SNL’s Golden Year

Saturday marked the first episode of SNL’s 50TH anniversary season with guest host Jean Smart, a recent Emmy winner for playing another, albeit fictional, comedy stalwart of 50 years, Hacks stand-up, Debra Vance.

Was the combination fun?  Yes. 

Did it have some rough spots?  A few.  Sure.

Never need to see this monkey again

But were there any real memorable moments?  Of course!

Can you say —

Maya/Kamala???? 

with Andy as Doug??? Yes, please!

Or —

Ms. Smart as: a romance writer reading salacious excerpts from her new math textbook; a too dramatic actress cast prior to Lucille Ball in faux clips from a very different I Love Lucy; a Real Housewife in Santa Fe trading bitchy bon mots in a Mexican restaurant  ….all of which followed her sweet comic opening monologue to the tune of I Happen To Like New York?

But first…

Let’s get a few things straight. 

So to speak.

Go off, Chair.

No, the Chair will not be writing about Saturday Night Live ad infinitum/for the rest of eternity despite the way it’s looked for the last 3 weeks. 

Think of this as the final (Note:  Well, maybe for a while) shameless self-promotion of his just published book, The SNL Companion: An Unofficial Guide to the Seasons, Sketches and Stars of Saturday Night Live.

Click here to purchase! #shamelessbutIdontcare

Yes, it’s available from Amazon in paperback or on Kindle  at a discounted price – and it will make a GREAT holiday gift/stocking stuffer/Halloween favor or Thanksgiving something.

And if you want to get a free preview of what it’s about, here’s a link to a short interview on NPR’s Here and Now segment with my co-author/husband Stephen Tropiano that aired this weekend in honor of the #50.

Yes, they could only have on one of us (Note:  Cause it’s radio?) and I was more than pleased to be Doug Emhoff since, well, I’m the Jewish one and, well, who wouldn’t be?

Ahem.

Worth posting again because it was so good!

In any event, SNL’s return….

It was solid and had a great political opening with some fun guest cameos.  We’ve seen Maya Rudolph’s Kamala but there was something about watching her at the podium center stage.

The swagger. 

The joy.

The hope that she gets to do it a bunch of times for the next FOUR/EIGHT seasons.

The dream team

Not to mention Jim Gaffigan as Coach Walz (Note: Why didn’t I have his name in the pool?), Andy Samberg (Note: He’s Jewish, too) debuting in Studio 8H as Doug; James Austin Johnson returning as an endless loop of Trump; Bowen Yang as a decent but strange choice for Vance; and much-missed Dana Carvey doing a fairly on-target but slightly too beleaguered (Note: Was it the writing or him?) Joe Biden.

Sometimes when there is soooo much real-life political material to choose from it makes the task all that more difficult for SNL.   But as Weekend Update anchor Colin Jost cracked from behind his fake anchor desk when he recalled that more than one person over the last 3-4 months asked him if he regretted not being on the air with all of the political upheaval:

I have a feeling there’s going to be more that happens when we get back.

We are all too familiar with these dumpster fires

The emergence of cable news and faux cable news shows in the 1990s, combined with the power of  incessant and omni-present social media platforms with streams of creativity and craziness, has created a perfect storm of fame for all sorts of characters and borderline sociopathic behavior.

It might not be great for the world but it sure does help provide SNL and shows like it tons of opportunity to land a laugh in the oddest of ways. For example, it’s rare for a Weekend Update segment to in one moment have a set piece where we have commentary from the beleaguered 10-week old world famous baby Chinese hippo Moo Deng (Note: A hilariously costumed Bowen Yang) after just moments before hearing Jost remark that TikTok voters are using AI to translate Hitler speeches into English, whereupon he plays an actual short clip from a real post that shows the real Hitler ranting but has us hearing the actual debate voice of Trump claiming (about Haitians):

They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats.

Watch all of Weekend Update here

You may ask: How do I know that was an actual video from TikTok??

And I would answer:  Because I saw it myself on Twitter/X last week.

And of course I’m embarrassed to still be in the cesspool that is Twitter/X.  But please know I have not given Elon any money for my own verified check mark.  Just as I have no plan to buy into Trump crypto. 

Or any crypto.

I mean, why??????

I’m giving my money to whatever this is

But I do look forward to watching John Mulaney, Ariana Grande and Michael Keaton hosting SNL in the coming weeks of 2024. 

For free.

And not cuz I just wrote a book about the show.

Jelly Roll – “Winning Streak (Live on SNL)”

Let’s Talk About Excellence

You don’t really want to read about an old racist running for POTUS, right? 

I mean, it’s tempting. 

We get it Elmo

His idea that you’re either this or that and if you assert the reality that you are both he calls you a liar, or a lunatic or disrespectful to the this or that of yourself you are not asserting at that moment.

For example, in my case there are some rooms where I’m gay (Note: Or, well, REALLY gay) and others where I am THE Jew, or just one Jew among many Jews.

But in truth, I’m always a gay Jew — in any room where I’m present.

You’re welcome

It would be impossible for me not to be.

Still, given that I’m a white dude (Note: For Kamala) no one seems too concerned with what I am in pretty much any room. 

At least out loud.

This is not the case for the bi-racial female Vice President of the United States now that she is the Democratic nominee running for president against the old racist. 

She’s that girl

He seems to want to make it an issue because…..

  1. He’s an old racist who wants to attract those racists still undecided? 
  2. He’s that dumb and lazy that he can’t be bothered to bone up on any real issues where he could best her?
  3. He’s a snowflake so bubble-wrapped, out-of-it that he doesn’t get the actual reality of 21st century America.

I could go on.

please do, Chairy!

But whatever you choose it doesn’t matter.  Kamala Harris can take care of herself.  Especially if we all continue to have her back and vote for her in order to save our democracy against an old racist who aspires to be a very old dictator.

It’s looking better after a few weeks with $300 million raised from mostly small donations and #Kamalanomenon actually becoming a viral thing.

Kamala HQ

Who knew?  We certainly didn’t three weeks ago.

Which is why we need to talk about excellence.

Can you imagine an old racists competition in the 2024 Paris Olympics? 

Yes you could.

Picture it

At the very least there’d be our old racist; that Le Pen woman who recently lost the race she was sure she’d win to be president of France (Note: Yeah, she’s only 55 but that’s not young by French standards); and that Venezuelan dictator out of central casting Maduro guy proclaiming himself winner of an election he actually lost more than a week ago because you can’t teach a 62-year-old racist new tricks.

Unlike the actual competitive athletes now in Paris, you can’t teach anything at all new to those soon to be obsolete, old you-know-whats.  They operate from a tired ancient playbook that goes back for centuries.  Listen to the second season of Rachel Maddow’s excellent podcast Ultra and you’ll see what I mean.  Pretty much everything happening in the U.S. right now was cribbed from the Sen. Joe McCarthy playbook of the 1950s, right down to the Make America Great Again slogan.  And badly.

Laaaaame

As for the 2024 Olympics on view seemingly everywhere, it is the opposite – a testament to training, preparation, excellence AND a diaspora of representation stretched across the planet. 

I’ve never been a sports guy/gay/Jew/whatever but I’ve always found the Olympics highly inspiring. The dedication to get so good at a specialty that you can stand among the best in the world and do your thing alongside them (Note: And actually pat the winner on the back) is something you don’t get in a homogeneous totalitarian state. 

And yes we’re including Celine in this

Ask any of the supremely talented Russian or Belarusian athletes banned from competing in Paris this year, if you could get to them to talk at all – or even get to them.  Especially the gymnasts.  (Note: Who else remembers the great Olga Korbut?) They must be truly and rightly p.o.’d. 

Since it happens only once every four years, Olympics excellence is a different type of mastery.  It shows us what a human being or team can do at one peak moment in time as the best in their country and perhaps the WORLD. 

Superhuman

It takes a lot more work than being an old racist because you have to continually fail, get better, hear the truth and the boos, adjust accordingly, get back in the ring and fail better until you are better – maybe even the best.

  • Super gymnast Simone Biles, 27, earned three gold medals in the 2024 games after bowing out of most of the 2021 Tokyo Olympics due to severe psychological stress. But she concentrated on rebuilding herself psychologically, as well as physically, over the next three years and even proudly acknowledged she had a session with her therapist just before going out and winning one of her Olympic golds this past week.
  • Swimmer Katie Ledecky, 27, and a veteran of FOUR Olympics, returned this year and became the female athlete with the most gold medals in Olympic history, winning three more in Paris for a total of nine, making it 14 medals for her over 12 years.
How do you say GOAT in French?

And though a certain other kind of bigot might see them merely as unhappy childless cat ladies, both have not ruled out competing at the Summer 2028 games in Los Angeles.

On the men’s side, there were numerous medal winners but none the zeitgeist loved more than Stephen Nedoroscik, 25, adorkable Pommel Horse specialist.  He helped lead the U.S. men’s gymnastics team to a bronze medal (Note: Its first medal of any kind in 16 years) and became the only male gymnast this year to win a second medal in the individual competitions. An electrical engineer, Rubik’s cube master and self-described nerd with severe vision problems, Nedoroscik (Note: Okay, he’s a personal favorite of mine) has been dubbed the Clark Kent of the competition for the seriously corrective glasses he wears at all times except when he competes.  In those moments they come off and he literally has to feel his way around the apparatus as he executes his routine.

How could you not love him?

I have no idea the political affiliations of the above three athletes (Note: Though Ms. Biles did shade the old racist when she tweeted she “loves her black job,” alongside a picture of herself and her medal).  But it is interesting to note that one is a person of color, another has a physical handicap and the third is a 6 foot tall unmarried woman almost in her thirties without any kids.

More than anyone or anything else, this is and has been America for quite a while. 

Old racists be damned.

Charlie xcx – “360”