The Odyssey of The Odyssey

No, I’ve never read Homer’s epic poem/book The Odyssey, so let’s get that out of the way. 

But this weekend I did see Christopher Nolan’s film interpretation, The Odyssey.  As did more than a quarter billion dollars-worth of ticket buyers.

How was it?

Brilliantly made, very well-acted and an incredible sweep of the visual wonders of the world. 

At almost three hours it is never uninteresting and often captures ancient times as metaphor for contemporary times in a way that is quite accessible.  And …apt. 

The Odyssey' Review: Matt Damon in Christopher Nolan's Homer Epic
I too grew a beard while watching it

Sadly, we as a species have not moved on much from 6th century B.C. in terms of pillaging villages, people and whole countries to accrue power and riches for our own benefit, faux safety or simply because we can.

And in terms of the human story, well, that’s also timeless.  And best summed up by my husband of many years early on in our relationship back in the late 1980s when he was studying for his PhD in film studies:

It’s always about the father.  Or mother.

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And this Mother is serving in this outfit

In other words, just when you think you’re living through the darkest times of the apocalypse you realize the apocalypse has been going on since the beginning of man and has no intention of letting up any time soon.

If ever.

And that the more you try to run away from your family the more your responsibility to it will haunt you.  Or even help you.  If you let it.

Which does not mean this film and this story is not hopeful or moral or, dare I say the word, entertaining. 

It is.

It is also brutal, depressing, thoughtful, violently graphic and, well, dare I say it, beautiful.

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We can’t argue with sleeveless costume design

Apocalyptic behavior Nolan-ized for our contemporary pallets and collective benefits.

Consider its lessons on your own terms or simply resume your video game, news channel or screen of choices. 

No god can tell you what to do and at the end of your day it’s your choice anyway.  Just as it was in a civilization where there actually were gods that possessed powers our contemporary faux gods can only dream of. 

And do dream of.   To our mass detriment.

Perhaps they should see this film, also, and consider their own father, or mother, story.

And consider there was a time when a leader went off to war in a skirt instead of skirted the responsibility to do so.

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Good one, Chairy

I’m only half-kidding.

Here’s the thing with gods of any kind. 

I’m not much for them and their mythical “powers”.  Or the belief that they can heal what ails you. 

For me, it’s difficult to take the myth of it all seriously.  To believe there is some divine arbitrary resurrected personage or energy or all-knowing being that controls things in a certain way in a civilization made of endless, ordinary humans.

Every Zendaya red carpet look from 'The Odyssey' press tour
Ok but can I still pray to Zendaya’s Odyssey press tour looks?

So when the film leans too hard into the supernatural woo-woo it began to lose me in a miasma of junior and senior high school lessons I forever zoned out of and had no interest in. 

To this day, I have to consistently look this stuff up every time a student brings a group of these historical deities, who create their own rules and carry all this legacy power to use at their supposedly wide and very subjective discretion, into their stories. 

Not to mention, it all seems to divert the responsibility we all have to be our version of divine goodness and the heroes of our own collective stories.

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I’m a hero in every story, though

But if a god is what floats your boat, and the actions you take because of it doesn’t involve murdering me or my family, throwing us out of our home or keeping us down in any way, have at it.

Though sadly in Nolan’s world, a perfect metaphor for ours on this subject, this is not the case.

Too many gods spoil the broth.  So to speak.

Because when you get into god territory it’s not too easy to tell the imposters from the real thing and the real world.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 06: (L-R) Charlize Theron, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, Samantha Morton and Mia Goth attend 'The Odyssey' London Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on July 06, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)
Gods in real life and the movies… let’s be honest

Better to look inside and learn the lessons from the best father or mother figure you can find. 

And not necessarily, the biological kind.

All that said, and if it matters to you, The Odyssey is bound for lots of Oscar gold, especially in its technical categories.  Also look for nominations for Christopher Nolan, Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway and perhaps even Sammantha Morton in a very memorable, mid-movie sequence.

As for winners, well Mr. Nolan and all of us have already won because we’ve got an epic movie movie to go to this summer.  The kind that it’s well-worth going out of your house to and braving all the vagaries of air, land and water for in these hopefully faux apocalyptic times.

The Odyssey Official Trailer

Wolfs in Sheep’s Clothing

This week I watched attempts by both J.D. Vance and George Clooney to charm their way through inferior material and ultimately both failed miserably. 

The Chair comin’ in hot!

Which only goes to show that whether it’s faux Republican schtick or tired Democratic schtick some of us viewers can still spot a con a mile away.

In his new-ish Apple movie, Wolfs, Mr. Clooney – with support from his buddy Brad Pitt – plays a handsome, slick, near infallible fixer. The type of guy you turn to when you have to dispose of a dead body, clean up a crime scene or drive backwards to safety in the middle of the night.

Is it bothering anyone else that it should be Wolves?? #justme

But it’s really a variation of the handsome, slick, near infallible, criminal mastermind Mr. Clooney first brought us almost a quarter century ago in the theatrical blockbuster Ocean’s Eleven (2001), which he then repeated in Ocean’s Twelve (2004), and then repeated again in Ocean’s Thirteen (2007).

Which are all a reboot, remake , rip-off or contemporary, cultural reappropriation (Note: You choose) of the original Ocean’s 11 (1960) starring Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr. aka The Rat Pack, aka the George Clooney and Brad Pitt of their times.

Okay, perhaps the above sarcasm is a bit much. Or is it?

I’ll let you decide

See, the original Ocean’s was merely a goof of a film that packaged the kind of slick, easy, tongue-in-cheek late 50s style boys club humor the Rat Pack stars were known for by employing their larger-than-life celebrity personas on the big screen.

Almost two and a half decades ago it was sort of fun to have Clooney lead a gold star class of turn-of-the-21st-century movie stars of the time (Note: Pitt, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon) mug their way through fantasy, high stakes mischief.  But after milking the buddy-buddy, wink-wink style and tone in so many various ways over so many years and in so many other films in addition to the Oceans franchise, its repackaging on steroids into Wolfs feels a bit cheap and threadbare, despite its rumored $200 million budget. 

Yeah, it’s a little like this

Both Clooney and the movie ultimately come across like a well-wrapped last-minute re-regifting on Christmas morning.  Once you unwrap the pretty paper what you get inside ultimately makes little sense and shows a profound lack of imagination on the part of the person who gave it to you.  Something that, with a modicum of effort, they figured they could get away with.

The Chair again with the hot tea

One could ultimately say the same of JD Vance’s performance in the Vice Presidential debate as he tried to deftly repackage Donald Trump (Note: AKA his running mate and now forever #1) policies on steroids by way of Project 2025, all the while denying their intent and lying about his past and their existence.  His was an upside-down Alice in Wonderland world view, where he denied he did not want to ban abortion nationwide (Note: He is literally on audio and video saying the opposite multiple times), proclaims Mr. Trump tried to save Obamacare (Note: We literally saw John McCain vote that thumbs down years ago and have actual tweets of Trump whining about it) and simply lied about things like illegal immigrants stealing away jobs from American workers.  Fact check here.

Here, demonstrating his distance from the truth

This was all fueled by his delivery – a faux sincere Christ-like quality of benevolence and respect for everyone, most especially Democratic VP nominee Tim Walz, when he’s in the past and near present referred to unmarried American women as “unhappy, childless cat ladies,” his own running mate as “America’s Hitler” and called Mr. Walz’s 24 years in the National Guard, where he trained soldiers to use weapons of war, “stolen valor garbage.”

On the surface, which is where he lived in those 90 minutes, Mr. Vance proved himself to be a slick, silver-tongued debater, much in the same way Mr. Clooney’s characters were slick fixers and silver-tongued uber-thieves.  But once you get below the glossy surfaces the shiny masks give way to the real truth underneath.

Ahhhhhh!

For Vance it was when at the end of the debate, Mr. Walz point blank asked him whether Trump (Note: Indeed a former president, despite how much I loathe writing and admitting that) had actually lost his re-election bid to Joe Biden in 2020.  Clearly fearing the Wrath of Trump, or Sauron or Kahn, or even Gollum, Vance refused to say yes and tried to change the subject.  At which point Coach Walz, the everyman of us all, proclaimed directly to the camera (nee US), that was:

A damning non-answer.

Reality did not happen. 

an evergreen gif

Yet even after almost four years of a Biden presidency and dozens of victorious court cases, many decided by Republican judges who unanimously ruled against Trump and confirmed Mr. Biden’s win, Vance nevertheless continued to claim, there were “problems” with the election.

 The principal one being Mr. Trump could not get his controversial little hands on the Oval Office for a second term. – The Chair

Kaboom

You would think Mr. Clooney – who seems to take humble brag satisfaction at helping to successfully oust Mr. Biden from his bid for re-election in early July in a scathing NY Times editorial that went viral – would have not reveled in inertia but instead chosen a newer, more substantial and far less shiny piece of work to put before the American public than the unsatisfying shaggy dog story of Wolves Wolfs.

A mere three months ago, citing Mr. Biden’s age, he definitively and absolutely proclaimed, perhaps due to what he saw through his magical crystal ball, that “we (Democrats) are not going to win with this president” if we allowed Mr. Biden to try to play the same role in our body politic once again.

Profound as that may seem in hindsight, it’s essential to also know his forecast didn’t end there.  Instead he advised we figure it all out at a messy Democratic convention, where a GROUP of…strong Democrats stand and tell us why they’re best qualified to lead this country.

Because that would have totally worked right?

Never mind the first female, first woman of color Vice President going from the #2 to the #1 role.

Nothing new about that.  We need to shake things up.  Even more.

So easy to say when it’s not you who is being forced to step aside, tell the truth or reinvent.

Barbra Streisand – “Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf”