Nuclear Jinx

I had so wanted to be frivolous here this week and then Saturday night happened. 

Oh, what the hell.  Here’s Jinkx Monsoon, Broadway star and former winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race, doing one of the most entertaining impressions I’ve ever seen of…

Oh, just watch it.

Okay, fine. 

NOW, let’s bring down the room.

Four guys you’d never want your daughter, son, sister or brother to date stood in the halls of the White House on the evening of June 21st, 2025 and told us we just launched a bunch of mega-bombs on a Middle Eastern country of 90 million people in order to prevent said country from putting together some sort of nuclear material into some sort of weapon that said country was supposedly weeks, months or years away from…. creating… enriching… launching?…. obtaining?

None of us seems to quite know.   

“Weapons of Mass Destruction” anyone?

Perhaps POTUS does, but he’s not saying.   Exactly.  Or pretty much any other way.

As for the three other guys behind him – J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth (Note: If this was the track, they’re be an entry – aka three horses owned by the same stable –  1 a, b and c)  – they remained suited up and silent in navy suits behind the boss, who was center stage in the blue jewel-toned number.

I mean, they might tell us more by the time you read this.  Perhaps in a scheduled press conferences on June 22 or on June 23 in a top secret security briefing to our representatives in Congress.  Who are supposed to know this stuff ahead of time and vote before the U.S. launches bombs into another country and ostensibly starts a war.

Of course, that didn’t happen.

Totally normal stuff here, right?

 And at no point last night was the word war mentioned in their four minute “presentation.”

So I guess that means we’re…. not in a war… with Iran?

Or are we?

I don’t even know what now

I mean when George W. Bush and Dick Cheney took us into the Iraq War twenty plus years ago, at least there was a vote.  And evidence, as specious and/or made up as it was.  They even called it an actual WAR and gave it a name – Operation Iraqi Freedom.  (Note: Yes, we eventually saw what they did there).  But this time there was no vote, no evidence – false or otherwise –  and nary a peep to any members in the Senate or the House of Representatives.

Just the Four Horsemen of the Christian Right telling us they did this thing that wasn’t a war.  Just a lot of… and I quote:

Great American patriots who flew those magnificent machines tonight…. and no military in the world could’ve done what we did…. Not even close… There’s never been a military that could do what just took place.

In case you were wondering.

Grammar matters

FYI, the magnificent machines were B-2 bombers and what they dropped were 30,000 pound bunker busters (MOBs) that bore straight into the ground to presumably blow up nuclear material thousands of feet below thousands of feet of concrete.  What happens to the remains of that nuclear material, and what the destruction caused by bombs weighing hundreds of thousands of pounds will be, is anyone’s guess.  But presumably, like always, it’s all in the name of “peace.”

Seriously, what could go wrong?

And while you’re contemplating that, here’s Jinkx telling a dirty celebrity story.

Now remember that the man leading us into this war – or whatever he claims it is – is the same person who took over the Kennedy Center a few months ago because a handful of times, among its hundreds of thousands of evenings of entertainment, it served as a venue host for drag shows.  This same person also runs a federal government whose national suicide hotline will no longer refer trans or gay kids to the LGBTQ+ hotline specifically for them, run by The Trevor Project.  That’s an actual truth bomb that just happened that you can read about here. 

Jinkx Monsoon and her kind, be damned.

Totally fine!!

Meanwhile, stay safe. 

As for those of us in Los Angeles, luckily we now have an extra 700 Marines on our streets, courtesy of POTUS, to keep us safe….

…From immigrants.

“One Day More”  from “Les Miserables” – Jinkx Monsoon (playing every role)

The New Pope

They named a new Pope this week and he’s from the south side of Chicago..

No, that’s not a set-up for a joke, though it might have been a few weeks ago.  

Couldn’t resist

No one expected an American pope, especially right now.  But the late Pope Francis was savvy and clever and the more you read about the behind-the-scenes machinations over who could be his successor, the harder it is not to think that he understood the world as it is today, where it was likely headed and to see him moving the deck chairs of the Titanic around accordingly. 

My thoughts, not his.  

I don’t know much about the Vatican but I’ve done some reading AND I saw Conclave.  Which makes me just as qualified to give my opinion on this as anyone.  Probably more.  

This sums it up, right?

But what else can only I say about the appointment of Robert Prevost, now known round the world as Pope Leo XIV, that’s relevant. 

…Here’s one thing:  

When you realize you are this razor-thin close in age to the newly anointed Pope it becomes undeniable you have far less time in front of you than behind you.  And it makes you a de facto lay expert.

In other words: Popes are often old men.  Which in turn means….. 

It happened

They say with age comes wisdom but I’m not so sure.  I know lots of people my age and older who are idiots, drowning themselves and those around them in willful ignorance.

I hate willful ignorance because it’s a choice.  To be ill-informed, stupid and moronic for your own personal reasons.  This means that unless you are a hermit who literally sees no one and has zero footprint in the world, your decision to remain consistently baseline idiotic on subjects too numerous to name enables countless imbecilic actions on your part (Note: And on the part of others if you have influence on friends, family or followers)  that have potentially damaging effects on the rest of us.

And sometimes even lethal.

You know the kind of people I’m talking about.  

You know, like this person

Or at least you know, well, ONE of them.  

As a non-practicing Jewish person, and one who was mostly only culturally Jewish at best, I haven’t paid much attention to popes as a whole.  Though, of course, these days, it’s impossible to NOT pay attention to anything this pervasive in the zeitgeist unless you work really, really hard at it.  

And not only don’t I like to be stupid, I’m still superficial enough to not even want to appear stupid.

Affirmations

So when a kid from the Windy City, whose vintage graduation picture reminds me of any number of classmates in my 1970s era yearbook from either high school or college or both (Note: Guess) becomes the spiritual leader of about 1.4 billion people, I can’t help but take notice.  It was like David or Andrew or Dennis or Ricky from my graduating class had suddenly and quite publicly outpaced all of the rest of us who ever aspired to make it and be noticed.

And just know when I say that I went to Queens College at the same time Jerry Seinfeld did.

Anyway, Bob (as his brother and those with whom he went to seminary school call him) came up at a time in the late 1960s and early to mid-seventies that’s quite familiar to me.  I knew this the moment I looked at his photo – the one with sideburns and before scentless hair gel, I mean product.  

Hey Bob

At that point, and in that era, we were not having stupidity at all.  We being the majority of the baby boomers of all ages in the country coming of age.  Sure, we had distractions – some pharmaceutical and others more…carnal? (Note: Okay, maybe not always the latter in some cases) but we really did see peace and love as a first step cure all cure for everything.  Not the only step but the road through which the best outcomes in the world could happen.

All these years later, actually most especially all these years later, I don’t think we were wrong.  

Nor does Bob.  I mean, Leo.  Pope Leo.  (Note: I know, at the very least, He will forgive me).

Cmon this guy seems reasonable

He’s supported immigrants and minorities, condemned the murder of George Floyd, urged people to get vaccines during the COVID pandemic and advocated for policies to care for children and the poor rather than turn our backs on them, especially the way we were doing during the first Trump administration and in the years since.  Don’t believe me?  Click here

Several months ago he even publicly corrected US Vice President J.D. Vance when Vance proclaimed there was an order of “caring” in Catholic dogma and that the list began with “yourself” and “your family” before all others.  To that, the then Cardinal Prevost, and now Pope Leo XIV, proclaimed on Twitter: 

JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn’t ask us to rank our love for others  

Preach Bobby

And alongside it he posted a link to an opinion piece in the National Catholic Reporter, a liberal leaning publication, backing up that view with religious doctrine. 

Translation from another baby boomer this razor thin close in age to him:  

Oh, it’s on.  

Go off Pontiff!

Because as he and I and so many of our contemporaries in school learned in our formatives years directly from Dr. Martin Luther King: 

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.”

Especially when we find ourselves promoted into a position of power to help make that happen.

The Byrds – “Turn! Turn! Turn!”