The Free Press On

Buckle your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy road to Election Day and beyond for the U.S.

That’s the United States, for those who don’t remember what the initials stand for. A group of various territories within the country that are “united” because we believe in democracy as stated in the Constitution, amendments to the Constitution, The Bill of Rights and general laws.

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can you feel my patriotism?

The very first amendment to the Constitution is all about freedom of the press. What that means, aside from Congress not making laws abridging speech, is that the government can’t stop the media from printing or broadcasting opinions it doesn’t like.

So what do you do when the sitting POTUS bans three major press outlets from the White House whose coverage he doesn’t like because they criticize him?

Totally normal stuff here

Well, if you’re the press corps you unite around those banned unfairly/illegally and don’t cover him. 

And if you’re the publications and networks he banned you sue to get your press passes back so you can cover him along with all the other media he finds acceptable.

This all happened this week when CNN, MSNOW and Politico had their White House press passes revoked.

Press room: Empty

Good news for free speech supporters, which should be everyone in the country.  They won in court.

Bad news is after letting them back in for a day, the White House banned CNN from the WH media pool again and blocked its access to Air Force One.

This is going to go on for awhile.

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I’m exhausted already

Sort of like a grade school fight where one big kid keeps trying to torture those less big and powerful behind the back of the teacher.

Well, you can beat them up, take away their lunch money, call them names and criticize everything they do (Note: FAKE NEWS!) but that doesn’t mean the kids are not going to show up in school every day.

It also doesn’t mean anything you do or say is justified under the law.

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If only someone would read him his rights!

The teacher, nee the courts, are going to continue to take you to task and remind you of the rules and the kids are going to keep showing up.

You can appeal but years of precedent and written rules of the school aren’t likely to allow you to change anything. 

Meaning you won’t get your way.

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For now…

You can yell and scream and keep insisting you can do whatever you want forever and a day but it won’t alter those facts of life at all and you’ll look like a childish idiot.

That is unless you decide you to burn the entire school down and get a few people in high places to torch the entire school system, and education, along with it.

This is where democracy is in the U.S., metaphorically speaking, in case you wondered.

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Today’s oval office

Hanging on with a lot of support from the general public. Hoping that a metaphorical handful of those in power that clearly represent a minority of the country, don’t throw any more fire at the 250 year-old American experiment in an attempt to extinguish it and it’s traditions, under the direction of its sitting, and temporary as mandated by law, leader.

This week the current White House issued a commercial supporting the actions of our current and temporary POTUS (Note: With his face and images are all over it) that taxpayer dollars paid for.

This is not only precedent-breaking, but likely illegal.

In said commercial, which you can access here since I can’t bear to print it, we are told definitively by this POTUS that America “will never be a communist country” and then harangued by words shooting out onto the screen listing his supposed achievements. 

And this is all done unironically to the tune of Love Me, an r&b song by JMSN. 

Meanwhile, in real life, our sitting POTUS literally had workers on their knees rolling out a large red carpet, which he then stood on, to greet the most powerful communist leader in the world, China’s Xi Jinping.

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This is so embarassing

This guy is an authoritarian governing 1.4 billion people with an iron fist and absolutely ZERO freedom of the press.

And in the course of a few days there were dinners, presents exchanged, one-sided purple prose compliments to the man from our sitting POTUS. 

As well as a bunch of insults about our former POTUS by the sitting POTUS to the worldwide leader of the biggest and most powerful Communist Party country on the planet, which we will never be.

And who says American is not a land of opportunity?

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Just ugh

There is very little editorial in anything I just wrote.  You can look it all up on the google, or ask your favorite A.I. and check the facts with them.. it…I mean….

You will need them, and a lot of other facts, come Election Day. 

It is especially important in order to not be scammed by shameless opportunists who want to convince you that ongoing attempts to tear down a pillar of democracy like freedom of the press is a move against communism, rather than three giant steps towards it.

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Pull back that curtain!

As for Election Day:

If there is an overwhelming response to preserve democracy, a democracy will not be torn down. 

Six months ago an election in Hungary proved that by ending a 16-year rule of a political party dancing around and well into authoritarian rule.

But only because a record 80% of the electorate turned out to vote.

We can do the same if we choose to preserve our democracy and truly stop a communist-style rule in our real lives.

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VOTE!

THEY are unable to throw out and/or disenfranchise 80% of our vote.

At least for now.

Leonard Cohen – “Democracy”

Intelligence Artificial

The mere phrase artificial intelligence should be a clue that no good will come of fully opening this door. 

For what does it mean to be artificially intelligent?

Me, doing science

If we take the words as they present (which is really all we can do), it means an intelligence that is not real on its own but merely a poor man’s copy of smartness, acumen or whatever you want to call it.

It’s at best a simulation of something clever and at worst an abject lie.

Whatever it is, it’s certainly not actually superior thinking.  Its words literally tell us that.

So then, what is it?

Well, clearly it’s a fake out.  Or, as it’s better known in popular vernacular —

FAKE NEWS.

Ugh that term #ew

Donald J. Trump if what he spewed was merely a reordering of facts stolen from other sources rather than an incessant firehouse of bile-filed personal grievance posing as reality.

Though when you think about it that way, A.I.’s potential personal evolutions are a lot more frightening.

That is, if you can consider something that self-proclaims to be artificial, anything approaching a person.

Yet another issue for future U.S. Supreme Courts to debate and wrongly decide on.

My heart cannot take this

A couple of weeks ago I was watching MSNBC, which I admittedly do far too often.  It was towards the end of Joy Reid’s show, The Reid Out, and she began reporting on artificial intelligence by way of herself.

It seems that there is a viral video circulating that shows Joy being interviewed by CNN’s Anderson Cooper hawking weight loss gummies.  And when she played a 20 second clip from it there it was –

Hmmm… something’s not right here

Joy talking up these weight loss gummies in very factual, Joy-esque style to Anderson, after explaining lawyers have only recently cleared her to speak about it.  There were even before and after photos to support her personal weight loss.

If you saw this onscreen and paid as much attention to these kinds of claims as one usually does, you would swear it was real.

Except, well, it isn’t.

K bye everybody!

It’s an A.I.-generated-100%-phony use of the actual faces and voices of both news anchors.

Now, being a journalism junkie and show biz gadfly, I knew this story couldn’t be true because:

a. No MSNBC host would be allowed on CNN to sell a product and

b. Joy Reid doesn’t endorse merchandise publicly to make a buck.  That’s not what real working journalists with prime time news anchor platforms do.

It’s what people like Alex Jones and Joe Rogan do.

so…. this

But if you didn’t know better and chalked up a few words being slightly out of synch to the fact that almost every video known to man buffers or is slightly out of synch in spots on your screen of choice, you would swear this was real.

And we’re only at the start of the A.I. revolution. 

Who knows where all those pointy-headed potential Che Guevaras will strike next?

Oh wait, we do.  It’s… well… show biz!!

This this this

You might have heard there is a writers’ and actors’ strike going on and part of the issue is the future contractual regulation of the use of A.I. so actors and writers are not principally replaced by software duplicating their work and their images ad infinitum.

Recently, Disney CEO Bob Iger, being interviewed at a multimillionaire/billionaire business leader conference, called the union demands to work out a compromise for the protection of workaday creatives on A.I not realistic and very disturbing to him.

Et tu Bob I?

So it should surprise no one that the studios are now on a mass hiring spree for specialists they can employ to expand their A.I. capabilities.  This article from The Hollywood Reporter explains it far better than I can. 

But suffice it to say that Netflix, Disney, Sony and most of the other studios (Note: Amazon, Apple, WB, etc. etc.) are offering big bucks to those who can help them harness the technology that will enable them to throw off the shackles of how it’s done now and push past it all into a future where….

Well, the sky’s the limit.

Hello Hal do you read me?

And at starting salaries of anywhere from $150,000 to $900,000 per year plus perks.

Not nearly as much as the top ten Hollywood executives made in the last five year period, a list topped by the HALF A BILLION DOLLARS Warner Bros. Discovery’s head David Zaslav made.  (Note: Here’s the list.  Read it and think).

Barf

But if A.I. is going to occupy as big of a space as these guys seem determined to make room for – as witnessed by them turning a stubborn blind eye to the almost universal public roasting they are receiving for the way they are treating the creative people who enable them to make many billions of dollars each year – then there’s a hell of a lot of room to grow.  And grow.  And grow.

Gummie bears be damned.

“Crazy Little Thing Called Love” – Elvis Presley A.I.

(Note:  Elvis died two years before this song was written and released).