Apocalypse Now?

I don’t pay much attention to the current president’s tweets because:

  1. They’re usually meant to distract from something else much more important.
  2. They’re usually mind-numbingly juvenile and as an “older person” I don’t like to waste my remaining years with stupid.
  3. They’re usually an empty threat or a lie.
That’s about enough of that

But when, on Saturday, he co-opted Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now poster and dialogue to make a joke threat of invading the great American city of Chicago – a town where I went to grad school, lived in briefly in my early twenties, and formed key lasting friendships over more than four decades, he pissed me off.

Royally.

Though royalty is something he will never be no matter how much he tries to act like King George III.

Anyway, I hate to reprint him (Note: POTUS, not the Real King) but desperate times call for desperate measures when you sense danger.   So here it is.

This is real. This is our president.

Some observations:

  1. When the president of a country thinks it’s cool to declare “war” on an American city – metaphorically, in reality or both – it’s time to stop what you’re doing and pay attention. (Note: You are allowed, however, to watch the men’s U.S. Open’s Final Sunday because we don’t want to ruin EVERYTHING good).
Rooting for Mr. Handsome

2. This POTUS renamed our Department of Defense to our Department of War by executive order on Friday even though it’s not official and not legal since that power lies with Congress.  So clearly he’s signaling how he’s planning to “rule” unless he’s stopped.

3. The ad he’s “parodying” features a black-hearted but fictional U.S. lieutenant colonel during the Vietnam War who famously said, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  It was a piece of dialogue illustrating how uncaring, sadistic and morally reprehensible/insane this fictional military man was.  So when you are the actual real-life president – and put an image of YOU in place of the colonel – it means either:

a. You want to be seen as just that.

b. You are just that. 

Or

You are BOTH a. and b.  At least in your own mind.

Totally fine. No problems at all. #yikes

Whichever you or I choose to answer to any of these questions or observations it’s clear that the current occupant of the Oval Office intends to order his battalions of enforcers (Note: ICE Agents, the National Guard from a red state since blue states aren’t playing and, well other masked guys) into the streets of another blue city to round up as many people as possible – much in the style napalm rid Vietnam of Vietnamese of all ages that fictional colonel wanted to exterminate.

Will he do it? 

Won’t he do it?

How are these even questions we have to ponder??

That’s the reality show teaser promo this POTUS, a former reality TV show host and life-long bottom feeding huckster who in the last year has made $3-5 Billion in bitcoin selling virtual tchotchkes of himself, wants us to play.

Well, we’re not playing.

But we ARE paying attention.

Chicago assemble!

Because there are 2.72 million people in Chicago, many of them non-white and a lot of them immigrants, who are being threatened. They are threatened not so much by the face of the colonel inserted in the ad, but by someone with the same face acting more like a real life counterpart of the fictional Col. Kurtz that Marlon Brando played in the last third of that Coppola film classic.

And he was plain bat shit crazy.

Um… yes

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker is clearly treating the situation as such.  Over the weekend his response was short and to the point.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.  This is not a joke.  Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

Preach Gov

Tens of thousands of people across the country took to the streets in red and blue cities in the last week, enraged at the militaristic threats, mass raids rounding up innocent citizens and the stripping of rights and legal status.

The current administration is also losing court cases nationwide, most recently from the federal bench, which ruled his deployment of troops in my home state of California was illegal.

And yet the threats continue, often veiled in lame comedy, as do the lies (Note: Crime is down in Chicago and Washington, D.C. and Los Angeles).  As does the misinformation and obsequiousness of his cabinet AND his private spray of willingly sycophantic billionaires (Note: Check out Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg caught on a hot mic serving up embarrassingly servile by watching this four minute segment in its entirety) which has now reached Saturday Night Live level.

It all reeks of either a new Gilded Age or the beginning of a contemporary version of the French Revolution. 

Though many people are saying it’s beginning to sound more like Russian oligarchy or the seeds of a late 1930s-style German dictatorship.

Um.. RED ALERT HERE

Whatever it is or is not any of those, it’s worth paying attention to. 

Not because it’s now co-opted imagery and dialogue from one of our greatest American director’s work.

But because it’s more serious than the heart attack lead actor Martin Sheen had that caused Apocalypse Now to famously shut down during filming.

He recovered from that and went on to play the president of our dreams on The West Wing.

Where art thou, President Bartlet?

But will we?

Let’s do more than hope we can do the same and recast our real life leader in the next election.

One that is not only free but fair.

And take to the streets en masse if the narrative begins to more and more lean towards the apocalypse.

The Doors – “The End” (with scenes from Apocalpyse Now)

The New Pope

They named a new Pope this week and he’s from the south side of Chicago..

No, that’s not a set-up for a joke, though it might have been a few weeks ago.  

Couldn’t resist

No one expected an American pope, especially right now.  But the late Pope Francis was savvy and clever and the more you read about the behind-the-scenes machinations over who could be his successor, the harder it is not to think that he understood the world as it is today, where it was likely headed and to see him moving the deck chairs of the Titanic around accordingly. 

My thoughts, not his.  

I don’t know much about the Vatican but I’ve done some reading AND I saw Conclave.  Which makes me just as qualified to give my opinion on this as anyone.  Probably more.  

This sums it up, right?

But what else can only I say about the appointment of Robert Prevost, now known round the world as Pope Leo XIV, that’s relevant. 

…Here’s one thing:  

When you realize you are this razor-thin close in age to the newly anointed Pope it becomes undeniable you have far less time in front of you than behind you.  And it makes you a de facto lay expert.

In other words: Popes are often old men.  Which in turn means….. 

It happened

They say with age comes wisdom but I’m not so sure.  I know lots of people my age and older who are idiots, drowning themselves and those around them in willful ignorance.

I hate willful ignorance because it’s a choice.  To be ill-informed, stupid and moronic for your own personal reasons.  This means that unless you are a hermit who literally sees no one and has zero footprint in the world, your decision to remain consistently baseline idiotic on subjects too numerous to name enables countless imbecilic actions on your part (Note: And on the part of others if you have influence on friends, family or followers)  that have potentially damaging effects on the rest of us.

And sometimes even lethal.

You know the kind of people I’m talking about.  

You know, like this person

Or at least you know, well, ONE of them.  

As a non-practicing Jewish person, and one who was mostly only culturally Jewish at best, I haven’t paid much attention to popes as a whole.  Though, of course, these days, it’s impossible to NOT pay attention to anything this pervasive in the zeitgeist unless you work really, really hard at it.  

And not only don’t I like to be stupid, I’m still superficial enough to not even want to appear stupid.

Affirmations

So when a kid from the Windy City, whose vintage graduation picture reminds me of any number of classmates in my 1970s era yearbook from either high school or college or both (Note: Guess) becomes the spiritual leader of about 1.4 billion people, I can’t help but take notice.  It was like David or Andrew or Dennis or Ricky from my graduating class had suddenly and quite publicly outpaced all of the rest of us who ever aspired to make it and be noticed.

And just know when I say that I went to Queens College at the same time Jerry Seinfeld did.

Anyway, Bob (as his brother and those with whom he went to seminary school call him) came up at a time in the late 1960s and early to mid-seventies that’s quite familiar to me.  I knew this the moment I looked at his photo – the one with sideburns and before scentless hair gel, I mean product.  

Hey Bob

At that point, and in that era, we were not having stupidity at all.  We being the majority of the baby boomers of all ages in the country coming of age.  Sure, we had distractions – some pharmaceutical and others more…carnal? (Note: Okay, maybe not always the latter in some cases) but we really did see peace and love as a first step cure all cure for everything.  Not the only step but the road through which the best outcomes in the world could happen.

All these years later, actually most especially all these years later, I don’t think we were wrong.  

Nor does Bob.  I mean, Leo.  Pope Leo.  (Note: I know, at the very least, He will forgive me).

Cmon this guy seems reasonable

He’s supported immigrants and minorities, condemned the murder of George Floyd, urged people to get vaccines during the COVID pandemic and advocated for policies to care for children and the poor rather than turn our backs on them, especially the way we were doing during the first Trump administration and in the years since.  Don’t believe me?  Click here

Several months ago he even publicly corrected US Vice President J.D. Vance when Vance proclaimed there was an order of “caring” in Catholic dogma and that the list began with “yourself” and “your family” before all others.  To that, the then Cardinal Prevost, and now Pope Leo XIV, proclaimed on Twitter: 

JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn’t ask us to rank our love for others  

Preach Bobby

And alongside it he posted a link to an opinion piece in the National Catholic Reporter, a liberal leaning publication, backing up that view with religious doctrine. 

Translation from another baby boomer this razor thin close in age to him:  

Oh, it’s on.  

Go off Pontiff!

Because as he and I and so many of our contemporaries in school learned in our formatives years directly from Dr. Martin Luther King: 

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.”

Especially when we find ourselves promoted into a position of power to help make that happen.

The Byrds – “Turn! Turn! Turn!”