Chief, who came out and gave a press conference before Alex Pretti’s body was cold, unequivocally stating Alex “..was brandishing a gun and planned to massacre law enforcement..” despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.

Many, many decades ago it was Pablo Picasso who also let the cat out of the bag about all of us creative types, big and small, when he famously proclaimed:

Art is the lie that tells the truth.

Guernica | Description, History, & Facts | Britannica
Look no further than his famous Guernica

Still, the very nature of the arts is that we make stuff in order to make people think, or give them relief from thinking too much.  We proudly tell you it’s a fictional interpretation of the truth so you can admire, or even loathe us, even more (Note: if that’s possible).

What we don’t do is make up a lie about the actual truth and then claim it is what literally happened. We’d never disrespect our audience that much.

Or, well, most of us wouldn’t.

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And if you do, watch out for Dakota Johnson

Because I can argue Sinners’ 16 Oscar nominations is not really an entirely true record, as the Academy of Motion Picture ARTS and Sciences so publicly claims.

All Above Eve (1950) the previous record-holder at 14 noms, along with Titanic (1977) and La La Land (2016), was released in an era where there was NO CATEGORY for either makeup and hairstyling  OR casting.

Now are you doing to tell me that Margo Channing’s hair and makeup and the casting of a young, unknown Marilyn Monroe practically stealing a scene from Bette Davis and the rest of the cast, would not be enough to land that film TWO more nominations in those categories?

All About Eve | Plot, Cast, Awards, & Facts | Britannica
… and it would have won both

I didn’t think so.

And that would at least make it a tie, at 16-16.

As A.I. emerges, with the power of our new MAGA tolerant/supporting Tech Oligarch class, my fear is that pretty soon we won’t be able to distinguish the subtle gray areas of issues far more important.

That The Lie will be The Art and it will Tell Everything… But the Truth.

And the majority of us will be onboard with it simply to survive.

Huntr/x – “Golden” (from KPop Demon Hunters)

Don’t Mess with TCM

This week a tone deaf, corporate media power broker in charge of Warner Bros/Discovery decided to fire the entire upper management of Turner Classic Movies and fold the hugely popular network into its media empire.

Boo! Hiss!

To translate power broker actions into plain English that meant the plan was to squeeze the life out of a division with one of the most loyal audience bases around until it either disappears entirely or learns to coexist side by side with offerings like Dirty Jobs, Moonshiners and Naked and Afraid.

In other words, a platform where one can watch pristine classic films, learn film history from people who have spent their lives living and generally inspiring generations of younger artists worldwide through their work has as much value as a TV series where two naked people are dropped in the “wilderness” with a machete each week and we watch them survive in what is passed off as “real time.”

Hollywood doesn’t have loyalty to much but there is a very strong dedication by the people who actually make movies to preserve classic films and pass on their legacy to future generations.

That’s why even before the downsizing of TCM went viral, three A List directors – Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese and Paul Thomas Anderson – had emergency meetings, separately and together, with said power broker, lobbying on behalf of the network.

I’ll just imagine it like this scene

Undoubtedly, there was also an implicit warning.  Squeeze out the life of TCM in any substantial way, a brand that hasn’t ever made a fortune but has almost always made a bit of money, and risk alienating the bulk of the prestige film community.

This may not sound like much but after losing the one prestige level filmmaker in the WB stable – Christopher Nolan – to Universal for his latest picture, Oppenheimer, the powers that be have been reportedly anxious, nee desperate, to lure the likes of his talent back into the studio fold.

A little something like this

This is especially true since its latest hopes for a tent pole superhero film, The Flash, opened at disappointing box-office levels.  Not to mention the fact that right after the big WB/Discovery merger it decided to not even release another big budget superhero venture, Batgirl.   (Note: The bigwig determined it just wasn’t worth the trouble and marketing costs and that the $100+ million dollar tax write-off was far more appealing).

But back to TCM.   Meaning, what is the result of all this?

This is going to upset me

Well, a few days ago a lot of carefully-worded press releases assured fans and industryites that there were conversations and separate and group phone calls all around where the filmmakers were assured that TCM would continue and the media exec denied there was EVER any plan to get rid of it to begin with.

Right.

Suuuuuuure

The latter is at best sort of laughable when a classic film network has no one running it other than another corporate exec that oversees, um, WB/D’s Cartoon Network, as well as some other divisions.

Perhaps that’s why the PR solution to all of this was to several days later now give TCM to the two executives who run the film division at Warner Bros. Film Group – Michael DeLuca and Pamela Abdy. 

I mean, what else do they have to do, right?  Also, the guy who runs the Cartoon Network, as well as Discovery Family and Adult Swim and so many more, will still be in charge of TCM’s financial side.  So, sure, nothing can go wrong and nothing at all will change.

Right???? 

Gimme a break!

Vote yes if you agree.

Of course, change is inevitable, especially in the entertainment industry.  That would be a place where film studios, which include corporate streaming entities, are refusing to budge from their no change in negotiation status after a two-month plus writers strike.

The streamer plan is to keep their profit margins and revenues from the work generated by writers as secret as possible and to hold onto the right to do what they will with future artificial intelligence.  If that means merely hiring writers for a few weeks to punch up some A.I. generated stories, so be it.  Clearly, A.I. can do as well as Naked and Afraid, probably better.

Say that again, I dare ya!

Other producers/studios/corporate owners seem to be onboard with that plan, along with the idea of negotiating separately with each large union that makes their product in hopes of marginalizing writers, or any union for that matter, that stands in the way of what they consider progress.

Progress being the largest bottom line profits available for the smallest risks and largest rewards.

Bette Davis, David O. Selznick and Orson Welles must be turning over in their graves.  Not that any one who holds the purse strings cares.  Or thinks much about what and who came before them.  Or, in some cases, even knows who they are.

You tell em Bette

If this sounds like The Chair is pissed off, yeah, you got that right.  There is nothing wrong with reality TV or superhero movies except when they overrun the world and relegate everything and everyone else to sit in a corner.

Because when the latter two hog all of the daylight and attention – and funds – everything in that corner dies from malnourishment and lack of sunlight.

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