I knew awards shows were getting out of hand when several decades ago my Dad started asking me for inside information. This was because Las Vegas bookrooms were posting odds and taking bets on the Oscars. We had a few good runs over several years (a mint was made on Sofia Coppola winning best original screenplay for “Lost in Translation”), but recently Vegas wised up. Their odds now give bettors such a low chance of return on their money (you have to put up something like $500 to win a mere $50 on an even a vaguely probable winner) that it’s barely worth it. The exception, of course, is hitting a year when someone like Marisa Tomei scores the upset of the century and gets gold for “My Cousin Vinny,” but we all know what the chances are of winning anything significant for acting in a broad comedy, right? I mean, this isn’t politics.
There is even less chance and reward for figuring out who will win television’s annual Emmy Awards but that doesn’t stop all of us from jabbering on every year (or at least the weekend before the broadcast) about who will take home the sharp-winged lady. Seriously, have you ever held one? it sort of feels like a murder weapon from an old Agatha Christie novel. For those under 30 unfamiliar with Ms. Christie, think…oh, never mind…
Anyway, in the spirit of competition – and because the Chair will be attending and live blogging Sunday night’s Emmy Awards from the Nokia Theatre (hint hint, visit the blog)– but mostly because The Chair LOVES being embarrassed by making wrong predictions. The following is a guide to the winners AND losers of the evening. But not all of them because there are approximately 963 categories.
Disclaimer: There are also now approximately 963 TV channels so there is NO ONE in the world who can possibly judge who will win television’s highest honor (isn’t the latter syndication money?) both intelligently and accurately. Luckily, intelligence and accuracy are not particularly valued at this time in our history. So – here goes.
Outstanding Lead Actor, Drama
The Nominees: Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire), Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad), Michael C. Hall (Dexter), Hugh Bonneville (Downton Abbey), Damian Lewis (Homeland), Jon Hamm (Mad Men).
Winner: Damian Lewis
Loser: Jon Hamm
Jon Hamm’s Don Draper has never won an Emmy? No. He should win this year, especially since MM’s creator Matt Weiner specifically wrote one of his Emmy-nominated scripts this season specifically to give the star a chance to show off by playing everything from seductive abuser to vomiting sick husband over the space of 60 minutes. Still, fan favorite Steve Carrell was never shown Emmy love for The Office and it seems to get tougher to get the crowd’s attention as time goes on. Enter Damian Lewis, a British actor playing an American POW turned potential terrorist in the first season of the much-heralded Homeland. Enuf said. Except that all of the actors in the category are as deserving. But especially Jon Hamm (did I mention Jon Hamm??)
Outstanding Lead Actress, Drama
The Nominees: Glenn Close(Damages), Michelle Dockery (Downton Abbey), Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife), Kathy Bates (Harry’s Law), Claire Danes (Homeland), Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men)
Winner: Claire Danes
Loser: Claire Danes
Claire Danes portrayal of a brilliant and bipolar CIA agent is astounding. She will win. If she doesn’t win, she deserves equal attention as loser du jour because, in case I didn’t mention it, she’s brilliant in the part. Really enuf said.
Outstanding Supporting Actor, Drama
The Nominees: Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad), Giancarlo Esposito (Breaking Bad), Brendan Coyle (Downton Abbey), Jim Carter (Downton Abbey), Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones), Jared Harris (Mad Men).
Winner: Giancarlo Esposito
Loser: Jared Harris
I’m taking the word of too many of my friends who say I’m an idiot for not regularly watching Breaking Bad. So at the very least I have to acknowledge their insistence that Esposito will win. Though I am a Downton Abbey fan (you can’t be surprised by that), no one role on the series is showy enough to take Emmy home. Dinaklage and Paul are quite good but don’t have the heat behind them this year. Jared Harris does, especially since it’s not easy to be convincing for more than a few moments as a hanging corpse, much less through a whole series of scenes. Still, I’m predicting a Mad Men backlash in as many categories as a television awards show can muster because the broadcast networks are fed up and jealous.
Outstanding Supporting Actress, Drama
The Nominees: Anna Gunn (Breaking Bad), Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey), Joanne Froggatt (Downton Abbey), Archie Panjabi (The Good Wife), Christine Baranski (The Good Wife), Christine Hendricks (Mad Men)
Winner: Christina Hendricks
Loser: Maggie Smith
Any TV watcher knows these are all terrific actresses. However, sometimes an episode comes along during a season where a character and an actress are asked to make a turn so shocking that, if it works and works well, you need at least a new VW bug (I have an old one) to cart all the accolades away. Such is the case for Christina Hendricks and what she had to endure playing poor Joan this year. If you haven’t seen The Other Woman episode I’m not going to spoil it other than to say – I’m still upset! But I mean, then there’s the Dowager Countess, who is of course brilliant. Snide, funny and wicked… I kind of want to see her reaction when she’s snubbed.
Outstanding Leading Actor in a Comedy
The Nominees: Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory), Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Don Cheadle (House of Lies), Louis C.K. (Louie), Alec Baldwin (30 Rock), Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men).
Winner: Jim Parsons
Loser: Louis C.K.
Jim Parsons is hilarious in a very broad, traditional three-camera sitcom fashion. The problem is he’s doing the same performance year after year and has lately won year and after year. Since in some circles television is all about entertaining repetition (and it feels like Alec Baldwin has been coasting a little bit as of late), expect JP to take the stage. Like the even more wicked offspring of Larry David, expect Louis C.K. to be similarly ignored. He’s so good he makes it look soooo easy. And that rarely gets you an Emmy.
Outstanding Lead Actress, Comedy
The Nominees: Lena Dunham (Girls), Melissa McCarthy (Mike & Molly), Zooey Deschanel (New Girl), Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie), Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation), Tina Fey (30 Rock), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep).
Winner: Amy Poehler
Loser: Zooey Deschanel
It’s Amy Poehler’s time and she’s never won. And she deserves it for not only a great season but for helping steer a show that had a less than auspicious creative debut into one of the best half hour comedies now running. As my friend says about Zooey Deschanel – she’s adorkable and that’s hard to do every week on television. Plus, she’s has also taken a show with another less than auspicious pilot and made it much better than anyone could have ever expected. But – it’s not her time. Yet.
Outstanding Supporting Actor, Comedy
The Nominees: Ed O’Neill (Modern Family), Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family), Ty Burrell (Modern Family), Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family),Max Greenfield (New Girl), Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live).
Winner: Bill Hader
Loser: Bill Hader if he doesn’t win.
One word – Stefon. The Modern Family guys are good but still doing the same shtick. Max Greenfield is good but it’s not his…well, you know.
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy
The Nominees: Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory), Kathryn Joosten (Desperate Housewives), Julie Bowen (Modern Family), Sofia Vergara (Modern Family), Merritt Wever (Nurse Jackie), Kristen Wiig (Saturday Night Live).
Winner: Kristen Wiig
Loser: Everyone else
Seriously, this IS Kristin Wiig’s year. I mean, even The Chair was touched when Mick Jagger sang her sendoff on her last episode of SNL this season. Plus, there was the Liza Minnelli Turns off A Lamp sketch.
KW also co-wrote and starred in “Bridesmaids,” the biggest grossing (and grossest) comedy of last year. You can’t stop a tidal wave.
Outstanding Writing, Drama
The Nominees: Julian Fellows (“Episode 7,” Downton Abbey); Semi Chellas, Matthew Weiner (“The Other Woman,” Mad Men), Andre Jacquemetton, Maria Jacquemetton (“Commissions and Fees,” Mad Men); Semi Chellas, Matthew Weiner (“Far Away Places,” Mad Men); Alex Gansa, Howard Gordon, Gideon Raff (“Pilot,” Homeland.)
Winner: Alex Gansa, Howard Gordon, Gideon Raff (Homeland)
Loser: Any episode of Mad Men
There is nothing on television as consistently original, thought provoking and chance taking as Mad Men (have I said that?) – especially when one considers its fifth season was probably its most risky. Yet Homeland managed to take the suspense/political conspiracy genre to an entirely new level with an equal marriage of plot and character. Any writer knows this is nearly impossible to do yet what most every dramatic writer strives for. Kudos.
Outstanding Writing, Comedy
The Nominees: Chris McKenna (“Remedial Chaos Theory,” Community), Lena Dunham (“Pilot,” Girls), Louis C.K. (“Pregnant,” Louie), Amy Poehler (“The Debate,” Parks and Recreation), Michael Schur (“Win, Lose or Draw,” Parks and Recreation)
Winner: Lena Dunham (Girls)
Loser: All of the other writers
Originality tends to be most rewarded in the writing categories, particularly in comedy. Lena Dunham is a triple threat Emmy nominee (writer; director; actress) this year but it’s her unique worldview in Girls that makes the show so special. Some see it as comedy. Others see it as tragedy. We see it as winning. An Emmy – not the Charlie Sheen kind.
Outstanding Miniseries or Made for TV Movie
The Nominees: American Horror Story, Game Change, Hatfields & McCoys, Hemingway & Gellhorn, Luther, Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia.
Winner: Game Change
Loser: American Horror Story
It’s too hard for television to resist Julianne Moore’s Sarah Palin or a chance to twist the dagger a little deeper into everyone’s favorite political mean
girl gal. (Ugh, please don’t write and say I’m sexist – she is mean! And I crossed out girl, didn’t I?!) Is Game Change the BEST in this category? Well, no. That’d be American Horror Story. Because it’s the sickest, most wickedly funny and oddly twisted dramatic thing to come along in quite a while. True – it’s not perfect by a long shot but isn’t that what makes it so great? (that’s rhetorical).
The Nominees: The Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Girls, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Veep.
Winner: Modern Family
Girls is disturbing, uncomfortable, funny, sad and even slightly full of itself. Just like life. It is also new and different and even a little creepy so it won’t win even though it should. Look for the entire cast and creators of Modern Family to go traipsing across the stage. It’s a well-done show, but more importantly, makes people in network television feel hip and contemporary (which very few of them or even us are, especially those of us making snide remarks about other people’s work). However, Veep? Really?
The Nominees: Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Mad Men
Loser: Mad Men
Mad Men is THE best written, acted and everything else shows on television. There is NO debate about this. Sorry. And one could argue that this past season was its strongest. However, if Matt Weiner & Co. walk away with best drama series this time it will be five years in a row and those who work in the TV industry aren’t ready to make AMC a record holder of anything. Homeland is a more traditional show but brilliant in a different way. The other nominees are also all excellent series. This is the rarest of rare “embarrassment of riches” category.
OK, now it’s time for you to share your predictions in the comments, and join The Chair on Sunday, starting at 8pm EST/5pm PST for a hashtag filled moment-by-moment biting Emmy commentary. #JimmyKimmelwantstoknow
I get that you don’t watch Breaking Bad but that doesn’t mean it’s not one of the best things on TV . Ignore Mr. Cranston at your own peril! I also think Lena has a good shot
BC is an an awards machine and looks more like the typical network executive. Still, it’s about acting and they all imagine they look like Jon Hamm. I’d also be happy with LD wins.
Hey Steve! Love the predix, most of them line up with my own and I think both of us will be quite pleased with ourselves come Emmy night. I’m surprised you don’t even mention Bryan Cranston, but if you’re not a regular Breaking Bad viewer you might not realize the sheer brilliance of his performances. I think it’ll be neck and neck between Cranston and Lewis, with the “he’s already won 3 times” factor counting against Cranston and elevating Lewis’ chances (because his performance was, too, brilliant).
Also: You mentioned Weiner writing an amazing episode specifically for Jon, were you referring to last year’s tour-de-force “The Suitcase”? If so, he already lost for that to Kyle Chandler of Friday Night Lights. If Hamm couldn’t win with that tape in a year without Cranston, I can’t see him winning while submitting “The Other Woman” (a powerhouse for Hendricks and Moss, not as much Hamm).
I hope Wiig and Hader take their trophies but it’ll probably be Bowen and Burrell again. Wiig probably has the best shot to upset, as that send-off was totally beautiful.
I think the Emmys really got it right with nominations this year: for every major snub (Parks & Rec, Louie) there was a deserving alternative (Girls, Veep), so hopefully things will follow suit come Emmy night. Pulling for Breaking Bad and Lena Dunham in all races!
Have a great Emmy night (evening here in LA I suppose), I’d love to hear your thoughts once the winners are announced. In case you’re interested, I, too, have been handicapping the races and rating the nominees’ tapes, so if that interests you at all, check them out (and comment as well haha). I’ll link my name in the comments to the site.
I was thinking about this year’s Howard Johnson’s episode for Hamm on “Mad Men,” but perhaps I was collapsing two different ones together. I’ve seen BB and like it but for some reason I haven’t sat down and watched the whole thing. Not enough hours in the week? I’m hoping for some upsets so it’s great TV – but only upsets I agree with!