The Chair’s leisure time this week was about as scarce as baby formula in a big city… (too soon?!). The piles of student scripts keep multiplying… and like Lucy and Ethel, it’s been hard to keep up.

But fear not, he will be dug out and rested by next week as long as he doesn’t glance at his retirement savings (no chance of that), attempt to fill up his gas tank a second time in that time period (REALLY no chance of that), or find out that he’s impregnated anyone and will find himself responsible for feeding an infant (ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE of that.  AT ALL).

While you wait for a new take from the Chair, listen to the new Harry Styles album, watch some of Kate McKinnon’s best sketches on SNL (we’ll miss you Kate!), or curl up and let Taylor Swift’s NYU commencement address inspire you to again start “feeling 22.”