Commercialism

Super Bowl Sunday means a lot to a lot of people.   Especially the American people. 

We can opine on why football has managed to supplant baseball as our national pastime or discuss how one single game of the sport has become a cultural and television phenomenon across the country, often far outdistancing the single day viewership of anything else on television – or anywhere.

But the result will be the same.

It is and it does.

I get it

And I say this as a boy who was weaned on and obsessed with a different sporting event that, at the time, was THE other big, dependable cultural and ratings touchstone – the Oscars.

Yeah, if you’re over 50 and, um, artistic, you’ll know what I mean. 

Ah, yes, we know.

And if you’re Gen X or under you are now rolling your eyes.

Or continuing to roll them even faster because you don’t watch anything on “TV” anymore.

Nevertheless,  just know the 9-year-old inside me still distinctly remembers the thrill of Julie Andrews’ 1965 best actress Oscar win for Mary Poppins and totally missed Vince Lombardi’s Green Bay Packers’ 23-12 Super Bowl victory over the Cleveland Browns that year (Note: I googled it) AS WELL AS Cleveland running back Jim Brown being awarded NFL’s MVP award for his performance in that game (Note: Googled that one, too).

I could even tell you who presented Julie with her Academy Award and what she wore that evening WITHOUT googling it but that would be overkill.

Sidney Poitier and a long gown, gloves and a huge sparkling necklace

Such is the case with the details of yearly cultural phenomenons so many of us look forward to and become obsessed with over our lifetimes.

The Oscars grew from honoring mere movie excellence to watching the unfolding of a series of American success stories that also encompassed fashion, fame, glamour and lots and lots of money.

The Super Bowl began as a way to determine the top dog in football and also grew to symbolize American excellence, as well as its own kind of fame, glamour and, yes, fashion, as well as many, many, MANY bucket loads of money for the lucky few who emerged as the victors.

This jacket, from a few weeks ago, is a perfect example

I mean even me, an absolute non-football watcher, has turned into a person that almost every year manages to catch some small portion of the… show.

Notice I didn’t say game because for some of us fans it’s not about the game at all.  

It’s about the spectacle of people falling over themselves in obsession over that year’s player de jour (Note:  GO, TRAVIS! WHERE’S TAYLOR?  IF YOU WIN, ARE YOU PROPOSING??)

If you can’t love this, your heart is made of stone

It’s about the reveal of the potentially kick-ass or ass-wipe half time show (Note: Usher?  Well, that one can go either way, though I’ve already placed MY bet).

And perhaps most importantly, it’s about…THE COMMERCIALS.

No, not about how commercial the winning movie or team is or will be, but the actual COMMERCIALS.

I love TV

Who doesn’t remember football’s beer-promoting Clydesdale horses, Betty White getting energized by a Snickers bar or, even if you weren’t there and had to google it (or did so after you were told about it),  Apple’s famous, as well as ominous, 1984 tease of its very FIRST Macintosh computer?

When you think about it, this is both fascinating and strange.  Strange because if you put the 32 franchises of the NFL together, their monetary worth has been estimated in excess of $10 Billion dollars.  For that amount of money, you’d think the actual game, or its result, would be THE single THING.

Not so much, Chairy

But nothing is that simple anymore.  Not the Oscars.  And most certainly not the Super Bowl.  Which is what makes it fascinating.

This is not to take anything away from the millions of fans who primarily only care about whether the Kansas City Chiefs or the San Francisco 49ers will emerge victorious by the end of Super Bowl 2024. (Note: I actually didn’t HAVE to google who was playing, which shows just how much I and football have evolved).

It is only to proclaim that like most everything else in the pop culture landscape, it is not only the elite talent on display in our little version of contemporary Roman Coliseum-esque competition and competitors. 

It is about how much else we look forward to consuming (Note: And will eventually devour) on this particular day, in addition to the fantasy of fame, fortune, money and a ring.

And bonus cute snacks!!

It is about who or what can tempt us with the best ads for insurance (Note: This year it’s hands down State Farm and Arnold Schwarzenegger), take-out food (Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer are the big winners for Uber Eats) or mobile phone providers (Note: A celebrity packed group of pitch people led by Bradley Cooper and his Mom, the two lead guys from Suits, Laura Dern and Common take the prize for T Mobile).

Of course, none of them will be working as hard as the players on the field but they sure will be paid well, and in some cases, better.

Sports movies!

But only because a ton of sophisticated research has shown WE are tuning in for A LOT more than the results of this one game.

Which is to say, in many ways, our fantasies have been granted.  WE have BECOME the game.

And VERY big game we are.

(Note:  Okay, if you are among the handful of folks left who MUST see the commercials before, or without, watching the game, here are a few links:

Super Bowl 2024 ads, part 1

Super Bowl 2024 ads, part 2

Taylor Swift – “…Ready for It?”

Notes on 2023

At this point, it’s probably better to look forward than back. 

And I write this after a lifetime of believing that there is some benefit to understanding the past in order to move forward in the present.

Stay with me here…

But just because it’s probably better doesn’t mean we can’t briefly reflect on 2023.  After all, I’ve also spent a lifetime doing things mostly the hard way and its mostly worked for me.

So why stop now?

Oh, 2023.

here we go!

I so wanted to do a best of and worst person list.  The former would have included all sorts of movies, TV shows and music that many of you would have agreed with and some might have found… lacking.

As for the worst person of 2023 – well, isn’t it reassuring to know we can still ALL agree on some things?

F-CK HIM and the diapers he rode in on this year and next.

Burn baby burn

Breathe in all that fresh air now that, at least here, he’s no longer part of the equation.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

There were worse years than 2023 but there were also better ones.  After all, how bad can it be when the polar opposite of films – Oppenheimer and Barbie – together grossed more than $2.3 BILLION dollars worldwide and are credited with temporarily “saving” the theatrical movie business?

All hails these queens!

More importantly, since at this point, I’m happy not to mix it up with phone scrolling strangers without masks sitting next to me – Barbenheimer showed us that polar opposites can play nicely with each other, share the stage and produce a great result for everyone.

Perhaps we can learn from it?

Or not.

We can all watch the world burn!

Hi Zazzzzzz. 

Hi MAGA. 

Hi moron who cut in front of me in traffic last week but wound up behind a bus that allowed me to amble far past them thanks to the green light up ahead the bus ignored.

heh, heh, heh.

See, for better or worse we humans will always rise and fall on our best and worst instincts.

Meaning, who in the media predicted early on that many months of union strikes by the Writers Guild of America, the United Auto Workers and the Screen Actors Guild would net previously unheard-of gains in salary, plant re-openings, residuals and, at least, begin to address the unregulated use of AI?

It’s far from perfect but it’s a tribute to, as they say, the will of the people.

For-ever-ever

As is the bloody war in Ukraine.

As for the Hamas invasion of Israel and Israel’s invasion of Gaza, that’s a f-n mess.

Just when one hand of humanity gets it right the other becomes hopelessly entangled in all sorts of sh-t.

Even though I don’t listen much to Taylor Swift music, if at all, I can’t say I’m not thrilled her 2023 tour grossed in excess of $1 billion, she and the affable, well-dressed football star Travis Kelce seem deliciously happy together and that she gives a lot of time and energy to her devoted fans as well as millions of dollars and social media promotion to humanistic political causes and the politicians that support them.

Chairy is a stan!!!

And no, I’m not entirely trolling for readers by stating this. 

In fact, I have plans with a friend to watch her concert movie next week.

We might even order BRACELETS!!!!

This will take nothing away from my love of Maestro and the Leonard Bernstein/Bradley Cooper/Carey Mulligan story.  It will only prove that, like Barbenheimer, I can appreciate two polar opposites simultaneously.

Like everyone else, I had challenges this year.  My Dad died early in 2023 (Note: He was 94 years old, lived his like exactly the way he wanted and at the end of the day seemed really happy).  I also finally got Covid in mid-September and am still feeling some incredibly annoying, lingering side effects from the virus that can’t seem to learn the age-old show business lesson of ceding the stage.

Though which of us can?

Time to go!

Nevertheless, I have a great spouse, excellent friends and I don’t look half bad for a guy who last month was offered an unsolicited senior citizen discount by some checker at the market.

I won’t forget it

Yes, I took it.  But still……I was wearing a baseball hat, stylish glasses and slimming workout clothes!

At the end of the day all of this is beside the point because I often judge the year, and the state of our world, by the subjects of the original screenplays and TV pilots my students are writing about during the semester.

This fall all I got were dystopic, apocalyptic, cynical, murderous and horrific worlds.  There was one bittersweet love story but you couldn’t quite call it happy.

What there was not was a SINGLE out-and-out comedy.

send help!

This, more than anything, tells me too few of us are doing enough laughing and experiencing the bare minimum of joy.

My hope in the coming year for all of them, and all of us, is to acknowledge and embrace the idea that humor is an important tool in survival, and in life.

Barbenheimer, you know.

“Closer to Fine – Brandi Carlile and Catherine Carlile (from Barbie soundtrack)