E PLURIBUS UNUM

When I read there was a new television series with the logline: The most miserable person on Earth must save the world from happiness I knew it was my kind of show for my type of mood.

Or moods.

Or mood swings.

Choose one of the above.

It's me!!!!!! (Elphaba voice)
Know thyself

But what I didn’t know was that Pluribus, the new one-hour Apple TV series, was created by writer-director Vince Gilligan, the same guy who created Breaking Bad, one of my favorite TV shows of all time. 

Or that it would center on an acerbic gay writer with a devoted spouse who secretly thinks most of what they write, not to mention most of the world, is sub-par, nee trash, despite how they appear in public.

Talk about hitting a little too close home.

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Nothin to see here

I mean, not every day, but at least sporadically.

But let’s table the actual events in Pluribus for a moment and stick to its theme:

Misery vs. happiness in a topsy-turvy world.

It is said you can choose optimism vs. pessimism, or to look at the glass as half-full vs. half-empty.

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Or this point of view…

But what happens when you look out your window or at your screen and see masked government goons disappearing a young Dad in handcuffs while they blithely drive away with his one-year old daughter?

Or watch the White House take a literal wrecking ball to a huge chunk of the historic east wing of the…White House… in order to build a Gatsbyesque ballroom, yet happily turn its back on millions of Americans whose health care costs are doubling, tripling or more because it’s refusing to negotiate the government shutdown?

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Oh screw this glass

Or stand incredulous when POTUS is vociferously defended by elected officials after he is filmed literally asleep at his Oval Office desk during a press conference, and then awake yet undisturbed when a man literally faints right beside him at the same gathering moments later?

I guess I could go have a chicken salad sandwich and an iced tea and marvel at how lucky I am to be in the California sunshine but….really?????

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screaming

The current climate in the U.S. (Note: Not to be confused with climate change, which is another subject entirely) is volatile. And shifting.  Right to left and back and forth.  And the effect is dizzying, not only to us but everyone else in the world.

The Latin phrase E pluribus unum – which translated means “out of many, one” – appears on the U.S. dollar bill and on all of our coins (Note: Not to be confused with bitcoins, which is also a whole other thing).

But these days it’s hard to see the country as one of anything except, maybe one big glorious mess.

And that’s if you’re an optimistic, glass half-full kind of a person.

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Evergreen

There are moments in history when the vast majority of the United States are in lockstep, but mostly that’s after we’ve won a war, staved off a terrorist attack, earned the most Olympic gold medals or landed some American humans on another planet or celestial body.

But these days it hardly ever happens otherwise.

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Maybe we need to bring Betty back… everyone loves Betty

The fraying edges of what is good and bad and right and wrong in the zeitgeist more and more appears to depend on what side of the “argument” you’re on.

But arguing is tough when there is less and less personal interaction, or more and more dependence on carefully-mastered, fictional talking points being passed off as truths.

Or alternative facts.

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Tell ’em Benson

The actions of rabid, fat cat Wall Street investors tell us we are just at the beginning of the AI boom but raise your virtual hand if you think that will get you closer to the real truth or the synthetically drawn truth that those who run the machines would like you to believe.

It’s one thing to hear facts you know aren’t facts spouted by a man in orange makeup, or by a government employee with an innocuous religious symbol of their choice around their neck.

But it’ll be far more difficult to counter the lies and manipulations (Note: Untruths is the polite word but this is not a moment for manners) when you’re going against the grain of a hive mind most of the world has been talked into believing through the means of production.

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Welcome to the…

I suspect this is all only the beginning of what Vince Gilligan is offering up for us to think about with Pluribus. And that, alone, is a BIG thought, though nowhere near a brain-breaking one.

All he’s asking us to do is follow a mouthy lesbian (Note: Among my favorite people) who is faced with the eventual extinction of her own thoughts and persona in favor of hive mind thinking and is told to sit back and enjoy it.

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Help her!

It will bring her unimaginable, incomprehensible happiness, i.e. NIRVANA.

Who is telling her?

Well, for the sake of spoilers, let’s just say the “hive mind.”  And the mere small handful of others humans left in the world who are leaning that way because, hey, who doesn’t want Nirvana.

Who wouldn’t want a promise of unlimited joy, peace, global agreement and personal cooperation in just about everything?

Not to mention, everything and everyone is so…. nice.

All the time.

Like – 100% of the time.

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As the kids say, this is sus

Personally, one of the joys in life is not to have to be one thing 100% of the time.

Or to be forced to agree with a higher power dictating how you should live and what you should do each day, even if they are sure it will bring you incalculable contentment.

One person’s contentment is often another person’s incarceration.  And too often the latter is anything but humane.

Especially these days.

Murat Evgin – “Nobody Told Me” (from Pluribus)

World Series Sequel

As a little boy in the Bronx, I loved the New York Yankees and collected baseball cards.   And not only for the sugary flat slabs of gum enclosed in each pack. 

Though they were sooooooo goooooood.

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Life was good

These were the days of Mickey Mantle playing in the outfield and, even to this day, I could give you the starting lineup verbatim. 

It’s funny what random minutiae you will always remember from way back when and what important stuff from yesterday, last week or, even Election Night, 2024, so many of us are able to willingly forget.

But hey –

THE L.A. DODGERS JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!

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You know LA loves a sequel!

IT’S THE FIRST TIME ANY TEAM HAS WON TWO YEARS IN A ROW IN 25 YEARS!! (Note:  And the last time it happened the team was the NY Yankees – a three year winner from 1998-2000).

YAY FOR US ANGELENOS AND YAY FOR ME, A NATIVE NEW YORKER AND LONGTIME CALIFORNIA TRANSPLANT!!!

I might not have a golden toilet, a remodeled marble bathroom or the world’s largest ballroom in the offing (Note: Even though I and U are paying for all of them literally, and, in oh so many other ways)  but I do have TWO winning streaks to my credit.

No LOSER am I.

Kamala and Hillary, aside.

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I can’t talk about that right now

I recently found out my husband of 38 years is a bit of a baseball fan and enjoys a good World Series game, especially when the Dodgers are playing. 

Who knew?

It’s not like I have any leftover bandwidth or RAM to integrate that AND the threat to democracy in a mind that, for whatever reason, has involuntarily chosen to recall the starting lineup to the 1965 NY Yankees.

Joe Pepitone, Bobby Richardson, Tony Kubeck, Clete Boyer, Roger Maris, Mickey Mantle, Roy White/Tom Tresh, Elston Howard and Whitey Ford.

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There they are!

And you thought I was joking.

 (Note: Full disclosure – I did forget Tom Tresh’s last name but knew it began with a “T,” and eventually it came to me).

As proudly petty gay men in certain moments, our household is particularly thrilled that this year the achievements of a multi-racial, multi-ethnic group of professional men, many of them immigrants, in one of the most diverse cities in the most populous state in America, has publicly shown some of what our adopted home town is made of.

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Kike Hernandez, we love you

Perhaps it’s even fleetingly proven to the White House that we’re not a “trash heap,” “rife with crime” and “disrespectful police,” or a “place in need of liberation,” all POTUS quotes from this year.

It won’t change the fact that just months ago he sent trucks full of  masked ICE agents into the city to start a ruckus no one asked for.  Or the fact that one such disruption in June was about to take place at Dodger Stadium itself.

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NO NO NO

Still, federal agents in tactical gear were denied entry into the stadium and its parking lots by Dodger management. The latter’s quest to chase excellence and not immigrants, and support its neighborhood instead of the cos-playing “fake soldiers” seeking to invade it, came at a particularly stressful moment for the city.

But rather than shrink away from a fight to be their best, they chose to stand up against members of an armed militia that, at the time, could easily have been perceived as infinitely more powerful.

…And guess what?

They won.

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Go Dodgers!

 And the real “invaders,” the fake soldiers, turned around and left without incident.

A big victory for the city and a bigger one for the Dodgers – or, as we say, Dodger Blue.

Not the biggest victory we’d have all year but, in some ways, just as significant.

Maybe even more so.

Pia Toscana – Star Spangled Banner (at Game 7 World Series 2025)