The Dreaded Third Act

I decided this week that we have not reached the third act of Donald Trump but, rather, America’s third act with or without…HIM.  After all, it’s ultimately all of US who are the main character in this tawdry story and whose fates hang in the balance.  We’ve got the most at stake and we’re the downtrodden potential hero any reasonable audience will be rooting for.

So….I decided to consult an expert.   

Time for research!

Screen and television writer-producer Tony McNamara (Poor Things, The Great) recently wrote a piece for the L.A. Times where he likened the writer’s experience of writing a screenplay, especially its third act, to the three-act structure journey we usually send our main character (Note: They used to call them heroes in the old days, but Donald has forever ruined that) on in our movies. 

And since McNamara used his experience writing the crazy, bold and currently Oscar-nominated adapted screenplay for Poor Things, a film that under most circumstances would never get made, much less released, by a major Hollywood studio (Note: Nor certainly in a country ruled by an aspiring dictator) as a metaphor, I figured what he had to say was noteworthy.

Ready for it!

Here’s how he sees it:

The first act is the writers’ setup and then acceptance and commitment to take on the daunting task of telling – and actually agreeing to write – the story. 

In McNamara’s case this was particularly daunting since Poor Things was based on a Scottish novel and he had never adapted a screenplay from a book, much less one set in Victorian London, that was both “a gothic comedy fantasy and a philosophical satire about shame” centered on a woman (Bella Baxter) who is “reanimated to life when her own baby’s brain is put into her head.”

This may explain why she is always looking surprised

Nevertheless, we screenwriters tend to be nothing else if not game, much in the way many of we Americans used to be in our not-so-distant pasts. (Note: See the 1960s and/or 1970s for examples).

The second act, according to McNamara, is the actual writing process – meaning facing all the obstacles, challenges and conflicts set up along the way for our characters during the process of writing them, and solving them cleverly, dramatically and even with some outrageous humor.

No need to go into details of what he had to do with his screenplay here, except to say that, like most history, Bella’s narrative in the novel was told, and thus controlled, by the men in her life.  It was their version of her story with them, taking place in their world. 

You know… like him

So the decision was made that the movie “story” would instead focus on Bella’s journey of growth and discovery, as well as the failure of traditional society (e.g. men) to control her.  It took the whole project in a new and exciting direction, moving McNamara quickly through much of the scenes he had planned up to that familiar moment in almost every movie, and in many a writers’ nightmare, when a hero/heroine/society’s dream turns to crap and they, and their writer, are faced with –

The dreaded third act. 

noooooo

That point where the writer, and the movie, must pick up their main character (Note: Or even country, if it aspires to be heroic) out of the gutter, figure out a believable solution to the problem at hand, and then come up with a plan of action which will lead to a solution that will resolve the story in a true, believable and somewhat satisfying (though not necessarily happy for everyone) way worthy of said character, its people, and the audience (Note: Or citizenry) living and/or viewing it.

What this meant for the third act of Poor Things can be viewed onscreen (Note: No Spoilers here!) and through the accolades and mostly positive attention it has received from filmgoers and critics since its debut at the Venice Film Festival in the fall of 2023.

But know that it wasn’t easy getting there. 

Writers brain

McNamara recalls that at that structural point in his and his film’s journey he was panicked, convinced everything he had planned would happen could now never work, and found himself unable to come up with any solutions. 

At All. 

Nothing.  Nada. 

Except sheer panic.

Eventually, and after much thought about, well, A LOT of things, this prompted him to send an email to the director with the words:

It’s too hard.  We tried.  Let’s never speak of this again.

I quit

And a promise to return all the money he was paid to face, what seemed at the time, an impossible task – yet one that with more time, thought and renewed focus would turn out to be anything but.

Most of the writers I know, myself included, have either lived or lives in fear of the moment McNamara experienced as his third act loomed.  Of course, It doesn’t always happen in that spot. 

For me it’s usually later on, midway through the second draft, where I suddenly begin to hyperventilate, what have I done?, out loud to myself as I slowly begin to realize the whole thing is falling apart. 

OK I haven’t taken it this far… yet

For others it happens at the beginning, when they have to start, or have started, to their dissatisfaction.  Still others have their moment near or at the conclusion, sure every bit of it will not work and that it will mark a real ending for them personally, one they had never anticipated and certainly never intended.

Often it takes the form of a voice that says:

There is NO recovery from this for me. The end is near and there is nothing to be done about it but pack it in, submit to the looming defeat that is about to come and hide in shame until it passes.  Maybe you try to live on, but likely you won’t, certainly not in the way that you have been.

Making a swift exit helps

Well, I can’t help but feel that many voters in America are in a similar panic mode as they face the current end of act two low point of the Trump Era and contemplate his very well-publicized, gasping grab at a victorious third act…For Himself.

So we need to ask ourselves this:

Whose game are we playing?  His?  Or ours?  Whose narrative is this?  Who is the star of this movie – US, or Him?  (Note: Ironically, when asked about films he likes he rejects anything contemporary and often cites Sunset Boulevard (A former star who lives in the past and is going stark raving mad) or Citizen Kane (A bitter mogul whose life ends with him moaning for a toy that gave him one single fleeting moment of childhood happiness he was doomed to never experience again in his adult life).

Today at Mar-a-lago

Hey, I like them too.  But think about it.

Also, think about this. 

There are many other tough, smart Black women willing to follow in NY Attorney General Letitia James’ and Atlanta DA Fani Willis’ footsteps into the white hot national spotlight of scrutiny in order to slay the MAGA dragon and save the country, and in turn, democracy.

But they can’t do it alone. Nor should they have to.

Let’s do this

The least the rest of us can do is stop whining about Trump and wringing our hands over Joe Biden’s age and start publicly opposing the MAGA agenda at every single chance we get – verbally, financially and at the ballot box.

We need to write our own Third Act before the Orange Menace does it for us and determines our Final Solution.

Poor Things dancing scene

Commercialism

Super Bowl Sunday means a lot to a lot of people.   Especially the American people. 

We can opine on why football has managed to supplant baseball as our national pastime or discuss how one single game of the sport has become a cultural and television phenomenon across the country, often far outdistancing the single day viewership of anything else on television – or anywhere.

But the result will be the same.

It is and it does.

I get it

And I say this as a boy who was weaned on and obsessed with a different sporting event that, at the time, was THE other big, dependable cultural and ratings touchstone – the Oscars.

Yeah, if you’re over 50 and, um, artistic, you’ll know what I mean. 

Ah, yes, we know.

And if you’re Gen X or under you are now rolling your eyes.

Or continuing to roll them even faster because you don’t watch anything on “TV” anymore.

Nevertheless,  just know the 9-year-old inside me still distinctly remembers the thrill of Julie Andrews’ 1965 best actress Oscar win for Mary Poppins and totally missed Vince Lombardi’s Green Bay Packers’ 23-12 Super Bowl victory over the Cleveland Browns that year (Note: I googled it) AS WELL AS Cleveland running back Jim Brown being awarded NFL’s MVP award for his performance in that game (Note: Googled that one, too).

I could even tell you who presented Julie with her Academy Award and what she wore that evening WITHOUT googling it but that would be overkill.

Sidney Poitier and a long gown, gloves and a huge sparkling necklace

Such is the case with the details of yearly cultural phenomenons so many of us look forward to and become obsessed with over our lifetimes.

The Oscars grew from honoring mere movie excellence to watching the unfolding of a series of American success stories that also encompassed fashion, fame, glamour and lots and lots of money.

The Super Bowl began as a way to determine the top dog in football and also grew to symbolize American excellence, as well as its own kind of fame, glamour and, yes, fashion, as well as many, many, MANY bucket loads of money for the lucky few who emerged as the victors.

This jacket, from a few weeks ago, is a perfect example

I mean even me, an absolute non-football watcher, has turned into a person that almost every year manages to catch some small portion of the… show.

Notice I didn’t say game because for some of us fans it’s not about the game at all.  

It’s about the spectacle of people falling over themselves in obsession over that year’s player de jour (Note:  GO, TRAVIS! WHERE’S TAYLOR?  IF YOU WIN, ARE YOU PROPOSING??)

If you can’t love this, your heart is made of stone

It’s about the reveal of the potentially kick-ass or ass-wipe half time show (Note: Usher?  Well, that one can go either way, though I’ve already placed MY bet).

And perhaps most importantly, it’s about…THE COMMERCIALS.

No, not about how commercial the winning movie or team is or will be, but the actual COMMERCIALS.

I love TV

Who doesn’t remember football’s beer-promoting Clydesdale horses, Betty White getting energized by a Snickers bar or, even if you weren’t there and had to google it (or did so after you were told about it),  Apple’s famous, as well as ominous, 1984 tease of its very FIRST Macintosh computer?

When you think about it, this is both fascinating and strange.  Strange because if you put the 32 franchises of the NFL together, their monetary worth has been estimated in excess of $10 Billion dollars.  For that amount of money, you’d think the actual game, or its result, would be THE single THING.

Not so much, Chairy

But nothing is that simple anymore.  Not the Oscars.  And most certainly not the Super Bowl.  Which is what makes it fascinating.

This is not to take anything away from the millions of fans who primarily only care about whether the Kansas City Chiefs or the San Francisco 49ers will emerge victorious by the end of Super Bowl 2024. (Note: I actually didn’t HAVE to google who was playing, which shows just how much I and football have evolved).

It is only to proclaim that like most everything else in the pop culture landscape, it is not only the elite talent on display in our little version of contemporary Roman Coliseum-esque competition and competitors. 

It is about how much else we look forward to consuming (Note: And will eventually devour) on this particular day, in addition to the fantasy of fame, fortune, money and a ring.

And bonus cute snacks!!

It is about who or what can tempt us with the best ads for insurance (Note: This year it’s hands down State Farm and Arnold Schwarzenegger), take-out food (Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer are the big winners for Uber Eats) or mobile phone providers (Note: A celebrity packed group of pitch people led by Bradley Cooper and his Mom, the two lead guys from Suits, Laura Dern and Common take the prize for T Mobile).

Of course, none of them will be working as hard as the players on the field but they sure will be paid well, and in some cases, better.

Sports movies!

But only because a ton of sophisticated research has shown WE are tuning in for A LOT more than the results of this one game.

Which is to say, in many ways, our fantasies have been granted.  WE have BECOME the game.

And VERY big game we are.

(Note:  Okay, if you are among the handful of folks left who MUST see the commercials before, or without, watching the game, here are a few links:

Super Bowl 2024 ads, part 1

Super Bowl 2024 ads, part 2

Taylor Swift – “…Ready for It?”