The Oscars are upon us and please, we KNOW you will be watching.  The real question is – do you need help picking the winners in the Oscar pool???

It might very well be an Everything Everywhere All At Once sweep (Note:  Or it might not be).  But there could also easily be a few BIG surprises in a few of the MAJOR categories.  (Note:  The vanquishing of Lydia Tár, FINALLY, anyone?).

Here’s what we, and our favorite Academy member voter, have to say about all of it.  Listen and THEN fill out your ballot.  Who will win, who should win, who definitely could-maybe-perhaps-win and what for sure has no f’n chance of getting up on that god d*mn stage unless it is a total upset and the bullsh*t of all that undeserved hype prevails.  At which point the Chair rips his not yet entirely paid for oversized flat screen off the wall and throws it out the window.

We’re here for EVERYTHING.  Not to mention predictions on who, or whom, will be anointed to hand out the final award for best picture.