Sanewashing

A friend sent me this story from The Daily Beast. It’s about the Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post refusing to publish a cartoon on its editorial page depicting multi-billionaires like Bezos and Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, as well as others, kneeling at the altar of Trump and offering up bags of money. 

But don’t take my word for it.  

Here’s the cartoon:

It is well known both men, as well as many others in the M-Billionaire class, have donated $1 million apiece to the president elect’s inaugural fund and jetted down to Mar-A-Lago to spend time with him doing…stuff. 

As for the cartoon, it was drawn by Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Ann Telnaes, who’s been employed at The Post since 2008.

But not anymore.  

we get it

She quit in protest because in all her time there never once had the paper refused to publish one of her drawings.  Tweaks, yes.  Out and out refusal?  Never.  Here’s a link to her Substack with a more specific explanation:

Click here to read more

One nixed cartoon is not necessarily concerning.  But this is part of a clear trend.  Just a few months ago Mr. Bezos overruled his own editorial board and refused to allow The Post to publish its planned endorsement of Kamala Harris.  In His own piece on His opinion page, he stated, seemingly out of nowhere, that the centuries old tradition of newspaper editorial endorsements “create a perception of bias” and “non-independence.”  

Say what?

Two editorial board members who resigned, as well as a slew of other reporters who also left or spoke out against his new policy, disagreed.  As did, well, about 200,000 readers who cancelled their subscriptions.

But this was not limited to The Post.  

L.A. Times owner Patrick Soon-Shiong, another M-Billionaire who was also pictured in Ms. Telnaes’ cartoon, similarly blocked that paper’s endorsement of Harris weeks before the 2024 election.  Predictably, several members of his board, as well as two of its Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial writers, resigned.   

Poor Dorothy

Not that it any of this ruffled the feathers of the aforementioned M-Bs, or as I now think of them – the new AOCs.  

That would be – Aspiring Oligarch Class.

To whit:

Since P S-S’s announcement at the Times, he fired his entire editorial board, noting he plans to replace it with a new team of “more conservative voices ” that will make the publication he’s owned since 2018 a more “fair and balanced newspaper.”  

To that end, he announced in December he’d be injecting an AI-powered BIAS METER into its coverage.

Because what could go wrong with that?

Totally normal stuff

On one level, all of this is hilariously unfunny.  On another, the Chair (Note: I defer to the third person when my blood begins to boil), who went to grad school in journalism at Northwestern in the post-Watergate era, has to marvel at the chutzpah.

For the one or two of you out there who don’t speak Yiddish or never went to the house of a Jewish friend or met one of their older relatives, chutzpah means extreme self-confidence or audacity.

Logical

The coincidental timing of both major newspapers suddenly deciding not to endorse, the large money contributions, and the total lack of concern of what the trained journalists they have working for them and, in many cases have long employed, have to say, IS a THING.  It’s what they teach us in journalism school to sniff out (Note: That’s the technical term).  In court, it’s called evidence.  And when there are enough examples of it in enough places and at enough places, it’s called a trend.  And if you google any of this subject matter, or even political contributions among billionaires, you will come upon numerous stories from REPUTABLE news sources (Note: Not “fake.”  And not from a random podcast or on TikTok) with much more evidence.

This should keep her busy

Now of course, there is going to be blow back.  Like David Shipley, editor of the WaPo’s opinion page, who stated re: the cartoon nixing that “not every editorial judgment is a reflection of a malign force” and that HIS decision (Note: Bezos’ name was cleverly not mentioned) was made because a previous column had covered the subject and another satirical column was scheduled.

But is a cartoon a column?  And what is the limit on covering a subject like a coterie of potential U.S. oligarchs being lined up among the billionaire class all across the country for the first time in history?

All hail

Imagine if Watergate had been covered that way?  Or the existence of concentration camps during World War II?  On second thought….

I often ask friends this rhetorical question re: money and power and the wealthy who wield them as a way to expand both with no real regard for the preservation of democracy, personal freedoms or even the mere existence of a habitable planet – 

When is it enough?  

NEVER

The answer is also rhetorical but I’ll state it anyway.  There aren’t enough billions in the world to make a scared individual secure, or an insatiable person filled up, or a person who is bottom line obsessed with their own self-interest suddenly become someone who will put you or anyone else in the word before themselves.  

Money doesn’t do that.  Nor does extreme, outsized power.

It takes a village of relentless truth sayers to hold them accountable.  

Loudly and unrelentingly.  

Like the people of Bedford Falls vs. Mr. Potter

The biggest note of hope in all of this is that The Daily Beast story linked above was written by an intern named Liam Archaki.  He’s a rising senior at Amherst College with a double major in English and philosophy.  Not even a journalism major.  Also, he interns at The Christian Science Monitor – not one of those fake news, left wing rags the MAGA movement uses to describe credible – meaning vetted – sources of actual news.  

See, like other credible online sites, The Daily Beast picks up stories from other reputable bureaus and syndicates.  This is even something The Washington Post does.  At least at this writing.  Who knows what Bezos and some of the other guys have in store for us over the next four years.  We could very likely see sources like the One America News morning show hosted by  Matt Gaetz in an effort to cover “both sides.”

We’re with you Jerry

Sanewashing the most outrageous statements by publishing them in the name of a balanced agenda.

Travie McCoy ft Bruno Mars – “Billionaire”

Let’s Talk About Excellence

You don’t really want to read about an old racist running for POTUS, right? 

I mean, it’s tempting. 

We get it Elmo

His idea that you’re either this or that and if you assert the reality that you are both he calls you a liar, or a lunatic or disrespectful to the this or that of yourself you are not asserting at that moment.

For example, in my case there are some rooms where I’m gay (Note: Or, well, REALLY gay) and others where I am THE Jew, or just one Jew among many Jews.

But in truth, I’m always a gay Jew — in any room where I’m present.

You’re welcome

It would be impossible for me not to be.

Still, given that I’m a white dude (Note: For Kamala) no one seems too concerned with what I am in pretty much any room. 

At least out loud.

This is not the case for the bi-racial female Vice President of the United States now that she is the Democratic nominee running for president against the old racist. 

She’s that girl

He seems to want to make it an issue because…..

  1. He’s an old racist who wants to attract those racists still undecided? 
  2. He’s that dumb and lazy that he can’t be bothered to bone up on any real issues where he could best her?
  3. He’s a snowflake so bubble-wrapped, out-of-it that he doesn’t get the actual reality of 21st century America.

I could go on.

please do, Chairy!

But whatever you choose it doesn’t matter.  Kamala Harris can take care of herself.  Especially if we all continue to have her back and vote for her in order to save our democracy against an old racist who aspires to be a very old dictator.

It’s looking better after a few weeks with $300 million raised from mostly small donations and #Kamalanomenon actually becoming a viral thing.

Kamala HQ

Who knew?  We certainly didn’t three weeks ago.

Which is why we need to talk about excellence.

Can you imagine an old racists competition in the 2024 Paris Olympics? 

Yes you could.

Picture it

At the very least there’d be our old racist; that Le Pen woman who recently lost the race she was sure she’d win to be president of France (Note: Yeah, she’s only 55 but that’s not young by French standards); and that Venezuelan dictator out of central casting Maduro guy proclaiming himself winner of an election he actually lost more than a week ago because you can’t teach a 62-year-old racist new tricks.

Unlike the actual competitive athletes now in Paris, you can’t teach anything at all new to those soon to be obsolete, old you-know-whats.  They operate from a tired ancient playbook that goes back for centuries.  Listen to the second season of Rachel Maddow’s excellent podcast Ultra and you’ll see what I mean.  Pretty much everything happening in the U.S. right now was cribbed from the Sen. Joe McCarthy playbook of the 1950s, right down to the Make America Great Again slogan.  And badly.

Laaaaame

As for the 2024 Olympics on view seemingly everywhere, it is the opposite – a testament to training, preparation, excellence AND a diaspora of representation stretched across the planet. 

I’ve never been a sports guy/gay/Jew/whatever but I’ve always found the Olympics highly inspiring. The dedication to get so good at a specialty that you can stand among the best in the world and do your thing alongside them (Note: And actually pat the winner on the back) is something you don’t get in a homogeneous totalitarian state. 

And yes we’re including Celine in this

Ask any of the supremely talented Russian or Belarusian athletes banned from competing in Paris this year, if you could get to them to talk at all – or even get to them.  Especially the gymnasts.  (Note: Who else remembers the great Olga Korbut?) They must be truly and rightly p.o.’d. 

Since it happens only once every four years, Olympics excellence is a different type of mastery.  It shows us what a human being or team can do at one peak moment in time as the best in their country and perhaps the WORLD. 

Superhuman

It takes a lot more work than being an old racist because you have to continually fail, get better, hear the truth and the boos, adjust accordingly, get back in the ring and fail better until you are better – maybe even the best.

  • Super gymnast Simone Biles, 27, earned three gold medals in the 2024 games after bowing out of most of the 2021 Tokyo Olympics due to severe psychological stress. But she concentrated on rebuilding herself psychologically, as well as physically, over the next three years and even proudly acknowledged she had a session with her therapist just before going out and winning one of her Olympic golds this past week.
  • Swimmer Katie Ledecky, 27, and a veteran of FOUR Olympics, returned this year and became the female athlete with the most gold medals in Olympic history, winning three more in Paris for a total of nine, making it 14 medals for her over 12 years.
How do you say GOAT in French?

And though a certain other kind of bigot might see them merely as unhappy childless cat ladies, both have not ruled out competing at the Summer 2028 games in Los Angeles.

On the men’s side, there were numerous medal winners but none the zeitgeist loved more than Stephen Nedoroscik, 25, adorkable Pommel Horse specialist.  He helped lead the U.S. men’s gymnastics team to a bronze medal (Note: Its first medal of any kind in 16 years) and became the only male gymnast this year to win a second medal in the individual competitions. An electrical engineer, Rubik’s cube master and self-described nerd with severe vision problems, Nedoroscik (Note: Okay, he’s a personal favorite of mine) has been dubbed the Clark Kent of the competition for the seriously corrective glasses he wears at all times except when he competes.  In those moments they come off and he literally has to feel his way around the apparatus as he executes his routine.

How could you not love him?

I have no idea the political affiliations of the above three athletes (Note: Though Ms. Biles did shade the old racist when she tweeted she “loves her black job,” alongside a picture of herself and her medal).  But it is interesting to note that one is a person of color, another has a physical handicap and the third is a 6 foot tall unmarried woman almost in her thirties without any kids.

More than anyone or anything else, this is and has been America for quite a while. 

Old racists be damned.

Charlie xcx – “360”