What do you say about someone – or something – on its 245th birthday? I’ve been stumped other than to say –
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!
Which begs the question: what do you get a 245 year-old? Though it seems to me we actually gave the United States its birthday gift months ago by voting out #45 and installing as #46 someone who none other than Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) once called as good a man as God ever created.
That would be Joe Biden.
I, for one, don’t go in for the God stuff as it relates to human beings, or actually anything at all. Still, it seems like a universally appropriate compliment. Joe’s the kind of guy no one can truly bring themselves to hate or proclaim as evil, or even bad.
The best they can do is label him slow or incompetent or a puppet that is controlled by a vast left wing conspiracy of gays and Jews (Note: That’s ME!) with space lasers and indoctrination pamphlets.
Or they might say he’s at the mercy of gaggles of black and brown people bent on erasing white culture and bankrupting the country with endless financial reparations based on critical race theory.
But personally evil or bad – nah!
Considering these times vs. #45’s times, that’s one HUGE step towards reuniting these United States. And as we’ve heard Joe say so often by now – there is nothing this country can’t accomplish when we do it together and that it’s never a good bet to bet against the United States.
LET’S HEAR IT FOR JOE!!!!
Well, I’m cheering, anyway.
In less than six months he’s taken a country closed down and paralyzed by a worldwide pandemic to a place where almost 70% of the population will soon be vaccinated (Note: Probably in the next few weeks). Cities have opened up, millions of jobs have been added since he’s taken office AND he signed a $1.9 trillion economic aid package into law in March that has rushed money out the door to the citizens who need it most.
What’s been the principle criticism on all of this from his opposition? Well, it’s that all those extended unemployment benefits are discouraging people from returning to work.
I don’t know about any of you, but NO ONE I know is dying to get back into an office, with or without masks, and it has nothing to do with laziness or unemployment checks.
It’s actually more like they don’t want to get sick and perhaps actually die (Note: Delta Variant, fear of the unmasked if you’re medically vulnerable) or they can’t get the child care of elder care they need to take care of those in their family that they’ve been taking care of.
Still, let’s not make this political, tempting as it is to do so on this Fourth of July in particular.
Instead, let’s consider that our 245-year history is rooted in our disagreements – political, judicial, social and way too many more to mention.
On the downside this week – Cosby’s out of jail on a technicality and the US Supreme Court says it’s okay to repeal voting rights in states with laws where the historically disenfranchised in mostly non-white areas face additional obstacles to vote.
On the other hand, at least some (and one in particular) racist cops AND Capitol Hill cop killers are getting convicted of serious crimes. Not to mention, even large-scale crime rings masquerading as hospitality businesses run by former presidents and their family members and enablers are being chased down and tried for grand larceny and likely worse.
In addition to that, my congressman, Adam Schiff (D-CA), and a Republican politician whose name I could never imagine uttering out loud without wanting to vomit… Liz Cheney (WY-R) are teaming up with a bunch of others to get to the bottom of the January 6th 2021 insurrection.
You might not be optimistic but I will remind you that people scoffed back in 1980 when Barbra Streisand and the Bee Gees’ Barry Gibb teamed up to do her Guilty album. Yet it is still her biggest selling album internationally out of the near SEVENTY she has released to this day and netted them a Grammy AND a string of Billboard hit singles.
So suck on that awhile, America!!
Of course, I josh, but only slightly. Because in America it is the unlikeliest of pairings and the unlikeliest of people that have led us out of the dark times into brighter days.
On the other hand, it is also the likeliest of people that we knew would lead us straight down into hell that did so, and then often down further into a rabbit hole of what felt like certain and eternal Armageddon.
Or so it seemed at the time.
As we writers know, these are the consistent narrative choices that await us every time we sit down to face the blank, or partially filled page. Dark vs. light, surefire damnation vs. as good of a man (or woman) that God ever created.
What was it Martin Luther King, Jr. once said?
The arc of the moral universe is long…but it bends towards justice….
In our 246th year, let’s hope so.