Imagine What?

In the last few weeks more than a handful of friends, family and acquaintances have told me in many different ways that they could never have imagined what passes for politics and news in the U.S. these days.

As is usual for these types of conversations, talk kept going back to the former US president, meaning the guy before Joe Biden, and the deviously gluttonous way in which he manages to devour everything and everyone in his path.

Now and forever

How is it that this happened???…they all eventually ask in various forms.

I know it’s important but if I hear one more word about Him, I’m going to scream… so many confess while simultaneously admitting they find themselves tuning out the news.

Every single day I wish he was dead.

Why doesn’t he just have a heart attack and die? 

I’ve gone to the bad place

The fury of those last thoughts often come with an apology for wishing or even imagining them.

Until I interrupt and confess I feel exactly the same way.

But more so. 

At which point I mention all of the ingenious ways that my imagination manages to… well, you know.

When they beg me to elaborate I mostly decline. 

Give in to the dark side

Though I must admit a few of them are so good that they scare even me.  And, after a particularly heinous news day…

Make me smile.

But see, that’s the thing with imagination.  It’s an incredible balm to the soul.  If you allow yourself to think it up, it can feel real. 

It doesn’t have to be real.  But it can help you think and process your innermost desires and demons and other stuff that you can’t quite yet categorize and comes from who knows where.

Or it can simply get it out of your head.  Maybe never to be heard from again but perhaps to be sorted out.

uh oh, we’ve entered the slippery slope

I’m a writer so I often write it down.  And very occasionally, but not often enough, it spawns a good idea for a script or story of some kind.  Or a new way to think about an old story I’ve been telling myself for years – either on paper, or in everyday life, or way, way in the past.

This weekend a good friend invited me to a filmed play of what was billed as a radical new version of Anton Chekhov’s Uncle Vanya.

And playing ALL EIGHT PARTS in this retelling of a 125-plus-year-old Chekhov story was none other than the actor Andrew Scott.

Netflix’s Ripley. 

The tortured gay heartthrob from last year’s All Of Us Strangers. 

The hot priest from Fleabag. 

Moriarity from the long-running BBC series Sherlock.

Among others.

Does this man age??

You watch this guy nimbly jumping back and forth from one character to another, sometimes in mere seconds and other times in minutes, or monologues, as he quips, cajoles, argues, eats and occasionally even, with the use of his hands, shoulder, neck and breath, simultaneously portray two different male and female characters making love to each other, and all you can think about initially is….

How????? 

How is this possible?  How is he able to do this? 

And then… who imagined it?

All of these emotions

Well, it was adapted last year by the playwright Simon Stephens, who a decade ago theatrically shed light on and likely helped change the way we thought about autism in the groundbreaking play The Curious Incident of the Dog In The Night-Time (Note: Adapted from the novel by Mark Haddon, it’s won most major playwriting awards). 

And he is billed as co-creating it with both Scott and Sam Yates, a 40ish British stage and sometimes television and film director known for his unusual approach to both new and classical material.

Okay.

But then you ask yourself…

Why?????  Why do this?

Why do we need this?  Why do it at all? 

::Throws hands up::

Well, because someone, or a handful of ones, thought of it and needed to think of it.  Something about the world they lived in, or events they were personally experiencing, prompted them to think of it.  And then move forward with recreating something (and a bunch of fictional someones) from the past that would allow them to understand their present in a different way.

It’s not as if before seeing this filmed version of a play done last year at the National Theatre I was excited about seeing Uncle Vanya done as a one-man show.

Or frankly, any production of Uncle Vanya at all.  Nor, I venture to say, is the average person.

Preach it, Chairy

But watching Mr. Scott (Note: I so want to call him Andrew, or even Andy)… okay Andrew… throw himself so fully into instantly becoming so many people – with no wigs, no costumes, only a trajectory of mangled feelings, conflicts and eventually emotional outcomes, denials and realizations – well, it was about as contemporary as it gets for me.

It seemed that this film, of this play, had nothing at all to do with Uncle Vanya, or even the playwright himself. 

What it addressed were the myriad of emotions, sometimes life and death ones, we are ALL trying to manage as best we can these days.  Only to be shown there is no managing. 

See above

There is only being truthful about how and what we feel, taking the actions we believe fitting and holding out some hope for a better future when they don’t work out. 

And, well, to keep trying.

It might sound a bit trite, but that’s what this new version of Vanya, the one I didn’t think I needed but some other people imagined I might need, did for me.

We love an ah-ha moment

It made me realize once again that navigating what we call the politics of today is not much different for our generation than it ever was.

And that, lucky for us, back then Chekhov was quite an imaginative fellow himself.

The Temptations – “Just My Imagination”

Intelligence Artificial

The mere phrase artificial intelligence should be a clue that no good will come of fully opening this door. 

For what does it mean to be artificially intelligent?

Me, doing science

If we take the words as they present (which is really all we can do), it means an intelligence that is not real on its own but merely a poor man’s copy of smartness, acumen or whatever you want to call it.

It’s at best a simulation of something clever and at worst an abject lie.

Whatever it is, it’s certainly not actually superior thinking.  Its words literally tell us that.

So then, what is it?

Well, clearly it’s a fake out.  Or, as it’s better known in popular vernacular —

FAKE NEWS.

Ugh that term #ew

Donald J. Trump if what he spewed was merely a reordering of facts stolen from other sources rather than an incessant firehouse of bile-filed personal grievance posing as reality.

Though when you think about it that way, A.I.’s potential personal evolutions are a lot more frightening.

That is, if you can consider something that self-proclaims to be artificial, anything approaching a person.

Yet another issue for future U.S. Supreme Courts to debate and wrongly decide on.

My heart cannot take this

A couple of weeks ago I was watching MSNBC, which I admittedly do far too often.  It was towards the end of Joy Reid’s show, The Reid Out, and she began reporting on artificial intelligence by way of herself.

It seems that there is a viral video circulating that shows Joy being interviewed by CNN’s Anderson Cooper hawking weight loss gummies.  And when she played a 20 second clip from it there it was –

Hmmm… something’s not right here

Joy talking up these weight loss gummies in very factual, Joy-esque style to Anderson, after explaining lawyers have only recently cleared her to speak about it.  There were even before and after photos to support her personal weight loss.

If you saw this onscreen and paid as much attention to these kinds of claims as one usually does, you would swear it was real.

Except, well, it isn’t.

K bye everybody!

It’s an A.I.-generated-100%-phony use of the actual faces and voices of both news anchors.

Now, being a journalism junkie and show biz gadfly, I knew this story couldn’t be true because:

a. No MSNBC host would be allowed on CNN to sell a product and

b. Joy Reid doesn’t endorse merchandise publicly to make a buck.  That’s not what real working journalists with prime time news anchor platforms do.

It’s what people like Alex Jones and Joe Rogan do.

so…. this

But if you didn’t know better and chalked up a few words being slightly out of synch to the fact that almost every video known to man buffers or is slightly out of synch in spots on your screen of choice, you would swear this was real.

And we’re only at the start of the A.I. revolution

Who knows where all those pointy-headed potential Che Guevaras will strike next?

Oh wait, we do.  It’s… well… show biz!!

This this this

You might have heard there is a writers’ and actors’ strike going on and part of the issue is the future contractual regulation of the use of A.I. so actors and writers are not principally replaced by software duplicating their work and their images ad infinitum.

Recently, Disney CEO Bob Iger, being interviewed at a multimillionaire/billionaire business leader conference, called the union demands to work out a compromise for the protection of workaday creatives on A.I not realistic and very disturbing to him.

Et tu Bob I?

So it should surprise no one that the studios are now on a mass hiring spree for specialists they can employ to expand their A.I. capabilities.  This article from The Hollywood Reporter explains it far better than I can. 

But suffice it to say that Netflix, Disney, Sony and most of the other studios (Note: Amazon, Apple, WB, etc. etc.) are offering big bucks to those who can help them harness the technology that will enable them to throw off the shackles of how it’s done now and push past it all into a future where….

Well, the sky’s the limit.

Hello Hal do you read me?

And at starting salaries of anywhere from $150,000 to $900,000 per year plus perks.

Not nearly as much as the top ten Hollywood executives made in the last five year period, a list topped by the HALF A BILLION DOLLARS Warner Bros. Discovery’s head David Zaslav made.  (Note: Here’s the list.  Read it and think).

Barf

But if A.I. is going to occupy as big of a space as these guys seem determined to make room for – as witnessed by them turning a stubborn blind eye to the almost universal public roasting they are receiving for the way they are treating the creative people who enable them to make many billions of dollars each year – then there’s a hell of a lot of room to grow.  And grow.  And grow.

Gummie bears be damned.

“Crazy Little Thing Called Love” – Elvis Presley A.I.

(Note:  Elvis died two years before this song was written and released).