Let’s Talk About Excellence

You don’t really want to read about an old racist running for POTUS, right? 

I mean, it’s tempting. 

We get it Elmo

His idea that you’re either this or that and if you assert the reality that you are both he calls you a liar, or a lunatic or disrespectful to the this or that of yourself you are not asserting at that moment.

For example, in my case there are some rooms where I’m gay (Note: Or, well, REALLY gay) and others where I am THE Jew, or just one Jew among many Jews.

But in truth, I’m always a gay Jew — in any room where I’m present.

You’re welcome

It would be impossible for me not to be.

Still, given that I’m a white dude (Note: For Kamala) no one seems too concerned with what I am in pretty much any room. 

At least out loud.

This is not the case for the bi-racial female Vice President of the United States now that she is the Democratic nominee running for president against the old racist. 

She’s that girl

He seems to want to make it an issue because…..

  1. He’s an old racist who wants to attract those racists still undecided? 
  2. He’s that dumb and lazy that he can’t be bothered to bone up on any real issues where he could best her?
  3. He’s a snowflake so bubble-wrapped, out-of-it that he doesn’t get the actual reality of 21st century America.

I could go on.

please do, Chairy!

But whatever you choose it doesn’t matter.  Kamala Harris can take care of herself.  Especially if we all continue to have her back and vote for her in order to save our democracy against an old racist who aspires to be a very old dictator.

It’s looking better after a few weeks with $300 million raised from mostly small donations and #Kamalanomenon actually becoming a viral thing.

Kamala HQ

Who knew?  We certainly didn’t three weeks ago.

Which is why we need to talk about excellence.

Can you imagine an old racists competition in the 2024 Paris Olympics? 

Yes you could.

Picture it

At the very least there’d be our old racist; that Le Pen woman who recently lost the race she was sure she’d win to be president of France (Note: Yeah, she’s only 55 but that’s not young by French standards); and that Venezuelan dictator out of central casting Maduro guy proclaiming himself winner of an election he actually lost more than a week ago because you can’t teach a 62-year-old racist new tricks.

Unlike the actual competitive athletes now in Paris, you can’t teach anything at all new to those soon to be obsolete, old you-know-whats.  They operate from a tired ancient playbook that goes back for centuries.  Listen to the second season of Rachel Maddow’s excellent podcast Ultra and you’ll see what I mean.  Pretty much everything happening in the U.S. right now was cribbed from the Sen. Joe McCarthy playbook of the 1950s, right down to the Make America Great Again slogan.  And badly.

Laaaaame

As for the 2024 Olympics on view seemingly everywhere, it is the opposite – a testament to training, preparation, excellence AND a diaspora of representation stretched across the planet. 

I’ve never been a sports guy/gay/Jew/whatever but I’ve always found the Olympics highly inspiring. The dedication to get so good at a specialty that you can stand among the best in the world and do your thing alongside them (Note: And actually pat the winner on the back) is something you don’t get in a homogeneous totalitarian state. 

And yes we’re including Celine in this

Ask any of the supremely talented Russian or Belarusian athletes banned from competing in Paris this year, if you could get to them to talk at all – or even get to them.  Especially the gymnasts.  (Note: Who else remembers the great Olga Korbut?) They must be truly and rightly p.o.’d. 

Since it happens only once every four years, Olympics excellence is a different type of mastery.  It shows us what a human being or team can do at one peak moment in time as the best in their country and perhaps the WORLD. 

Superhuman

It takes a lot more work than being an old racist because you have to continually fail, get better, hear the truth and the boos, adjust accordingly, get back in the ring and fail better until you are better – maybe even the best.

  • Super gymnast Simone Biles, 27, earned three gold medals in the 2024 games after bowing out of most of the 2021 Tokyo Olympics due to severe psychological stress. But she concentrated on rebuilding herself psychologically, as well as physically, over the next three years and even proudly acknowledged she had a session with her therapist just before going out and winning one of her Olympic golds this past week.
  • Swimmer Katie Ledecky, 27, and a veteran of FOUR Olympics, returned this year and became the female athlete with the most gold medals in Olympic history, winning three more in Paris for a total of nine, making it 14 medals for her over 12 years.
How do you say GOAT in French?

And though a certain other kind of bigot might see them merely as unhappy childless cat ladies, both have not ruled out competing at the Summer 2028 games in Los Angeles.

On the men’s side, there were numerous medal winners but none the zeitgeist loved more than Stephen Nedoroscik, 25, adorkable Pommel Horse specialist.  He helped lead the U.S. men’s gymnastics team to a bronze medal (Note: Its first medal of any kind in 16 years) and became the only male gymnast this year to win a second medal in the individual competitions. An electrical engineer, Rubik’s cube master and self-described nerd with severe vision problems, Nedoroscik (Note: Okay, he’s a personal favorite of mine) has been dubbed the Clark Kent of the competition for the seriously corrective glasses he wears at all times except when he competes.  In those moments they come off and he literally has to feel his way around the apparatus as he executes his routine.

How could you not love him?

I have no idea the political affiliations of the above three athletes (Note: Though Ms. Biles did shade the old racist when she tweeted she “loves her black job,” alongside a picture of herself and her medal).  But it is interesting to note that one is a person of color, another has a physical handicap and the third is a 6 foot tall unmarried woman almost in her thirties without any kids.

More than anyone or anything else, this is and has been America for quite a while. 

Old racists be damned.

Charlie xcx – “360”

The Season Finale

There are so many takeaways from Thursday’s season one finale of the Jan. 6th Trump Insurrection Hearings TV series.

But before we get into the serious stuff, let’s understand that this 8th episode was, more than anything else, great TV.  

As such it delivered not only plot, drama and prosecutorial bread crumbs, but something for EVERY type of viewer –especially us silly and superficial ones.

Say it with me now!

Yes, yes, yes, as our beloved Stefon might say if he were still here (Note: And where is he????), this episode had EVERYTHING:

1. Two plus hours of an insanely hot Clark Kent lookalike sitting directly behind live witnesses Matt Pottinger and Sarah Matthews.  He nearly broke Thirst Twitter and, quite honestly, made it difficult for the Chair to focus at times.

Look who left Metropolis!

And, for what I’m sure is only a very small handful of readers who care (Note: Ahem), his name is Alex Wollet, he’s 23 and a med student/Ohio University grad studying neuroscience, currently doing a residency at the National Institute of Health. 

That’s right – a soon to be…DOCTOR! 

Though word is that he might NOT be single (and could be the boyfriend of Ms. Matthews) I truly have no idea and would much prefer picturing him merely writing a story about all this for The Daily Planet and everything that might entail.

Please get this renewed for season 2

2. The once in a lifetime chance of hearing Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) say the words delicate flower and (former attorney general) Bill Barr in the same sentence. 

Chastising critics who have publicly knocked her and the work of the committee for being biased and one-sided because there were no hand-picked Republicans chosen by Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy serving among their ranks, Rep. Cheney icily turned to the camera in her final summation address and rhetorically proclaimed to all of those doubters:

Do you really think Bill Barr is such a delicate flower that he would wilt under (that) cross-examination?

Add a hair flip!!

(Note: It’s worth stating Cheney, one of two Republicans actually appointed to the committee, is about as conservative a member of Congress as you can get, voting with Trump a whopping 94% of the time)

Why can’t you let me enjoy things, Chairy??

3. The juxtaposition of fist pumping, pre-insurrection fueling Missouri Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO), with mid-insurrection footage of Road Runner-like Sen. Hawley leaping through the halls of the Capitol building and then bouncing down its stairs, with folders full of god knows what, in a hurried, last ditch attempt to elude that rabid crowd of patriots he had emboldened just several hours prior.

His escapades sparked a series of soundtrack memes, my favorite being the one to the tune of Vangelis’ Chariots of Fire:

Certainly, there were scores of other revelations, eyewitness testimony, clarifications, framings and reiterations of what happened three plus hours from the time Trump encouraged what we now know were his very well-armed mob of supporters – HIS PEOPLE that we now realize, thanks to this committee, he told security NOT to disarm because he knew THEY had no intention of harming HIM. 

These were the same armed people he shouted to at his rally right before the insurrection started to FIGHT LIKE HELL if they wanted to keep their country.

Lay Translation:  Do whatever it takes to stop the certification of the results of this election.

A thrilling first season

But let’s get back to specific Thursday night revelations:

— A recounting of phone conversations between members of Mike Pence’s Secret Service/security detail on the phone with their loved ones saying goodbye in case they didn’t survive the oncoming onslaught of rioters meant to hang the former vice-president right before our eyes.

– A compelling timeline of puppet master Trump first throwing virtual gasoline onto HIS PEOPLE to spark the planned demonstrations/riots/violence and then unapologetically watching and listening to a more than 3-hour romp of desecration and death onto the Capitol building and those unlucky enough to be inside it despite pleas from TRUMP family, staff and staunch political allies for him to call it off.

Serving real Regina George energy

–  Numerous live and taped accounts of the former president seated in the head chair of his small private dining room, ALONE, hamburger(s) in hand, gleefully glued to Fox News like a demented Wimpy.  His response to those who dared to physically or virtually enter his space and ask for some action or protection or plan to protect the elected representatives in Congress from HIS PEOPLE was outright refusal or deflection.  That is unless you count numerous calls BY TRUMP to various senators and congresspersons in an eleventh hour attempt to get them to stall the ceremonial counting of the Electoral College votes that would rightfully declare Joe Biden president and confirm Trump as the official LOSER of the 2020 election.

Sowwy

Certainly, other high and low points exist, depending on your view of high and low, your commitment to not only truth telling but truth HEARING. 

There are also more questions to be asked, especially in light of all the mysterious missing Secret Service text messages from Jan.6th (and even 7th).

One that comes to mind is:  Wouldn’t it be interesting to see the now deleted texts between Trump’s Secret Service detail and Pence’s Secret Service detail that day considering Pence’s refusal mid-insurrection to get in the car, driven by HIS Secret Service agents, and leave the Capitol Building area?

A real headscratcher

As the Vice President, who was steadfast to record the final votes on that date no matter what, was said to have stated to one of his assigned protectors as they attempted to whisk him away and out of the vicinity of the Capitol building:

If I get in that vehicle, you guys are taking off.  I’m not getting in that car.

What exactly DID Pence fear?  Where WAS the Secret Service taking him and for how long?  And at WHOSE DIRECTION would his evacuation be done at???? 

Also, how is it that the Secret Service claims of updating their communication systems conveniently occurred on Jan. 6, which we now know was a long-planned date by team Trump for a mass rally (Note: Riot?) that the then POTUS tweeted days before would be WILD; and close Trump confidante Steve Bannon previewed would be THE DAY ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE to his podcast audience?

Gotta check my notes here

Okay, admittedly that’s more than one question – among so, so many others. 

This is why rather than closing up shop like the limited series they had planned, the committee will actually have a season 2 starting not next year but in September.

Just how many episodes or for how long, depends on, as is the usual case with MUST SEE TV, public response. 

Next season produced by Ryan Murphy (get your wigs out Sarah Paulson!)

Let’s hope we, the public, nee citizens, choose wisely.   And that the programming from Cheney and company avoids that cursed sophomore slump.

Though her closing admonition re team Trump – The damn is beginning to break –does give me hope.

Josh Hawley running to Benny Hill