Did I Almost Forget about the Oscars?

I’ve been excited for the announcement of the Oscar nominations every year for more than half a century.  I’m not sure exactly when and why it started but my earliest memory is being a really, really happy little boy when I heard Mary Poppins got a ton of nominations AND several months later literally  jumping up and down screaming when Julie Andrews walked up to the stage to accept the trophy as best actress.

Thinking about it now I wonder:

How did they not know I was gay?

Oh Mary!

Well okay, that’s not the only thought I have in my head. 

I am also recalling years when I rehearsed my own Oscar speech (in anticipation of a win even though I had yet to ever work on a movie); others when I was a reporter and actually had to get up at 5 in the morning to cover the damn thing live at the Academy (Note: Be careful what you wish for); and still others where I voluntarily woke up at 5 in the morning at home to watch it on TV and not miss a moment of elation or outrage.

And I’m only slightly embarrassed to admit that I was still doing that last one as a recently as, well, ahem, not that long ago.

Why? 

OK well yes…

I don’t know.  Why do you care about the Super Bowl or the World Series; the NBA Playoffs, Wimbledon or Monday Night Football; Paris Fashion Week, the Cannes Film Festival, the Grammys or the winner of Eurovision?

Maybe you don’t or maybe you do but in life it’s nice to look forward to something.

Finding joy where we can

Well, that ended this year.  It’s not that I wasn’t tracking potential nominees but on the twice-postponed Oscar nomination announcement day I woke up, did my morning routine (Note: Use your imagination), hung out and, right before leaving the house at 11 suddenly thought, ‘oh right, the Oscars. I better…check?’

It was kind of surreal.

Who am I?

Perhaps it’s age or the movies, but I don’t think so.  Maybe it’s the fact that parts of L.A. were on fire several weeks ago hastening the delay (Note: During which I did have to evacuate my house) so I got that and a lot of dates confused.  Not likely.

Mostly it was because I was keeping my mind on a bunch of other announcements that didn’t involve a svelte golden statuette but an engorged orange (and profoundly non-statuesque) one. 

Ugh

But these announcements were actually orders for actions that were not democratically voted on.  Things like:

  1. Releasing more than 1500 violent criminals from jail who severely beat up cops and broke into and entered the Capitol building, where they hunted down members of Congress (Note: And occasionally stopped to smear feces on the walls and destroy offices) all in order to subvert the peaceful transfer of power to a new president they didn’t vote for four years ago.
  2. Revoking President Lyndon B. Johnson’s 1965 order that guaranteed people of color and women equal opportunity to be hired, trained and employed by any agency in the federal government or any company or person who has a contract with said government, and
  3.  A termination to birthright U.S. citizenship even though it is literally written into the 14th amendment to the U.S. Constitution that anyone born in the U.S. IS a citizen of the U.S.

For further elucidation and analysis of said announcements and their implications you can also check out these articles in Axios and the NY Times.  Or simply use the google with the key words: recent executive orders for the source of your choice.

Do not judge me

As for the Oscar nominations, anyone who follows these things or longs for a little competitive glamour or excellence in their lives courtesy of the movies, or is simply slightly film obsessed, has their favorites and their inexcusables.  For me, it’s Timothée Chalamet’s performance in A Complete Unknown because I’m not sure how anyone can sound and act exactly like Bob Dylan, pretend they’re a young guy in the sixties, croon a tune to a pretend Woody Guthrie and go on to sing with and make love to a fake Joan Baez without making it a complete parody.  (Note: Also because his best actor Oscar for Call Me By Your Name got stolen by Gary Oldman seven years ago.  And no, I don’t forget).

Was this the most important cinematic moment of the year?  Certainly not.  But for me it was the most impressive and, anyway, as we all should know by now, that’s not what the Oscars are all about.

Nor should it be.

Also… sorry Timmy but better luck next time

The importance monicker is usually most omni-present in the best picture category, which pretty consistently reserves slots for movies that say something about social issues (Note: Forgetting the fact that ALL movies are social comments on our world), as well as advance the best of technology, execution or contemporary messages to be had from movies during that year. 

Personally, I think expanding the best picture category from a limit of five nominations to these days as many as TEN nominations (Note: It works through a weighted scale the Academy concocted that is too cumbersome to explain in anything less than a term paper) is somewhat equivalent to being awarded a yearly participation award in a small, local day camp.

“And you get an Oscar… and you… and you!”

Okay, perhaps that’s a bit much but AMPAS voting to expand the list of possible nominees in 2009 seemed more like a marketing tool for studios due to lagging box-office than anything else.

But in an age where our new 78-year-old POTUS just announced that Mel Gibson, Sylvester Stallone and Jon Voight are to serve as his special ambassadors to Hollywood (Note: News to them, since it was relayed only in a tweet, but fitting since they all reached stardom in those regrettable, greed is good eighties), it’s a welcome relief.

I will not go!

See, unlike MAGA voters the vast majority of all 10 best picture nominees this year focused on stories about diversity, equity and inclusion in regards to immigration, race, trans/LGBT representation, ageism, economic inequality and/or religious persecution.  And if you look back in history that tends to happen when political leaders spend their time taking away rights or lashing out at specific communities for power, or profit or simply because they can.

As I tell my students, movies are not life but, on the whole, they tend to absolutely reflect real life and the issues we, as a society are concerned about in that moment.

AMEN

This is why this year I am thrilled to have as many as TEN, if not more, best picture nominees vying for the Oscar.  I might be selling out my long-held views for political gain, but hey, at least it’s not to stay in office.

As for the list of this year’s films, they are: Anora, The Brutalist, A Complete Unknown, Conclave, Dune: Part Two, Emilia Perez, I’m Still Here, Nickel Boys, The Substance, and Wicked.

Let the voting begin

I’d be happy with any of them winning.  And not only because Gibson, Stallone, Voight had absolutely nothing to do with any of them, and they address rights and issues they and the guy they will be ambassador-ing for want to roll back and, preferably, erase.

Though, that helps. 

A lot.

Jonathan Bailey – “Dancing Through Life” (from Wicked)

The Escape Post

This is an escape from politics post.

But it was partially prompted by a comment a dear friend of mine made on the 2024 President Elect’s nomination of (now former) Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), MAGA flamethrower and arguably the most hated elected official in Congress among his colleagues, to the post of U.S. Attorney General.

For those who don’t recall (Note: Or prefer not to), Gaetz was credibly accused by numerous witnesses of child sex trafficking; having sex with a 17-year-old girl; and bragging to his fellow congressmen on the House floor of snorting erectile dysfunction medication, chased with energy drinks, so he could “go all night”(Note: They also claimed he showed them partying picks).

Yep

In any event, said friend randomly quipped making THAT GUY our #1 chief law enforcement officer – “was like putting Dracula in charge of the blood bank.”

Which must’ve been overheard or mentally channeled by SNL’S Colin Jost, because on this week’s Weekend Update he posted a photo of Gaetz, with his trademark slicked back hair and demonically tweezed and tortured raised eyebrows, and reported:

“…Gaetz, who was created when Frankenstein raped Dracula…”

Well the eyebrows are right

I know.  It’s a lot.

And that’s only the beginning of… so much.

Clearly, we all need time.  And here at NotesFromAChair, Holly and The Chair have some suggestions for films, TV and internet trolling to take your mind off being an unwitting citizen of the new Gilead, um….America.

  1. Watch “Emilia Perez” on Netflix – The Chair thinks it’s the film of the year (Note: And if you’re a subscriber you know how accurate The Chair is at predictions).  In any event, it’s a totally surreal, magical, dramatic and darkly funny tale of three women, one man and a bunch of yet to be fulfilled dreams that are, in part, all set to…yes, music.  For sure Oscar nominations for best picture, best director, best screenplay, best actress and supporting actress as well as _________.  And if that wasn’t enough, it tackles themes of immigration, feminism, economic inequality and trans rights.  Making it popular could even be enough to break what’s left of Matt Gaetz’s brain!!!
Zoe Saldana as an earthling! Finally!
  • Go see or buy on Amazon Prime (Note: Curse you, Jeff Bezos!) — The Substance. Holly says, and this is a direct quote – It is beyond the beyond and beyond.  And who are we to disagree with her, especially if we haven’t seen it.  Demi Moore, for those of us of a certain age, is a MOVIE STAR frozen in time and who better to play a star frozen in time (Note: So to speak) than….Demi Moore.  We don’t truly know how she does it, but also who better to topline in a body horror movie than an actual 62 year old actress who looks 32 from afar and maybe, 42, up close.  How does she do it?  Well, that’s what the film is about.  Sort of.
The tamest still from the entire movie.. really
  • Re-watch Ghost on many streaming platforms or pull out an old DVD of one of Demi Moore’s best (older) films  – The Chair was reduced to a blubbering mess of tears by the end and it wasn’t because he remembered a time around when this movie came out that he had a volume of hair similar to Demi’s seminal pixie cut.  Rather, it’s because Ghost is a Hollywood movie at its best.  It’s funny (Note: Whoopi Goldberg earned every gold gilded (Note: Sorry) portion of the Oscar she won, and second note: The first Black women since Hattie McDaniel in 1939 to do so); it has something to say about greed and envy vs. the power of love (Note: Ahem); and it will allow you to have a good cry about all the things and people you love but will always have in your heart along with the best crier in the history of the silver screen – Demi Moore! (Final Note:  Yes, it’s true).  Sometimes when a movie you’ve seen five or ten times shows up on cable and you don’t plan to watch it but do, it changes your whole outlook for….at least a day.
How dare two people be this beautiful?
  • The Great British Baking Show, the new season on Netflix – Holly thinks it’s irresistibly escapist; infinitely British in the best, most disciplined way; and inescapably impossible to process just how precise a dozen bakers can be asked to be while fulfilling the ultimate British command to keep calm and carry on.  The Chair enjoys the show but sometimes fails to see the appeal of concocting the ultimate figgy pudding with pineapple and rutabaga dustings.  And even Holly admits she longs for the day when the final challenge will be to ask contestants to merely concoct the perfect chocolate brownie.  But that would be another show. In another country. 
This season, come for Paul and Prue, but stay for Nelly. #icon
  • Somebody Somewhere on HBO or MAX – This specialty item is one of The Chair’s favorite TV series in the last decade.  It stars former cult NY cabaret singer/comic Bridget Everett in a semi-autobiographical story of a larger-than-life woman in the very small town of  Manhattan, Kansas (Note: Yes, it’s a real place and Everett’s home town) recovering from her sister’s death.  But more than that, she’s also trying to rediscover her life and her voice, as we all are these days, with the help of some new-found friends.  Every episode is a slice of life told through the lens of a group of people the incoming presidential administration would likely categorize as misfits, sinners or simply non-existent but that The Chair considers his tribe. 
Television’s best friendship, hands down
  • Shrinking (season 2) on Apple TV – Holly is hooked on season 2, and not only for Ted Lasso’s beastly funny Brett Goldstein being featured in a potentially career-changing guest star arc.  Rather, it’s because somehow therapy with the dysfunctional surrogate father-son therapist duo of Harrison Ford and Jason Segel manages to make sense in a world where people help people to face their inner truths while all the while avoiding or deluding themselves about the realities of their own lives. The Chair was fully on board during all of season one but can’t face a second season of therapy in his post-election, in denial haze.  For now.
OK but full disclosure, I miss the beard.
  • YouTube, TikTok and Facebook Reels & Short Video Scrolling – Some say it’s a waste of time and energy suck.  But The Chair believes it can make the many long hours of a day of news you are not about to acknowledge go by just like that. I mean, where else can you purchase a stylish puffer jacket that can lose its shape after one wearing for just $19.95, find out which celebrities are the best and worst tippers (Note: Some of them may no longer be alive) and discover superhuman musical talents you might never know existed.  On the latter score, a week after Election Day at about 2:30 am I discovered the 2012 winner of the first season of The Voice in Australia.  Her name is Karise Eden, she was coached by Seal and if she is not a reincarnated version of one of my all-time favorite vocalists from the early 1970s then, well…she is, trust me.  If only because if there was one creative talent in the universe I’d like to have it would be to be able to tell the world to F Off while singing like this. 
  • Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on HBO or MAX – Yes, we mentioned this list is a political respite.  But John Oliver says everything we can’t because no one else has 12-15 of the best creative writing staff on TV researching stories and concocting snide insults, clever bon mots and active call-outs while shining their unrelenting lenses of shame on some of the most outrageous injustices and generalized sh-tty behavior occurring in the world today.   As a recovering news junkie hoping to create a better world while not ignoring the crumbling version of the one I fear we will all be required to live in and reform during the next four years, watching Mr. Oliver, et al for 30-40 minutes each week ultimately gives me hope that there are answers, laughs and camaraderie if you go looking for it among fellow travelers.  And keep your mind open and free of brain worms. (Note: RFK, Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services?  WTF????!!!!).

Got more? Let us know in the comments. We’re all for more pop culture escape hatch suggestions.

Righteous Brothers – “Unchained Melody” (from Ghost)