College of Convictions

It was sickening to hear the presidents of what are considered to be three of the country’s most prestigious universities of higher learning — Harvard, the University of Pennsylvania and M.I.T. — try to sidestep, prevaricate and otherwise legalese their way out of a definitive answer when asked point blank at a Congressional hearing this week:

Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate your (university) code of conduct and rules regarding bullying or harassment?

Still, for me it was not terribly surprising to hear answers like:

It depends on the context…

Or…

If targeted at individuals not making public statements…

Or…

If the speech turns into conduct, that’s harassment…

As my young teenage self used to reply to my parents after they nixed any one of my perfectly reasoned requests:

A simple no would have sufficed.     

I’m already exhausted

Parsing words and phrases are a hallmark of big companies, nee institutions, these days.  (Note: With some X-ceptions).  And some of the most noted, bigger institutions under fire right now, especially by the razor thin Republican majority in the U.S. House of Representatives, are the large and well-financed Ivy League universities and colleges turning out many of the upcoming American leaders of tomorrow.

Liberal bastions teaching slanted points of view to brainwashed students.

As if a religious college or university would be some alternate bastion of inclusion.

Dramatic?

Nevertheless, these university presidents really fell into it when Rep. Elise Stefanik (NY-R), the fourth ranking Republican in the House and Liz Cheney’s replacement as Republican conference chair once she decided to co-chair the second Trump impeachment committee, began her line of questioning.

Quick backstory: Stefanik was a moderate Republican who turned full MAGA after Trump lost his re-election bid.  In fact, she spoke out against ratifying Pennsylvania’s electoral votes after the Trump mob stormed the Capitol building on Insurrection Day. At which point, Stefanik, a Harvard alumna, was promptly removed as a senior member of the prestigious Harvard Institute of Politics.

Noted

Now I’m not saying it was the backlash she received from Harvard for being a Team Trump election denier that caused Rep. Stefanik to come fully-armed with a lacerating string of pointed questions and follow-up accusations against these three female college presidents last week at a hearing entitled, “Holding Campus Leaders Accountable and Confronting Anti-Semitism.”

Nor am I saying that her politics and personal animus did not contribute to how she went about it.

All I am noting is that one needs to look at the fullest picture possible in order to make a judgment on an issue – particularly this issue. 

Yeah, you missed it

The latter is something those of us in higher education work tirelessly to achieve and relate to our students when they fly off the handle and make assumptions that can’t quite be supported.  The kind of thing my teenage self used to do continuously before I had the good fortune to train my mind in college and grad school to ask questions and only answer them once I had the full set of facts.

Speaking of which, I am not for one millisecond defending the embarrassing, nonsensical and, frankly scary answers those three smart, professional women of higher education gave to Stefanik’s ambush… I mean….cross-examination.

really, really, really bad

University of Pennsylvania president Liz Magill issued a mea culpa expanded statement condemning anti-Semitism the next day for saying things like, condemning statements of Jewish genocide would be “context dependent.” 

But it didn’t help much.  Magill was forced to resign a few days later though, for the time being, she will remain a faculty member at the institution’s law school.  That’s right, you shouldn’t be shocked to learn Ms. Magill is indeed a….trained attorney.

Double, triple, quadruple yikes

Her much too nuanced, too cautious and too intellectualized response is typical of exactly what is wrong with not only higher education but with the public stage of thought policing these days.  And it was the very predictable hesitancy of Magill, as well as of Harvard’s Claudine Gay and M.I.T.’s Sally Kornbluth to substantively wade into anything too absolute that Stefanik was counting on to create a viral revenge moment at the institution that helped train her, as well as institutions like it.

Stefanik has already, in the aftermath of her viral triumph, promised a “reckoning” and a deeper look into sources and funding of the nation’s colleges and universities across the board as well as how their diversity, equity and inclusion offices function.

She’s choosy about consequences

And she vows this under the banner of their treatment of Jewish students and unchecked anti-Semitism on campuses.

Um, right.  Like Sister Aloysuis says in John Patrick Shanley’s famous Pulitzer Prize-winning play:

I have doubts.  I have such doubts!

(Note: Yes, the play is indeed titled Doubt but I didn’t want to give the line away before you read it).

See, free speech does not mean one has the freedom to incite riots and advocate, or even heavily imply violence, against any minority group, as some presidential candidates (Note: And in one case, even a former president) have been known to do.  It means everyone is entitled to their opinions and beliefs but are limited in how and where they can broadcast them, especially when they are in rarified, controlled spaces (e.g. colleges) and violent intent is concerned.

I hear ya

Certainly, MAGA’s Stefanik understands this.  But she also understands the tricky position cowering university presidents are in these days when addressing controversy.  And clearly the public faces of universities under Congressional questioning understand just how quickly their answers can be used against them by agenda driven politicians who want to fire their words as weapons back at them.

So they parse – and parse badly – never anticipating that given where we are right now in the real world it will all rightly get read as anti-Semitism by a top member of a political party whose leader makes racist, not to mention sexist, pronouncements daily. 

In fact, rooting out the vermin our country -as non-white immigrants as well as anyone vociferously disagreeing with the Republican agenda gets referred to – has become a new staple in the stump speech of that party’s runaway leader to be its 2024 nominee for POTUS.

How is this happening again?

I choose to believe that there is not a single president among those three that actually believes it is okay to publicly advocate for the genocide of Jews – and not only because I’m Jewish.

The problem is their first instinct was to NOT definitively stand against it for fear of… retribution?  Controversy?  Offense? 

If a rank amateur “mean girl” like Stefanik can hornswoggle them so easily, how will they fare if Trump and his crew of psycho pirates ever get back into the White House?

k bye

As of right now, not well.  However, there is almost a year for them, and us, to get more fully educated.   At which time we can then publicly – and very simply – espouse the courage of our convictions to anyone and everyone that will listen.

Big Ten College Fight Songs – Columbus Gay Men’s Chorus

A Matter of Fact

By now everyone but three people in the world (and you decide whom) have heard this expression:

“Assholes are like opinions, everybody’s got one.”

But are there differences between opinions and beliefs?   Or a belief system?  And what about facts?  Where do those pesky critters enter into it in today’s world?  Because there are any number of statements that I would have sworn were facts a mere 5-10 years ago that are now considered opinions, beliefs or feelings in opposition to a belief system.  Or something far  more blasphemous worse.   (We’ll get to the latter in a bit).

There was a time many decades ago, when movies were truly worth arguing about and not just lamenting. I would get into heated discussions with friends and colleagues about the merits and failings of the hot or cold film of the moment.  Sometimes these debates would actually escalate into shouting matches, personal insults and, in the case of one first date that I had who didn’t think Woody Allen was particularly funny, the end of what I’m sure would have been just another in a series of dysfunctional relationships I seemed to so enjoy at the time.  (Note: FYI, the Woody and dating life I’m talking about were many decades ago – just in case you were wondering).

You know nothing of my work.

Aspiring Missouri Senator Todd Akin thinks women have something in their biology that shuts down pregnancy and Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh, who is running for re-election, said just a few days ago that medical technology has evolved to such an extent that it is now physiologically impossible for any woman to die due to childbirth, thereby ostensibly ending any legal right on the part of said woman to end her pregnancy.

Of course, neither Mr. Akin nor Mr. Walsh’s facts are correct.  But one can’t argue.  Because each of these middle-aged white men (I can call them that because I AM a middle-aged white man) will somewhere, someplace, find a pseudo “expert” (and chances are the expert will be another middle-aged white man) to back them up.  This is much the same strategy my friends and I would use to defend our favorite movies – the corralling of mass “expert” opinions (or, perish the thought, box-office grosses) inside the industry in order to disprove anyone who would even consider voicing “facts” to the contrary.  It is also interesting to note that the data could be used to support the argument any way you wanted to.  For instance, the lack of box-office for a particular film could be used as evidence of its genius (I even tried this strategy as late as 1995 to support the merits of Claude LeLouche’s quite original take on “Les Miserables”) just as movies that set record-breaking numbers could be seen as either inferior mass pabulum (sorry “Forrest Gump” and “King’s Speech”) or confirmation of its value and true emotional depth (“E.T’’s success on all levels simply cannot be disputed).

Who… me?

The artistic merit of a film has implications for the creative community.  Those include who will get meetings and future work, as well as how movies, as a whole, are viewed by the public at large.  Also, how it will survive to either inspire or repel future generations of filmmakers who will choose to either build on ideas that came before them or use the perceived inferiority of said film to be bolder and more original than any one filmmaker of the past, particularly the one perceived to be inferior, could have ever imagined.

Certainly there is value to all of this.  But let’s face it – the fact that I wasn’t bowled over by “Argo” last week despite its “A” plus Cinemascore, rave reviews and box office numbers, doesn’t matter in the scheme of things.  Not only because I don’t exert much public influence except over my blog readers (and certainly that’s debatable), but because – as Alfred Hitchcock once reportedly told Ingrid Bergman when she was fretting over something while shooting one of his films:

“Ingrid, it’s only a movie.”

This, however, is not the case with, let’s say for argument’s sake, politicians, who have feelings or opinions that they all too frequently nowadays try to masquerade as facts.

For instance, perhaps scarier than potential Senator Akin or Congressman Walsh’s view of the female anatomy are several congressmen presently on the House of Representatives SCIENCE committee.  Case in point — Georgia Representative Paul Broun, who is also a medical DOCTOR, believes that evolution and the big bang theory are “lies straight from the pit of hell,” partly because he can’t fathom that his “lovely” wife was descended from an ape and partly due to the beauty of the world, which he believes could only have been created by a superior being in the space of a week.  I also don’t want to leave out my own state of California, one of whose representatives, Dana Rohrbacher, another sitting science committee member, eschews today’s overwhelming evidence on global warming, suggesting that having this thought is akin to believing that temperature fluctuations millions of years ago were due to dinosaur flatulence.  (Rachel Maddow explains it far better than I can, if you want more, click on her)

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Never mind that critical ice levels in the Arctic Ocean melted at record rates this summer (which will in turn affect global temperatures) and that another MSNBC’er, Chris Matthews, reports that many Alaskans at a recent science conference he attended say that ships will soon be able to pass easily over the North Pole.   Two very powerful members of the science committee seem to deny climate change and overwhelming evolutionary evidence based on the actual bones of animals from millions of years ago not on facts and physical evidence but on a belief system rooted in theology.  Which is fine for them but perhaps not so fine if you’re an agnostic, an atheist or a religious person who likes to keep God between you and your Goddess of choice.  Or a scientist seeking funds to save an overheating Earth from extinction or medical researcher hoping to fund a new drug protocol instead of the old tried and true method of bloodletting to cure cancer.  On that note, I suppose we can at least take solace in the fact that Congressman Broun is no longer a practicing physician and will not be prescribing the biblical remedy of leeches if you happened to come into his medical office seeking treatment for a 2012 heart condition.

’nuff said

The issue is not whether any of the white middle-aged men mentioned are right or wrong but how much their personal opinions and feelings affect public policy of a committee that is responsible for potentially billions of dollars in research grants and the general direction of medical and scientific exploration for the world’s greatest superpower.

I’m all for anyone believing anything they want as long as they don’t try to make me believe it or use those beliefs to further their own agenda and thwart mine.  For example, when several friends proclaimed the brilliance of Terrence Malick’s “Tree of Life” to me last year I was happy to accept that as their opinion because I was confident in the fact that their enjoyment couldn’t literally prevent me from waxing poetic over, say, “Bridesmaids.”  However, when they told me I HAD to at least admire “The Tree of Life” as a piece of cinema I felt a line had been crossed.  I mean, if I wanted to admire a purposely obtuse film that didn’t work I could have saved the $12 ticket price and just imagine what would have happened if the sloppily constructed, somewhat indecipherable second screenplay I had ever written had actually gotten filmed.

Speaking of dinosaurs… “Tree of Life” screenshot

Or I could have saved the admiration for my auteur du jour, Paul Thomas Anderson and his much-maligned (in some circles) “The Master.”  PTA’s even the type that might write 2012 bloodletting into a medical office scene, though at the very least I can rest assured that he is not going to require said medical “procedure” as part of the admission price to said film in the future.  (…or…might he?…)

As we approach the presidential election and the release of a slew of movies being touted for Oscar contention this year, it might be worth considering the differences between opinions, feelings, belief systems and facts.  One way to do this is to accept what is the official 2012 definition of one of these words.

Fact – –

  1. Knowledge or information based on real occurrences.
  2. a. Something demonstrated to exist or known to have existed: (Genetic engineering is now a fact). b. A real occurrence; an event.

Using these rules:

  1. How one feels about a movie is an opinion.   It is not fact.
  2. The precepts of one’s religion are part of a belief system.  They are not facts.
  3. The temperature of the earth at a given location, the workings of the female reproductive system and the evolution of man based on fossils, ruins and solid scientific research, according to our 2012 definitions, are facts – or at least the best facts we have at the time until, like the centuries old medical technique of bloodletting, they are proven wrong.

Anyone who chooses to deny or confuse these facts for the benefit of themselves or their belief system as a way to influence public policy, could quite fairly, by 2012 definitions, be considered an asshole.

And that is one last fact.