The Chair’s leisure time this week was about as scarce as baby formula in a big city… (too soon?!). The piles of student scripts keep multiplying… and like Lucy and Ethel, it’s been hard to keep up.
But fear not, he will be dug out and rested by next week as long as he doesn’t glance at his retirement savings (no chance of that), attempt to fill up his gas tank a second time in that time period (REALLY no chance of that), or find out that he’s impregnated anyone and will find himself responsible for feeding an infant (ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE of that. AT ALL).
Omicron sounds like a Marvel villain, doesn’t it? Something like:
INT. HILLTOP HIDEAWAY – NIGHT
OMICRON, ageless, sits on a chair at a glass desk faced away from us, staring straight through a wall of windows at the luxurious skyline. Then suddenly —
He swings around. A tightly fitted black synthetic fabric covers his face and entire body, except for a pair of shiny white leather gloves on his hands petting a white cat sitting on his lap.
His hands slide up and down the cat almost seductively until he slowly rises, raising the cat high in the air in a moment of victory.
Then he brings it down to his shoulders, where it wraps itself around his neck and rests comfortably, like the powerful and immovable amulet of horror it will soon turn out to be.
Okay, maybe that was more 1960s Bond than Marvel but you get the idea.
And, sorry to demonize the cat.
Of course, you can demonize anyone and anything these days and get away with it. Ask Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-CO).
In the last few years she’s gone to fundraisers around the country with some D-list shtick about hijab-wearing, Somalian born Rep. Ilhan Omhar (D- Minn) being a terrorist, joking she feels safe in an airport or elevator or wherever else she slithers as long as her fellow congresswoman is not there wearing a backpack.
There was a time when this kind of thing would have ended your career instead of making you a headliner. But there’s an old expression a lobbyist ex-boyfriend once shared with me about this: Bedfellows make strange politics.
Meaning if you lay down with pigs long enough, before long you’ll grow to love the mud, muck and manure. In fact, it might even turn into your life’s blood.
Ask aspiring Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy (R-CA). He sees Rep. B’s Islamaphobic remarks, as well as the hard right wing racist taunts from the likes of Marjorie Taylor-Greene (R-GA) and Madison Cawthorne (R-NC) as merely a messaging problem rather than the unearthing of a gaggle of mice and cockroaches bent on eating their way through the support beam barely holding up what little structural foundation remains of his party. (Note: That would be the Republican party, or as he likes to sometimes refer to it, the party of Lincoln. The latter would be the man who freed the Civil War slaves, the same one that several noted psychics claim to have literally seen turning over in his grave in the last few years)
Not that I’m partial or anything.
But once we get into people like Rep. Cawthorn, who says his trip to the Fuhrer’s vacation home(Note: That would be Hitler’s pied-a-terre) was a memorable sojourn that was on his bucket list, all bets are off.
I mean, there is no prose purple enough you can use to describe that. Hence, the Omicron excerpt above. With more than 100,000 new coronavirus cases and 1000 plus deaths in the U.S. daily, the latter stat almost solely among the unvaccinated despite a vast surplus of vaccine, the rest of us have now become the unwitting cast, crew and extras of a new, live and ongoing superhero film missing one basic and very crucial element – a superhero.
Which brings us to the Supreme Court. That once hallowed last chance savior body has this week taken up an anti-woman’s right to choose case from Mississippi that will likely end the landmark 1973 Roe vs. Wade decision that gives all women the blanket federal right to seek an abortion up to 24 weeks into their pregnancy.
But in her questioning, Justice Amy Coney Barrett (Note: Whose confirmation in the during the last days of the Trump presidency was celebrated in a massive COVID-19 virus super spreader event at the White House) reasoned that pregnancy and parenthood are not part of the same burden. In fact, she posed the idea that as long as women could give their babies up to the state for adoption, the right to terminate a pregnancy could at least be almost cut in half, or curtailed even further.
Now, far be it for me to take away anyone’s freedom to live their life in their own kind of personal hell, I mean, dogma. They are free to think of me as a sinner and try to own me as the self-admitted lib that I am, just as I am free to think of them as the misguided, willfully ignorant idiots that I know them to be.
But I’m just at the point of proclaiming what they are all NOT free to do is to refuse a vaccine against a disease that threatens the survival of life as we know it. If you can drink a Coke, eat fast food, get your kid a small pox and polio vaccine before they enter school, you can sure as f-k be required to get this f-kin shot.
I mean, I’ve gotten THREE so far and listen to me here. Don’t I sound normal???
Not to mention, shouldn’t there be at least an intelligence test you have to take before you get to serve in Congress or the executive branch? (Note: Can you imagine who wouldn’t make the cut?). How about a few geniuses get together and concoct a 2020 plus racism test that disqualifies you from serving if you score below a certain number? The same for the basic tents of democracy (Note: Freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly) with essay questions on each so you can’t just pass by memorizing a bunch of laws.
I’d volunteer to grade them because…who else could I trust?
Now I’m just joking, but only barely. More than ever, this feels like the part of the film where either a hero or extraordinary power swoops in and saves us or we decide to save ourselves by standing up to the likes of the Omicrons.
Whether they’re wearing robes or abusing their elected offices with stupidity.
I’m by no means suggesting storming the Capitol. Rather, spending some more time standing up to them in strategic discourse and civil disobedience.
As well as crawling through broken glass to cast your vote and make yourself heard.