A Presto, Italia!

That would be “See you soon, Italy” because… seriously… the Chair will be back!

The final week of Italian adventures continued in spectacular Venice. Clearly, the Chair hated it.

Every moment is agony.

Every moment is agony.

But once the Chair settled in with some familiar friends, all was well.

Hello Gorgeous!

Hello Gorgeous!

You beautiful bastard

You beautiful bastard

But despite the spectacular plates, the Chair was longing for home. It’s a good thing home never seems so far away…

Fratelli de Property!

Fratelli de Property!

He lives!

He lives!

But rest assured, the homesickness quickly wore off as the views made it hard to remember the rolling hills of Hollywood.

Beverly Hills who?

Beverly Hills who?

Malibu what?

Malibu what?

Santa Monica who?

Santa Monica where?

Did we mention that the Chair may never return?

Who are we kidding? He couldn’t stay away. Check out his favorite purchase during his travels…

A tiny, couture Chair

A tiny, couture Chair

Oh he’ll be home in no time.. but not without one last dish!

As if it wouldn't be carbs??

As if it wouldn’t be carbs??

So until next week, when the Chair returns and retreats to a quiet place to binge on The Voice  and Mad Men …. Arrivederci!

 

Under the Tuscan Sun

The Chair’s journey continues as he takes a seat in Tuscany.

No, I'm not in this.

Not the chair.

First stop… Florence!

Is this real?

Is this real?

Pictures of the sights are exciting, but let’s be honest… we want to see the food.

Never enough vino!

Never enough vino!

Drool...

Drool…

.. and now i'm in a carb coma

.. and now i’m in a carb coma

But we all really know what the Chair is doing while he’s in Italy… watching the Eurovision Song Contest!

Conchita Wurst foreverrrr

Conchita Wurst foreverrrr

That’s right, The Chair went all the way to Italy to root for an Austrian bearded drag persona (and creation of 25-year-old Thomas Neuwirth). And guess what… Conchita totally nailed it.  

As if the Chair would fall behind on his pop culture!

Next week – highlights from Venice, and more mouth-watering, jealousy-inducing pics!  #TheChairMayNeverComeHome