Labor Gains

So this week the Writers Guild of America and members of the AMPTP – aka the major studios and streamers – reached an agreement on a new three-year contract. 

Yay!!

What this means is that once WGA members vote between Oct 2 – Oct 9th and make it official, an almost FIVE MONTH strike/work stoppage will end.

Hopefully, this will be followed by successful SAG-AFTRA negotiations this week, using some of what the WGA negotiated in terms of wages, streaming residuals and AI use as a template (Note: Yes, our issues differ but they also overlap so this will be a start). 

There will certainly be a few hiccups but if all goes according to expectations, the actors will also get a fair deal and the entertainment industry should be fully up and running again.

Weeeeee!

The agreement is a bit complicated but not so much that it is incomprehensible.  This Deadline Hollywood account gives you the highlights.

Click here for all the details!

But you know what would also be great? 

If the auto workers get a fair deal from their employers after agreeing to massive pay cuts when the economy tanked more than a decade ago in order to save their employers.

That would be great not only because they deserve it but also because it’s the JUST thing to do. 

You know the BIG THREE auto MAKERS (Note: Whose CEO’s now each make tens of millions a year apiece in salary and stock options thanks to their laborers work and past sacrifices) are behind the eight ball when none other than FORTUNE magazine runs an article a few weeks ago with this headline:

Auto workers want 36% pay hike…automakers can afford it.

Has the AMPTP gotten into cars?

I’d provide a link to the article but like so many things these days it’s hiding behind a pay wall.  And let’s face it, neither you or I are going to pay for a year’s worth of Fortune.

Still, here’s an article from NBC explaining some of the same issues.

There’s a reason labor unions exist and their workers sometimes must go on strike.

And no, it’s not because workers ENJOY going on strike. 

hence the post-strike celebration like this!

Nor is it because most employers will voluntarily pay their employees anything more than the bare minimum they can get away with.

That is why the labor movement began in the first place, unions were formed and FDR became a hero to everyday Americans when he went a step further by creating the social security safety net.

It’s also the reason that I believe Union Joe Biden will be elected president a second time. 

Eighty, schmeighty.

Doubt me, I dare you.

Most union members know when someone is blowing smoke up their engines, laptops or clip reels.

Especially when it’s happened before and the smoke is orange.

SHADE

So yeah, times are tough. 

But the majority of the country doesn’t want to go back in time before unions existed.

Nor do they want to recreate an era when women did not have the right to choose whether to have a child or had the ability to vote. 

And they certainly aren’t going to choose to live in a decade where their non-white friends and co-workers didn’t have equal rights or their gay and lesbian relatives could never even consider legally getting married.

My blood is already boiling

Sure, some people want all of that.  Somewhere. 

But they’re the VAST minority.

The kind of folks who rejoice at shutting the government down just so they can inflict pain on people in the military, civil servant employees and kids from low income families who rely on federal nutrition programs in order to eat.

The types who think people who don’t agree with them should be put to death. 

You can say that again

Or don’t mind if the guy they’re voting for says it. 

Even about a four-star U.S. Army general.

Science tells us that for every action there is a reaction. 

But in the last few months the labor movement has shown us that this can more often than not be a very good thing, especially when you stand up for what’s right.

Lisa Simpson – “Union Strike Folk Song”

Covidable

Hi Everyone — Chair here.

So after almost four glorious years of outrageously defying the odds, it finally happened — and it was the Lady Eris (EG.5) strain that caught me. 

Yes —

I have COVID.

Welp

First — I’m okay.  Not comfortable but not extremely sick.  It sucks but when you quickly take Paxlovid they say it reduces symptoms and quickens the recovery.

Second — this means that there are all kinds of things I don’t get to discuss in the rant I had planned for this week. 

I’m going to try though!

Like —

1. What the f-k Drew Barrymore* and Bill Maher?  Why are you resuming your talk shows without your writers at a key moment in the WGA and SAG strike against the let ‘em eat cake Gilded Age class currently running the streamers and studios?  

And don’t tell us it’s for the small crews on your shows.  You are both worth well in excess of $120 million and counting.  You could continue to write them a few more checks to tide them over for a few more weeks or months. 

That goes to the both of you

Unless it’s that difficult for certain PERFORMERS – like you two – to be OUT of the spotlight for this long?

Right, that couldn’t be it.

*apparently Drew has decided not to resume her show (see Exhibit A). I’m still mad at her so I stand by what I said.

2. Holy hell, new host of Meet The Press, Kristen Welker.  You’re ceding the floor on your very first show by having Trump on as your inaugural guest???  And worse yet, playing second fiddle to Megyn Kelly, who already landed a one-on-one interview with, um, h-him, that aired earlier this week on her Sirius XM radio show.

hard pass

Oh please, it’s not different because you’re on TV.  These days NOTHING is JUST radio.  You can WATCH HER ENTIRE SHOW live via You Tube (Note: Be advised, she knew in advance it’d be broadcast because she’s in full makeup.  And… so is Megyn).

Ooooh Chairy, the SHADE

3. Speaking of full make-up (and not much else) how do you resist talking about Congresswoman Lauren Boebert getting ejected from a touring company production of Beetlejuice in Denver for vaping and causing a ruckus as her date’s hand veered towards her breast and she grabbed his hand, guided him closer and put it there?

Is this a covid symptom?

And how would you begin to explain she’s even a sitting 2023 congresswoman to so many absent friends and family members?  Though, how could you explain so many things???

4.  And then comes the announcement that Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness have broken up after 27 years of marriage.

Not Deb!

I always kind of loved them as a couple because the outside world (Note: née – us) always found it all so unlikely since he’s 13 years younger and she seemed to be having so much fun with it all while aging like a semi-normal person.

In fact, they both seemed to be having a lot of fun.

the way they were 😦

Just be happy you two, together or apart.

But if anything happens to Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, I won’t be so Zen because it will surely be ALL OF OUR FAULTS.

Protect them at all costs

I could go on and on but I won’t.  Except to say, be careful out there. 

I was one of the few still wearing a mask in public indoor places (Note: For the most part).  The latter note could be what got me – or maybe it was simply my time.  Nevertheless, get the booster as soon as you can because now I have to wait THREE F’N MONTHS TO GET IT!!!

And be well.

May the odds be ever in your favor

I will check-in next week.  Right now I’m getting back in touch with my Jewish roots by watching The Fabelmans on cable for the third time (Shana Tova everyone!).  This follows last night, where I viewed the first two new episodes of season three of The Morning Show (Note: No one says f-ck you to and about men better or more unexpectedly than Jennifer Aniston).  And then, in a stupor, fell asleep all alone in my bed (Note: The hubby does NOT have COVID) to reruns of The Nanny.

No comment on the latter.  For now.

The Nanny Theme Song