Primarily Voting

This is election primary season and we all need to… VOTE.

Yes.

VOTE.

What happens after we vote.. Hi ZORA Fam, | by Jolie A. Doggett | ZORA

It’s pretty simple, even when your brain is as fried as mine is this weekend after…oh, who cares.  It’s not important when democracy is at stake. 

Which it is.

Here in Los Angeles, CA we have a ton of stuff to vote for on Tuesday primary day.   But if you’re a mail-in voter, like me and about 75% plus of the people in our state, you probably did your voting this week.

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She looks good on a red carpet

Personally, I waited until yesterday because I like to revel in the idea that I’m going to do it since our current POTUS hates it even though he himself does it.

Which should give you yet another snapshot into his psyche.

As if you needed one.

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This about sums it up

Speaking of the cesspool of reality TV stars, here in L.A. we have an unqualified idiot named Spencer Pratt running for Mayor who is traipsing around the city with no professional government experience except calling himself a public advocate who cares.

Electing him mayor would be like enlisting Noah Wyle to crack open your chest if you were in an E.R. on death’s door and suddenly couldn’t breathe. 

Yes, I L.O.V.E. Dr. Robby but our reality is not TV reality.

the pitt gifs – @doctorrobbysource on Tumblr
(not a real doctor)

Fame and the ability to act (Note: If you could call what Pratt did on The Hills acting) do not make you qualified to fix a town, a city, or even a country.

And again, if the last 18 months haven’t shown you the perils of going down that road, please just…

DON’T VOTE.

DO NOT.

JUST STAY HOME.

a machine has a sign that says do n't leave the room today
Take this advice

Your country needs you…to do that.

By the way, there were SIXTY f-ckng people on the California ballot for GOVERNOR.

I’m not joking.

6. 0.

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CA Ballot

And the names were not in alphabetical order.

I have a reasonable amount of education and had to really dig deep to find….

Oh…I’m not trying to sway you…Becerra….because if you live in California you have enough commercials crawling up your ass to last until Gavin Newsom announces he’s running for president in 2028.

And guess what?  I, and the majority of the state, would like to keep him right here.

Notable & Quotable: Gavin Newsom, Genius - WSJ
Still not sure if he was cooked up in the “Central Casting Politican” lab

With all our challenges, including the constant threat of fires brought on by climate change – not our current L.A. Mayor Karen Bass – this city and state is still a great place to live. The sun shines, the people are friendly and we have all sorts of folks of all different colors, sexual identities, religions and ages living mostly peacefully.

Which is more than I can say for many places. 

Look, this has been a tough year and a half for L.A. since the fires and for the country since…well…why state the obvious.

But voting can be at least a step to the change you’ve been waiting for because you will be choosing someone or something that YOU prefer.

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Valerie gets it

Not to overuse metaphors, but if you’re literally starving and dying for pizza but the only food in sight were roasted Brussels sprouts or mashed peas you’d pick one and live to eat another day.

So chow down, America.

The 99 Cent Chef: Brussels Sprouts & Chicken Stir Fry
Yum!

Unless you think our next Supreme Court Justice should be a Real Housewife.

Then the kitchen is closed.

“Fortunate Son” – Creedence Clearwarter Revival

Time Traveling with TCM

As the 2020 presidential election looms like a giant sword swinging over our collective heads, it’s difficult to know what to do.

Turn off and there’s the guilt, or eventual guilt, over whistling past the graveyard of American democracy.

Turn on and there’s the endless anger and non-stop memes (or worse) that pits US against THEM and saps whatever energy is left for I.

I’m with you Steph

What that leaves each of us with right now is individual choice, a sure sign that American democracy is not dead…yet.

That was reassuring for half the weekend because I, for one, scheduled a relaxing few days at home lying around, reading and catching up on the 75% of programming saved on the DVR that needs to be erased…at some point.

But then I turned on Turner Classic Movies

That seemed like a good idea because this month TCM is featuring 31 Days of Oscar.  What this means is that until March 2 every film scheduled on the network is a nominee or winner of Hollywood’s top prize.

Also featured: Ben Mankiewicz and his lush, thick hair #notjealous #veryjealous

For those of us worn out from the politics of it all popping up on the news, in social media and as a part of even the most generalized pop culture memes everywhere, that provides a virtual luxury vacation of escape.

You can ostensibly tune in at any time and be pretty sure you’ll have an all expenses paid trip of at least two hours into an alternate story reality much more preferable and a lot less toxic than the one we all currently reside in.

Ok Rhett… let’s say sometimes  just AS toxic

And I’m not just writing this because my dear friend, Pola Changnon, a fellow movie lover, was recently and very deservedly named general manager of the whole damned network several weeks ago.

Though partly I am.

Damn right!

At our celebratory dinner I couldn’t help but gush a little to her at how, in these trying times, it was such a relief to tune in TCM and, suddenly, get lured into a non-2020 narrative where there is no Twitter and usually not much in the way of anything Orange employed onscreen.

Even though any number of the films on TCM might be available to rent and/or purchase, somehow, when you think of doing that, you instantly say to yourself, I don’t have time to watch this!

But when they suddenly appear on Channel 256 (in LA of course) on your TV or screen of choice and you get hooked, hey, no one can blame you!

Margo’s got the right idea

To do so would be like getting down on someone for eating a slice of that already half eaten chocolate cake left out on the counter or helping yourself to a single drink at an open bar at anyone’s yearly holiday party and being met with a nasty stare by the “Church Lady.”

You’re entitled.  We’re all entitled.

But here’s the thing about escape.  Wherever you are, there you are.

At least that’s how it felt to me watching the classic, Oscar nominated movie, The Third Man on TCM this past Saturday afternoon.

* not directed by Welles

Foolishly thinking a 1949 film noir with Joseph Cotten and Orson Welles that I somehow had managed not to have ever seen all the way through could free me from the T***P era what I discovered was… um… NOanything but.

Based on a Graham Greene novella The Third Man is brilliantly photographed and edited, has a great twist and turn story, terrific acting and innovative directing, AND an unforgettable score.

It is also a perfect evocation of the moral dilemma we all face in the, okay let’s say it now, Trump Era.

AH!! DON’T SAY IT!!

Rather than transport us away into post World War II Vienna (Note: Though it literally does) it more effectively brings us right back to the question of 21st century individual choice.

That is to say, how to confront moral decay and, yeah, pure evil when we see it.

– The Third Man doesn’t have children in cages as a result of the whims of a powerful man but instead shows us kids locked in a hospital, dying of (Note: Okay, no spoilers here) because of the actions of a brilliantly clever (Note: Evil?) genius with no moral compass.

– The Third Man isn’t about an election and the loss of the rule of law but instead is about one writer/investigator challenged to make a defining moral choice in a sea of contradictory and sometimes but not ultimately confusing facts.

Figuring out the light from dark (bonus cool lighting)

 – The Third Man doesn’t have raging arguments between longtime neighbors and family members about right vs. wrong but it does ask us to consider whether our most loyal bestie from childhood can be good and evil at the same time and calmly consider how every one of OUR actions – past, present and future — has and will affect not just ourselves but the rest of the world as we know it.

Not bad for a half century plus old black and white feature where everyone but the American writer played by Joseph Cotten speaks with an accent, the Twitter-sphere didn’t exist and no mention at all is made of democracy, elections or the rise of the socialist left and/or the dictatorial repressive right.

But it does have Ferris Wheels!

A great classic movie is a little like a vintage piece of clothing you hold on to over the years.   As norms change you know that in a pinch it will perfectly fit some occasion, event of even era you are suddenly faced with.

It’s comforting, it’s clarifying but at the same time it also makes you think, sometimes of all sorts of things you might want to forget.

Or should remember.

That’s saying a lot for the days we’ve been living through and have yet to go through.

Anton Karas – Theme from The Third Man