The Macabre of it all

It is not lost on me that that the only two TV series I’m watching at the moment are Wednesday and Dexter. 

Though why wouldn’t you want to keep up with a snide, too-smart-for-the-room malcontent who can’t completely bend the world to her will despite her vast intellectual powers, or the dark passenger of good guy serial killers who only kills the bad guys?

Though I do miss the “kill shirt”

So many of us are frustrated that well-reasoned, fact-based logic no longer works. And I’ll bet even more fantasize about the countless ways we could do away with the truly evil bad guys who are wreaking havoc on our streets, or from inside buildings of rarefied power.

Though, well, perhaps it’s just me.

It’s not just you, Chairy.

Let’s face it, these are macabre times.

If you are of the baby boomer (1946-1964) or Gen X (1965-1980) generations it’s particularly strange to see U.S. soldiers in an airfield on their knees rolling out a literal red carpet to the president of Russia and all that implies.

Is this like rooting for Ivan Drago??

From an ongoing nuclear arms race to a free democracy vs. autocratic dictatorship stance, the dangerous differences between us allowed polite constructive conversation for the good of the planet but never a glad-handing, subservient welcome wagon.

It’d be like Dexter greeting David Berkowitz, the Notorious “Son of Sam” killer in NYC in the 1970s, at a dinner party with a bear hug and a back slap.

Well when you put it that way

At best, Dex would politely nod at him in order to keep the peace, and then spend most of the rest of the evening listening to suss out the danger and to quell any potential violence on the immediate horizon.

And if that analogy sounds like a reach, it should be known this season’s Dexter: Resurrection actually has our amiable anti-hero at a serial killer dinner party, assembled by a fictional tech billionaire played by Peter Dinklage, for his own amusement, with help from his icy assassin assistant in the form of Uma Thurman.

And yes, Dinklage wears a Doctor Evil suit

It seemed like a bit of a stretch at first, but as world and domestic events unfold in 2025 one can’t help but wonder how many secret confabs of real world baddies go unnoticed right under all of our collective noses.

Of course, it depends on what your definitions of bad and good; heroes and villains are.  And for that definition I couldn’t venture a guess on anything timely enough to satisfy a majority of Americans, never mind the world’s population.

This is what happen when there is no longer an accepted baseline of what is acceptable in a country that is often touted as the actual leader of democracy in the free world.

We’re all tap dancin’ with Sutton because Anything Goes #hyuckhyuck

As for Wednesday, she lives merely on television, in a community of people who are “different” from the norm (Note: In her case, a school for gifted teenagers with supernatural power, aka Outcasts), located in a town of so-called “normies.”  It’s a place her parents bring her to so she can be educated and thrive in a free environment and thus ultimately have a better life.

Sure, it sounds good on paper, but in practice…. well, let’s just say the school and the town is loaded with barriers of pre-judgement and predators, often coming from the upper echelons of power at the school itself.

Though not entirely.

And how can we be mad when the outfits are Bewitched levels of amazing?

Wednesday may be tough, smart and possess unique powers that could benefit those around her, but her difference proves too great.  Her elders see her as a threat to the current social order and their futures.  Too many in her community find her confidence and looks off-putting.  And she does herself no favors in how little tolerance she has for any of it – or anything else.

At another time and in another place, she might even be referred to as “uppity.”

Rude

No one believes Wednesday Addams will always do the right thing or turn out to be one of the “good” ones once she is an adult.  But a principle premise of the series is that she, and the rest of those society snap judges to be “outcasts” without any proof their differences equal danger and justify contempt, should be given a chance in a world that purports to run on freedom.

It’s the argument for democracy.

It’s the argument for immigrants.

Indeed

It’s the argument for free and fair elections on an even playing field in a country that professes to be emancipated.

Just as no one believes Dexter Morgan, a guy whose skill at slicing up the human bodies of his victims into a dozen neatly wrapped freezer bags and then thrown into the nearest ocean or trash compactor, is the best role model we have for moral virtue and decision-making.

What’s scary is that these days, at the end of one of our maddeningly endless “news” days, their choices are beginning to look not half bad.

“Bloody Mary” – Lady Gaga (sped up via Wednesday)

Our Dark Passenger

I’ve always had a thing for Dexter

It’s not because I like stories about serial killers, who as it turns out are rarer in real life than a kind word  from Trump chief of staff Stephen Miller. 

But we’ll get to him later.

Do we have tooooo???

See, Dexter is a guy who only kills other killers.  Or abusers.  People considered by normal society to be the “worst of the worst.”

Needless to say, the society we live in now is anything but normal. 

So, when you think of it, what better time for him to come back?  He’s a welcome antidote, nee solution, to some of the worst situations and people in the news.

If only he and say, Law and Order SVU’s Olivia Benson were real.  Imagine all the problems they could solve. 

Get em Liv!

Not to mention, Dexter always cleans up after himself.

Meticulously.

This week the fourth iteration in the Dexter universe, Dexter: Resurrection, dropped on Paramount+.  It’s highly watchable and Michael C. Hall hasn’t lost any of the charismatic creepiness that put the character  in the pantheon of iconic TV anti-heroes.

He’s baaaack

If bad people lurk among us, and they do, a random good person who crosses Dexter’s path can pretty much count on him to do the right thing and protect or save them from evil.  It doesn’t always work for those who get too close to him because, well, it’s not safe to hang out with a serial killer, or most especially have him as a close friend or family member. 

But for most of the rest of us, he’s an ironic guardian angel.  A cheeky just desert for, well, one can only imagine.

I haven’t caught up with the new Superman movie yet but by most accounts it’s pretty great and David Corenswet, in the titular role, understands that you don’t have to be perfect to be a hero.  Yes, you need to be handsome and jacked, but you can also be goofy, funny, nerd charming and even… half-Jewish!

did I mention criminally handsome?

The latter might mean nothing to you but it would have done wonders for me in my childhood.

And beyond.

And yes, you’re reading this right.  Superman and Dexter both have something in common.  When push comes to shove their actions are modern-day heroic.  They just go about it differently. But by any rational definition the only people they kill and capture are the obvious and proven bad guys and gals.  No discrimination by skin color, wealth, age, social status or connections.

No discrimination here!

If only we had them just outside of L.A. this week when a California farm worker died from injuries in a massive, masked ICE raid on two farms where more than 300 people were arrested, a number of them in this country legally, and at least 10 of them children. 

Or in my neighborhood on the fourth of July where three long-time employees of the Santa Palm Car Wash were taken away by a bunch of unidentified goons who waited until the Palm’s manager was on a bathroom break to strike. 

This being West Hollywood, there were, of course, a few X-rated bon mots uttered by one observer, despite the guns and bogeyman stocking caps.  Click on the link and scroll down to hear them.

West Hollywood stand up

And thanks to the BBB just passed in Congress, ICE will be receiving in the neighborhood of $100 BILLION in the next five years, making it by far the biggest and most well-financed law enforcement agency in the history of the United States, far outstripping the FBI and the DEA.

Which means that every big melting pot American city could use the services of not only Dexter and Superman, but every member of the Marvel Universe, along with Hell Boy and The Incredibles for the really offbeat cases. (Note:  We in the Hollywood Hills claim Edna “E” Mode).

She’s in

And let’s not even get started with Alligator Alcatraz in the Florida Everglades, where POTUS gleefully imagined escaping prisoners swimming from side to side to avoid crocodiles.  But why wouldn’t they try to Get Out!  Those inmates, who are read no rights and given no hearings, are shoved 40 a piece into a rodent-infested cage with three non-private toilets and occasional worm-filled food.

And American Buyers beware!  Variations of those concentration camp-ish-like “detainment centers” will be available in a town near you within the next year or so, thanks to the BBB.

Inside of my brain

Ironically, this entire Gestapo-like immigration policy is the brainchild of none other than the aforementioned Stephen Miller, a native of Los Angeles (Note: Liberal Santa Monica to be exact) and fellow Jew who grandparents migrated to America from Europe to escape the Holocaust.

Mr. Miller is a lifelong provocateur, whose failed campaign for student government at Santa Monica High School featured an infamous vitriolic rant where he proclaimed, in a moment of thinly-veiled race-baiting as a young teenager, that he absolutely refuses to pick up his trash at school because “we have plenty of janitors to do it for us!’

Dexter is prepping

His anger at the Latino population, which accounted for about 35% of his high school (Note: Not including the janitors) is well-known and documented.  But don’t take my word for it.  You can google him or read this article in the L.A. Times last week.

One tidbit quotes a derisive letter 16-year-old Stevie wrote to his school newspaper about them, blithely noting, “there are usually very few, if any Hispanic students in my honors classes,” and later profusely complaining about the absurdity of school announcements being made in both English and Spanish to accommodate recent immigrants. 

God he is just the worst

There is also a particularly disturbing story from one of his best friends from middle school, who specifically recalled Mr. Miller called him up right before they started high school, out of the blue, to curtly tell him he could no longer be friends with him because of his acne, lack of confidence and Latino heritage. 

“It was pretty cruel, even for a teenager,” the former friend remembered some 25 years later to the reporter in what would be the understatement of the month if this were any other administration or any other year.

If only there was “someone” heroic enough to put an end to his present day cruelties.

So to speak.

Bonnie Tyler – Holding Out For a Hero