The Truth About the Oscars

At their best, movies either reflect the truth about our lives or provide an escape from our lives. 

Both are necessary and, together, for me, they reflect the yin and yang of my sanity.

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And not just Shane and Ilya

But right now I’m doing a lot more yanging than I am yinging.

Meaning the push and pull between what’s real (Note: The yang) and fake (Note: The ying), aka which of those worlds I want to play in at any given moment, has become head-spinning at best.

The Oscar nominations were announced this week, an event I look forward to every year because it brings me back to a time of childhood innocence; when I thought winning would solve everything for me and I, in turn, would help solve the problems of the world.

And no, I’m not kidding.

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Help me Bill Pullman’s son — you’re my only hope

But they were upstaged by the continued crumbling of actual American freedoms on the streets of Minneapolis, supercharged to a head when masked ICE officers tackled and murdered a 37-year-old ICU nurse as he was trying to help a young woman they had knocked to the ground and pepper-sprayed.

Once the “supercharging” happened, a mere 24-hours after Sinners became the most Oscar-nominated film in Academy Awards history – well, I don’t know about you, but for me, it’s been hard to focus. 

Minneapolis
All ghouls

What to do —

Say the name of Alex Pretti over and over again and show and tell his story to anyone who will listen because, in my mind, unless we do at least that we will all be next?

Or –

Take some much-needed me time to discuss not only why there are now TEN best picture nominees instead of five (Note: Like day camp, everyone gets a participation trophy?), but how the hell F1 got on that list.

This is not to say that focusing on this year’s Oscar nominees is not reflective of the world at large and the various hot button issues faced in the U.S. in particular.

The two leading contenders alone are so timely they’re literally less than half a step away from prescient.

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Not letting the bastards win

Sinners is a brilliantly evocative dissection of white American vampirism  (Note: Both literally and figuratively) in one Jim Crow South community that was wrought so originally, disturbingly and even musically by writer-director Ryan Coogler that its crossed over into mainstream blockbuster status and will soon have earned over $400 million worldwide.

And Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another, a black comedy, thriller, father-daughter story of a corrupt military hunting down Americans they don’t deem American enough, starting with brown-skinned immigrants and liberals, could literally be evidence that PTA has a crystal ball somewhere were it not partially based on Thomas Pynchon’s 1990 novel Vineland.

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Soon to be Oscar winner and part time psychic PTA

That book explored what happens to a small California town still steeped in freedom-loving 1960s counterculture during the anything but, and ultra-conservative, Reagan era of the 1980s.

Talk about art imitating life, life imitating art and the never-ending ouroboros of it all.

The sad truth of the matter is that like the 1960s Vietnam era, the government is still massaging the truth for the masses and asking us to believe that protesting governmental violence in the streets is a crime punishable by death (Note: I was a kid when Kent State happened but I still remember that Time Magazine cover of innocent college students being gunned down by a trigger-happy American military fed up with the audacity of those choosing to protest, or even be in the vicinity of one.

I would say never forget, but we forgot

What’s different now is that unlike that time, when we had to depend on a handful of intrepid still photographers or news cameras, anyone can record the goings-from every angle by merely pushing a button on their cell phone.  (Note: And do).

So instead of arguing the nuances of fact, the powers-that-be deny the reality of millions of pixels courtesy of thousands of Apple devices and tell us Alex Pretti was brandishing his hand gun when it’s clear as Reagan’s dye job that he was holding his iPhone up with one hand and gallantly using the other to help a woman in distress.

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It’s very this

Though if you’ve ever spent any time around ICU nurses, as I have in the last ten years, you’d know they’d pretty much help anyone.  Especially Alex, who spent many hundreds of hours at a Minneapolis V.A. hospital prolonging the lives of military men, not shooting them.

Lying, of course, is not limited to government men like Greg Bovino, our current U.S. Customs and Border Chief, who came out and gave a press conference before Alex Pretti’s body was cold, unequivocally stating Alex “..was brandishing a gun and planned to massacre law enforcement..” despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.

Many, many decades ago it was Pablo Picasso who also let the cat out of the bag about all of us creative types, big and small, when he famously proclaimed:

Art is the lie that tells the truth.

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Look no further than his famous Guernica

Still, the very nature of the arts is that we make stuff in order to make people think, or give them relief from thinking too much.  We proudly tell you it’s a fictional interpretation of the truth so you can admire, or even loathe us, even more (Note: if that’s possible).

What we don’t do is make up a lie about the actual truth and then claim it is what literally happened. We’d never disrespect our audience that much.

Or, well, most of us wouldn’t.

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And if you do, watch out for Dakota Johnson

Because I can argue Sinners’ 16 Oscar nominations is not really an entirely true record, as the Academy of Motion Picture ARTS and Sciences so publicly claims.

All Above Eve (1950) the previous record-holder at 14 noms, along with Titanic (1977) and La La Land (2016), was released in an era where there was NO CATEGORY for either makeup and hairstyling  OR casting.

Now are you doing to tell me that Margo Channing’s hair and makeup and the casting of a young, unknown Marilyn Monroe practically stealing a scene from Bette Davis and the rest of the cast, would not be enough to land that film TWO more nominations in those categories?

All About Eve | Plot, Cast, Awards, & Facts | Britannica
… and it would have won both

I didn’t think so.

And that would at least make it a tie, at 16-16.

As A.I. emerges, with the power of our new MAGA tolerant/supporting Tech Oligarch class, my fear is that pretty soon we won’t be able to distinguish the subtle gray areas of issues far more important.

That The Lie will be The Art and it will Tell Everything… But the Truth.

And the majority of us will be onboard with it simply to survive.

Huntr/x – “Golden” (from KPop Demon Hunters)

Hollywood from the Couch

I spent part of this weekend binge-watching the first three episodes of the new, gay-themed Canadian sports romance series, Heated Rivalry, on HBO despite being told the death of the movies was upon us.

Once again.

In any other era this would be sacrilegious for a movie lover.

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Allow me to explain

The funereal panic was related to the announcement that Netflix was buying Warner Bros. Discovery for the incomprehensible price (NOTE: To me, anyway.  I’m still smarting over $10 eggs) of $82.7 billion. A pending deal that, according to the N.Y. Times, could redefine Hollywood and the broader media landscape.

I have no doubt the above is true since Hollywood and media has been consistently redefining itself every couple of years since I first became professionally involved with it in the late 1970s.

Yes, I have all the career, financial and personal battle scars to prove it.  And one night, over cocktails, I’ll tell you all about if you so desire.  

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Maybe some snowy night by the fire…

But more to the point, I have all the iterations of media and my own work to prove it.

Unopened boxes in my closet that contain VHS recordings of rare movies taped from network TV, cassette and eight tracks of movie soundtracks (Note: And more than a few vinyl records), a neatly tied bundle of laser discs (Note: A very short but very cool tech period, in my humble opinion), many drawers of CD movie themes/songs I bought or were sent to me from studios during awards seasons or for promotional purposes, and several walls full of DVDs my husband and I love having on hand even though three quarters of them are available on streaming services.

Add to that hundreds of original screenplays, pilots and treatments (Note: Several dozens of them my own) of very good work that was never made because they weren’t big enough, commercial enough, contemporary enough, relatable enough, young enough or just plain enough enough for the theatrical film market as it stood at the time.

Speaking for those projects that I DID NOT write, since no one can be objective about their own work, I promise you that determination is and was BULLSH-T since all of them could have been enough if given the chance.

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Ya got that right

But, of course, it depends on what you mean by enough.  My definition is a film, or potential film or film element, that is entertaining or meaningful or satisfying to  group of people other than your friends and relatives. 

The theatrical deciders’ definition is a piece of material that will make them unlimited scads of money for the smallest amount of risk despite the tried and true adage, Nothing ventured, Nothing gained.

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Main priority

Meaning, screenwriter William Goldman’s summation of the movie business and all its marketplace gatekeepers in his seminal 1983 memoir Adventures in the Screen Trade still, and perennially, applies:

NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING.

What especially no one knows anymore is what a movie is by 2025 and beyond standards and how it should or will be consumed. (Note:  Consumed?  What a horrible but applicable choice of words, as if we’re eating soylent green, though in a sense we are).

The chief complaint about Netflix and other streaming platforms is that their mere existence spells the death knell of the movie business, and the fact that it’s gobbling up one of what remains of a handful of big Hollywood studios ushers in the end of “movies.”

Well the view from my office would certainly change

After all, what incentive does Netflix have for people to watch a film outside of their homes, in a theatre (aka, the definition of a “real” movie)?

About as much as David Zaslav, a former cable/streaming exec who was put in charge of theatrical when he was made CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery in 2022 cares about it. 

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His company portrait

Though probably more, since one of Zaslav’s first acts when put in charge was a cost-cutting measure that would’ve ended the one cable channel most beloved by movie lovers, TCM (Turner Classic Movies), as we know it, until filmmakers Paul Thomas Anderson and Martin Scorsese and others stepped in to exert a little… ahem… pressure.

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Bless you, Marty

This while Netflix stepped up and made movies and deals with some of the top directors in the movie business, including Martin Scorsese (The Irishman), Guillermo del Toro (Frankenstein), Rian Johnson (Knives Out II and III) and Greta Gerwig (the upcoming Chronicles of Narnia) and her husband Noah Baumbach (the just-released George Clooney starrer, Jay Kelly). 

All of these films have had or will have theatrical runs of various lengths and all the work of these and most other filmmakers will likely continue to do so.

Are they or will they be as long as they used to be?  Well, um, no.

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I mean… I think I could be OK with that

But to all of the movie consumers out there – nerds, intellectuals, horror fanatics, foreign film fans, the super-hero obsessed or rom-com fanatics – how many times have you uttered these four words in the last number of years:

Is it streaming yet?

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Guilty!

It is worth noting the film most likely to win this year’s best picture Oscar and, for my money, the best film of 2025, Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another, was a Warner Bros. release that played a mere eight weeks before being available to rent or buy on streamers. 

This is not very long at all by traditional standards. And will undoubtedly vary depending on how much demand there is to see a film and how much money can be made on them.

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… and there he goes

I used to marvel when my parents recounted to me there was a time that they huddled around the RADIO to listen to original serialized storytelling.  The same way I did to my husband a few years ago when I suddenly realized true crime podcasts were becoming the new commercial “thing,” making something very recognizably radio popular again.

Do I long for the old days of movies?

Not so much.

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I’m with Margo

What I long for instead are the days of more good and great movies and less pure commercial garbage for the mythical lowest common denominator, non-thinking international, four quadrant audience.

And on that subject, I’d put more faith in Netflix than in the guy who treated Dr. Pimple Popper and 90 Day Fiancé with the same reverence as a Scorsese or Nolan film when he first listed them on HBO Max.

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Nuff said

Not that there is anything wrong with any film or TV show of any kind. Including the steamy Heated Rivalry, which I have every intention of watching in between this year’s Oscar movies – at the theatre and at home.

On my couch. 

Doom scrolling.

The Beach Boys – “In My Room”